is this commonpractice among u sxually avtice sickos?

do u guys like to shove narrow things (penicls, pens, choptix) down your urethras?

If your aim was to make every guy that reads that uncomfortable, you succeeded.

quote:Originally posted by baliente:

If your aim was to make every guy that reads that uncomfortable, you succeeded.

no, im curiuous.

I once saw a video where a girl shoves this plastic rod down a guy's urethra. Ill upload it in a sec.

http://www.hottotrott.com/urethra_probe2.jpg

that isnt the thign i was talkign about, but close to it. ITs a guy putting stuff down his urethra.

quote:Originally posted by WannaFuckWannaSex0r:

http://www .hottotrot t.com/uret hra_probe2.jpg (http: //www.hott otrott.com /urethra_p robe2.jpg)

that isnt the thign i was talkign about, but close to it. ITs a guy putting stuff down his urethra.

Fuck. That.

Urethra is the same as my ass, its designed for stuff to come out of it, not to go into it.

^Agreed. That is what they call a fucking catheter.

Ureathra Franklin?

We had a thread about this a while ago. And that one made me feel just as uncomfortable.

I only shove large things like cans of corn and kittens down mine.

quote:Originally posted by reject:

Fuck. That.

Urethra is the same as my ass, its designed for stuff to come out of it, not to go into it.

how about anal sex?

quote:Originally posted by WannaFuckWannaSex0r:

how about anal sex?

That comes under "My ass is like a one way stree, shit comes out but nothing ever goes in".

Thats a catheter you douchebag.

Just imagine sticking a glass rod up there then bending your penis so it shatters...

it'd just be stupid and painful to do that. it's not meant to have stuff put in it.

This reminds me of that one story, posted along time ago, of that kid who had the brother in the Russian Navy who said the Arabs would sell those golden rods with the bulbous end and they would shove them down their urethra and jacking off would feel 10x better.

Then the kid decided to try that, but he didn't have anything good for it so he used the wax around the rim of the base of a candle, and it ended up completely disappearing in his cock, and he had to get surgery done to remove it, and his parents had to use the money they had been saving for his college.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

This reminds me of that one story, posted along time ago, of that kid who had the brother in the Russian Navy who said the Arabs would sell those golden rods with the bulbous end and they would shove them down their urethra and jacking off would feel 10x better.

Then the kid decided to try that, but he didn't have anything good for it so he used the wax around the rim of the base of a candle, and it ended up completely disappearing in his cock, and he had to get surgery done to remove it, and his parents had to use the money they had been saving for his college.

Its a short story by Chuck Palahniuk, and its called...

Damn what is it called...

Guts? I think it was.

I'm sure someone will correct me if im wrong.

Its a good read.

quote:Originally posted by reject:

Its a short story by Chuck Palahniuk, and its called...

Damn what is it called...

Guts? I think it was.

I'm sure someone will correct me if im wrong.

Its a good read.

Its from that book Haunted. I think it was part of Guts also.

if you guys check out the wierd video section of badjojo.com theres a guy getting a dildo shoved down his urethra...pretty wierd shit.

Somebody post a link to that story...it ought to keep even horny fucks like WannaFuck from trying anything stupid...it's not worth your large intestine.

quote:Originally posted by Rocko:

Somebody post a link to that story...it ought to keep even horny fucks like WannaFuck from trying anything stupid...it's not worth your large intestine.

ive read it before.

i think i have it saved on my desktop.

here's a link http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html

See that? Don't do that shit.

The other link didn't work for me. http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/books/haunted/guts.php

Dude seriously though... I was almost able to wipe my mind clean of that story, until I read the OP. I was going to mention it but you guys got to it first.

How bout this gents? (http://tinyurl.com/zykt3)

Or...

This sexy screwdriver? (http://www.fnord.org/gummi/screwdriver.mov)

And now, the famous dildo-in-a-cock...:

Bam! (http://tinyurl.com/dovs)

Does that satisfy your thirst for knowledge?

My g/f has a barbell in her tongue. While giving me head, she pushed it into my urethra once, ONCE. I told her to never do that again.

What pleasure do you have by shoving something down your uretha...

only sick people who are bored shitless would actually try something like that.

Am I the only one here who's tried this?

'kay, um, it takes some preparation, it feels very unnatural at first, but once you get going it pretty much doubles the intensity of masturbation. But then afterwards, it stiiiiings. Not during, though.

Couldn't imagine doing it with anything thick, though. That would just be agonising.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

Am I the only one here who's tried this?

'kay, um, it takes some preparation, it feels very unnatural at first, but once you get going it pretty much doubles the intensity of masturbation. But then afterwards, it stiiiiings. Not during, though.

Couldn't imagine doing it with anything thick, though. That would just be agonising.

I have also tried with a fucking paintbrush . O jesus the pain!

I have also tried with a fucking paintbrush . O jesus the pain![/B][/QUOTE]

you must have a very goatse-esque urethra then.

I really want a penis now.

I've allways kind of liked that weird stimulation of sensitive skin stuff.

Ie, cutting the dead skin off a blister and then just stroking the raw seeping new skin underneath, scraping out scars with nail files, stuff like that.

That probably sounds weird.

quote:Originally posted by LiquidIce:

How bout this gents? (http://tinyurl.com/zykt3)

Or...

This sexy screwdriver? (http://www.fnord.org/gummi/screwdriver.mov)

And now, the famous dildo-in-a-cock...:

Bam! (http://tinyurl.com/dovs)

Does that satisfy your thirst for knowledge?

*drops to the floor and starts puking*

i wonder if male to male urethra secks is possible

quote:Originally posted by baliente:

If your aim was to make every guy that reads that uncomfortable, you succeeded.

aw, fuck!!!!

ouch!!!!

*squirm*