i farted in my girlfriends face. i actually stuck my asshole up to her face and farted.

was it hot?

It probably was hot because of your natural body temperature. Probably tasted like shit too

What did she do?

Your trolling needs more creativity and deeper thoughts.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Your trolling needs more creativity and deeper thoughts.

I concur. some weak ass shit.

I'll bump this for the sake of boredom and hoping it will lead to a thread of stories at least 1/2 amusing.

one time me and my girlfriend had Indian food. And I do not take spicy food very well. I thought I ordered a mild dish, but it turned out they gave me the spicy one. I thought this was just thier mild due to my lack of experience with spicy food. Well Later that night I was laying in the bed with my girlfriend and I farted the worst, rank fart I ever had. Luckily it was a silent one, so I smelt under the blanket and whoo wee, it was bad. She had not noticed yet. So quickly I leaned in like I was going to kiss her, then I pulled the blanket over her head and held it there for as long as I could. She said it was horrible and the worst thing she had ever smelled. I nearly died laughing that minute. Then she eblowed me in the nuts and farted on my face 20 minutes later. (it was nothing compared to mine though)

A few days ago, I had a boner, and she smacked me in the nuts. So I let off the biggest fart in her face. Then she got wierd, faced away from me, and told me she was unattracted to me.

Talk about over reacting. So I farted again, silently, under the dooners, then wafted it at her .