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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-10-23, 05:23
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Default Condoms. grah

yes, Im 14 im a virgin.. and me and my g/f both want to have sex. I never have, and sure as hell dont want kids. From experiance.. a generic do's and dont's?

*discuss*

EDIT: spelling

[This message has been edited by DORITO (edited 10-23-2006).]
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Old 2006-10-23, 05:29
cola cola is offline
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Default Re: Condoms. grah

Learn how to put on a condom. Make sure she's wet or have lube handy. Then have fun.

BTW, Get Trojan condoms. Most reliable and feel the best.
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Old 2006-10-23, 05:45
LucifyRe LucifyRe is offline
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dont worry if it streches over the end either, she barely will notice.. fuck her til you almost feel a nut comin then go down on her and use ur elbows to push her legs back(hard to explain) will make her moan so loud the neighbors will call to make sure things are ok
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Old 2006-10-23, 07:51
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Default Re: Condoms. grah

quote:Originally posted by cola:

BTW, Get Trojan condoms. Most reliable and feel the best.

It's a funny thing that, in the UK the main brand is Durex, Trojans are shunned by most.

Meh.

- Rabb
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Old 2006-10-23, 08:57
outcast234 outcast234 is offline
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Default Re: Condoms. grah

Am I the only one that finds the name "Trojan" a very ODD name for a condom?

Think about it.. what's the most famous thing Trojan?

Thats right.. the horse.

What was the point of the horse? To carry soldier into the heart of the castle, and then for them to spring out, defeating their enemy.

Now.. put this on the condom idea. You put it on, and to her, it seems like a gift.. no worry about getting preggers, and all the fun that normally goes with getting preggers. Then this "horse" is holding your manhood, and all your "soldiers" and leading it right into the belly of the beast. Releasing them into the unknown at the point when it thought itself to be the safest!

Just consider yourself warned!!
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Old 2006-10-23, 09:43
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Default Re: Condoms. grah

Haha that made me laugh

- Rabb
 #7 
Old 2006-10-23, 09:59
ultra18 ultra18 is offline
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Default Re: Condoms. grah

yeh its true,no one in the uk uses trojans...

its all about the durx pleasure max
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Old 2006-10-23, 10:06
Zonko Zonko is offline
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outcast234, your over-explaination greatly takes the humour out of the subject, but I've thought the same thing.
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Old 2006-10-23, 10:15
CatharticWeek CatharticWeek is offline
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Default Re: Condoms. grah

Make sure the condoms are newish and have been stored in a cool place out of the sun with no pressure on them like a drawer.

Also, it's 'my girlfriend and I' fuck damnit.

You always write the other person first and use the word that would make sense if it was just you.

Me and my girlfriend want. => My girlfriend and me want. => My girlfriend and I want.

GLHF.
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Old 2006-10-23, 15:19
Ouster Ouster is offline
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www.condomtom.co.uk (http://www.condomtom.co.uk) for cheap condoms.

Please, for the love of God, use them. If you're worried about cumming prematurely, use Durex Ultrasafes, or Pleasure Maxes.
 #11 
Old 2006-10-23, 16:24
Soda_Can_Sniper Soda_Can_Sniper is offline
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Default Re: Condoms. grah

He shouldn't have to worry about that, eel skins pretty much deaden the sensation..

I can't get off using the goddamn things. Even the extra thins.
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Old 2006-10-29, 07:46
Firecracker Firecracker is offline
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Default Re: Condoms. grah

does anyone else think that the snatch SOMETIMES smells funny
 
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