Tonight, I'm going on a date with a girl I've been talking to, but it's been quite a while since I've been on one and, usually, I feel really awkward. Any tips on how I can make it less awkward or any other tips in general so that things go well?

Masturbate furiously before you go out, you will be alot more relaxed.

But in all honesty she is probably gonna be just as nervous, just calm down and go with the flow.

Remember that she shits, too.

Nasty smelly soul-killing shits.

And that's nothing to say about what comes out her FRONT SIDE.

Remember that. You might not be able to keep a straight face.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

And that's nothing to say about what comes out her FRONT SIDE.

Babies

Hey I wonder where... whatshisname is, who's condom broke.

I'm leaving in 5 minutes and all I know to do is to remember that she shits and births... 80% chance this ends in murder/suicide. Thank you all anyway.

Hahaha well, man, just take it easy and remember not to worry. If you don't worry, nothing can go wrong. Just enjoy yourself, okay? It's normal to be nervous. Act smart! Act courteous. Be on your best behaviour. Now go! Off to the fiels of love! Or tablecloths. One of the two you choose!

Edit: probably too late. He's probably going to be in the newspaper tomorrow.

[This message has been edited by stab (edited 10-21-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Remember that she shits, too.

Nasty smelly soul-killing shits.

And that's nothing to say about what comes out her FRONT SIDE.

Remember that. You might not be able to keep a straight face.

Motherfucker stole my line. I'm gonna patent that shit.

quote:Originally posted by wooty:

Motherfucker stole my line. I'm gonna patent that shit.

Yeah, your line made me lol in that one thread.