Is there anyway I can do this and fast? She is more of a distant friend that I don't talk to often as our paths rarely cross these days.

I don't know if she is involved with someone, I don't have her phone number either.

What I do have is her as a contact on MSN, and a longlasting friendship with her friends.

What do I need to do, and how do I make the change from what I have now to what I want?



- I really like this girl, I actually have done for a long while now. I want her to know I like her outright without having her to look for hidden meanings. I'd tell her straight out but I'd rather show her that I do. I actually feel a bit embarassed in liking this girl as I see her to be perfection whilst I am far from that. I know you'll tell me I need to get rid of that mindset but that's how I see her, not me.

You'll just have to try to talk to her online some time. But don't be too pushy.

Be a fun/interesting/nice person that she'll actually look forward to getting those little interrupting message windows from, rather than just being an annoyance.

Just be a nice guy, and eventually you'll have an opportunity to do something with her IRL.

But don't rush into all this... if you charge into it with that awkward sort of pedophile-esque "I've got candy in my van, kids !1!!!" eagerness, it'll be a huge turnoff.

I find it works best if you have the attitude that you don't care about her, and have no feelings for her, but you still want to learn everything about her.

Anyone else? Please?

You really do have to get out of that mindset of yourself. Negative thinking brings negative outcomes. Just always know: You are the shit, and everybody that doesn't know you is missing out.

Ask her for a bit of her skin/hair? As you'd like to make a clone so as to have a perfect girl for your own?

How many threads do you make a day, seriously?

Your shit is getting old. Just go out to the library and hit on the first girl you see that is in your age bracket.

Do this until some girl actually likes you, date her, fuck her, do whatever, take her out. Then you can stop posting these threads everyday.

Have one of your friends shine a laser pointer on her then once it has appeared sream "sniper" and tackle her to the ground. you will have thus swept her off her feet and looked cool doing it.

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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

How many threads do you make a day, seriously?

Your shit is getting old. Just go out to the library and hit on the first girl you see that is in your age bracket.

Do this until some girl actually likes you, date her, fuck her, do whatever, take her out. Then you can stop posting these threads everyday.

How about you lose some weight, do something about that slack jawed yokel look you have going on and thinking your some kind of bruce lee superstar?

Or better yet take your own advice and get the fuck out of here. No one likes you and you have never given a good piece of advice ever. Fuck off you redneck,lazy eyed cunt.

I like him because he is a cunt. If you were a true Aussie, you'd like him for this very reason also.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

I like him because he is a cunt. If you were a true Aussie, you'd like him for this very reason also.



o rly? And if you were a true aussie you'd be working at this hour rather then being on totse.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

I like him because he is a cunt. If you were a true Aussie, you'd like him for this very reason also.



True aussies like blunt but fair blokes, not cunts.

quote:Originally posted by Trousersnake:

How about you lose some weight, do something about that slack jawed yokel look you have going on and thinking your some kind of bruce lee superstar?

Or better yet take your own advice and get the fuck out of here. No one likes you and you have never given a good piece of advice ever. Fuck off you redneck,lazy eyed cunt.

Lose some weight? Judging from your pictures you aren't in tip top shape yourself buddy. Droopy eyed? Red neck? I live in Dallas bitch, I am far from a redneck, but it is funny that you assume anyone that lives in the South must be country.

However, despite what you think, or what you think you know, the advice I gave you is great advice. You just don't like it, because in the process of giving you great advice, I insult you. Probably because your a whiney fucking cunt who can do nothing but bitch to people in S&A about how pathetic your life is.

Now why don't you indulge me about what I need to fix about me, because I'm awfully tired about hearing what needs fixing about you.

i'm slightly put off that you would think so much about a VIRTUAL STRANGER. you are overstating her importance in your life, and yours in hers. this alone will lead you to trouble.

For the record, many people at least appreciate CarbonB, as was demonstrated in that thread a mod made about him in which many people came to his defense, saying that he may not be nice, but he often says what needs to be said.

quote:Originally posted by Trousersnake:

o rly? And if you were a true aussie you'd be working at this hour rather then being on totse.

True Aussies don't work if they can help it.

CarbonB is blunt but fair, therefore a cunt.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

How many threads do you make a day, seriously?

Your shit is getting old. Just go out to the library and hit on the first girl you see that is in your age bracket.

Do this until some girl actually likes you, date her, fuck her, do whatever, take her out. Then you can stop posting these threads everyday.

i thought you were about to make a pointless flame like you generally do... instead you actually gave some pretty sound advice.

Good for you.

Same old Trousersnake.. He makes a thread crying about his life, flames anyone who gives him advice that isn't covered in saccharine, invariably apologizes about his behaviour and begs everyone not to judge him as a poster from said thread, leaves. Repeat. CarbonB really does say what needs to be said. I have a hard time finding things I disagree with that he has opinions on lately.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

i'm slightly put off that you would think so much about a VIRTUAL STRANGER. you are overstating her importance in your life, and yours in hers. this alone will lead you to trouble.

Nah. Virtual Stranger isn't accurate. I used that term because over the last year or so we have become distant.

I used to work with her for years and we do talk whenever we're around one another which unfortunately isn't that often these days. I predict this will change now that her commitments as well as mine will not have the same stranglehold they once did. I want to pick up from where we left of as really close friends.

Did anyone else find CarbonB's defense of not being a redneck by proclaiming "I'm from Dallas bitch!" funny as all hell?

Hey CarbonB, my name is Austin...Do I seem plum elegant to you now? haha too easy

quote:Originally posted by Trousersnake:

Did anyone else find CarbonB's defense of not being a redneck by proclaiming "I'm from Dallas bitch!" funny as all hell?

no, not in the slightest.

quote:Originally posted by Zinedine Zidane:

no, not in the slightest.

But you're a no one so fuck off.

Well considering I was raised in Austin, and I grew up in Dallas, would probably put me far away from Country.

It's alright that you think I'm Country, I don't mind. I know Country people, half of my family is Country. I would just like you to put some effort into insulting me since what you said makes no sense.

Especially when you post pictures of yourself in sweatshirts because you don't like the way you look, or that you drink all the time.

Then to call me droopy eyed? Or that I have a yokel look on my face? Lol. Just fix your life Trousersnake without letting us in on every detail.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Just fix your life Trousersnake...

I dunno how to.

Being shy and not being able to overcome that, serious depression swings, habits, poor self image all this combined doesn't amount to much.

I do need help. I look for it in totse and don't seem to get it. I'm not being emo, and I'm not being negative. It's want I like to call reality.

And my reality is knowing she's the only thing (poor choice of wording, she's not a 'thing' but so much more) I give a shit about, and she's a reason (the only reason) for me to have a smile on my face.

quote:Originally posted by Trapped In A Box:

CarbonB really does say what needs to be said. I have a hard time finding things I disagree with that he has opinions on lately.

Not same old Trousersnake. I'm asking how to wow over a girl in particular. Hardly what I call being upset about life (note 'life' not my own...I hate life itself, yours, mine *points to stranger walking past* theirs...).

And CarbonB telling me what I need to hear is to

a) From this thread, try to pick up at a library?

and

b) From previous threads of differing degrees, Take up martial arts?

I'm sorry if I disagree there, but I do.

Take up maritial arts...

Get her in a hold...

Hold her until she gives it up...

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Take up maritial arts...

Get her in a hold...

Hold her until she gives it up...

I want to tap it, not have her tap out

I kid, I kid...

^That's your problem right there, you want sex. You want affection? You think this bitch is what should make you smile in life?

Lol, that shit sounds like a sappy stalker, which you are, which I don't think any girl wants a part of.

All you do all the time is feel sorry for yourself, pity yourself, and hate on other people because your life sucks. Instead of doing the obvious of A) Building self-esteem which I told you to do through Martial-Arts, which seems to work for the entire world, not sure why it wouldn't for you.

Probably because I mentioned before, that you're a pussy and you wouldn't be able to handle what real men do. B) I told you to go to a library and hit on girls, why? Since nice girls go to libraries, and if you go to one, find a nice girl, maybe she too could build your self-esteem.

You shot down both ideas, both ideas were great, you are just an ass. I'm sorry to lay it down on you like this, but you are wasting our time as much as you are wasting your time.

Be confident and lie. Works everytime.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^That's your problem right there, you want sex. You want affection? You think this bitch is what should make you smile in life?



Make sense please. Which do you think I want?

And stalker? Hardly.

Make up my mind? I said sex and affection tard.

Which do you want? Sex? Affection? Someone to make you smile?

Makes sense to me, maybe you should just read it through a little more, maybe 5 more times and then get back to me.

quote:Originally posted by Trousersnake:

we do talk whenever we're around one another which unfortunately isn't that often these days.

you don't see her often. you're trying to sweep her off her feet. why don't you work on seeing her first?