Now I'm only 14 so don't start takin the piss.

Say your with your gf and your making out on your/her bed, you get her top off, and she takes yours off; what would come off next, generally? Her bra? her trousers (pants for you americans)? Your trousers (pants)?

Or doesnt it matter?

There is no special order.

What ever she took off you.

Her eyeballs

My GF usually takes my pants off first.

Her strap-on. w00t.

Go with the common order...

Make out -> Take off top -> feel breasts up -> Take off bra -> Kiss/suck breasts -> Take off pants -> Rub vagina -> Take off underwear -> Finger -> Unzip your pants, pull cock out -> Make her suck your cock, pull your pants off -> Fuck her -> Cum before she can -> Roll over -> fart.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Go with the common order...

Make out -> Take off top -> feel breasts up -> Take off bra -> Kiss/suck breasts -> Take off pants -> Rub vagina -> Take off underwear -> Finger -> Unzip your pants, pull cock out -> Make her suck your cock, pull your pants off -> Fuck her -> Cum before she can -> Roll over -> fart.



no offense gus....but having a standard order of doing things is boring.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:



no offense gus....but having a standard order of doing things is boring.



But it's so efficient!

quote:Originally posted by Silverfuck:



But it's so efficient!

And satisfying!

I like to have my girlfriend in just her underwear for awhile so I go shirt, pants, bra, painties. So hot.

ahhh

fap*fap*fap*fap*fap

I punch her until she takes her tear-streaked clothes off her damn self.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

I punch her until she takes her tear-streaked clothes off her damn self.

Pull up your socks and stop being 12. Hitting women is wrong.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Pull up your socks and stop being 12. Hitting women is wrong.

Oh but it's so fun.

Of course I don't hit women man. Don't lecture me, I'm just fucking around.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Oh but it's so fun.

Of course I don't hit women man. Don't lecture me, I'm just fucking around.

Not funny.

Such jokes encourage the dim of wit and poorly influence the youth of totse.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Not funny.

Such jokes encourage the dim of wit and poorly influence the youth of totse.

Correct you are. I suppose I should watch what I say in 'front' of a mass audience. Takes a bit of fun out of it though, doesn't it?

And besides, the youth of totse need to know when a joke is a joke. Your argument is similar to that of the one used against video games. You and I both know that the outside world is far more influential.

My attitude this morning has not been serious, I'm sure you will have noticed. Will have anyone else? I sure bloody hope so, or I mourn the loss of perception.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Pull up your socks and stop being 12. Hitting women is wrong.

Only black people are women beaters

^ Oh you stay out of this.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:



no offense gus....but having a standard order of doing things is boring.

No offense taken as my post was satirical in origin.

wow Davik your the First 14 year old who hasn't been bitched at for being 14 on totse, congrats.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Correct you are. I suppose I should watch what I say in 'front' of a mass audience. Takes a bit of fun out of it though, doesn't it?

And besides, the youth of totse need to know when a joke is a joke. Your argument is similar to that of the one used against video games. You and I both know that the outside world is far more influential.

My attitude this morning has not been serious, I'm sure you will have noticed. Will have anyone else? I sure bloody hope so, or I mourn the loss of perception.

totse is part of the outside world for many of these kids.

You find it fun to joke about hitting women?

Just because one realizes it's a joke, it leans towards social acceptability. I support neither of these things.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

totse is part of the outside world for many of these kids.

You find it fun to joke about hitting women?

Just because one realizes it's a joke, it leans towards social acceptability. I support neither of these things.

Social acceptability?

No, you see, while what people say can make a difference, the more important thing to consider is socio-economics and situational abuse.

I apologise if I offended you, and yes my comment was irresponsible, but that was the point.

I am merely a humble man who can stretch too far. If anyone wants to look seriously into my thoughts, they should get to know me first, in order to understand what I mean and what I don't.

And for the record? No, I do not support the abuse of women, and neither should *points through your screen to touch your nose* you.

You're taking my comment far too seriously.

I simply felt like pointing out that jokes of that sort are not cool, nor are they funny.

It did not offend me, as it was simply a thoughtless joke. Some people cannot see a joke in these sorts of things. It is to those people that my comment is directed. To people that smiled, or nodded agreement, when they read your post.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

You're taking my comment far too seriously.

I simply felt like pointing out that jokes of that sort are not cool, nor are they funny.

It did not offend me, as it was simply a thoughtless joke. Some people cannot see a joke in these sorts of things. It is to those people that my comment is directed. To people that smiled, or nodded agreement, when they read your post.

um...

stfu. who cares.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

You're taking my comment far too seriously.

I simply felt like pointing out that jokes of that sort are not cool, nor are they funny.

It did not offend me, as it was simply a thoughtless joke. Some people cannot see a joke in these sorts of things. It is to those people that my comment is directed. To people that smiled, or nodded agreement, when they read your post.

Ah, okay. I respect you, and so I felt the need to defend myself. No worries.

Yes to those people who didn't take it as a joke, if there are any of you out there, dammit don't be daft.

Hmm.. thanks guys

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Go with the common order...

Make out -> Take off top -> feel breasts up -> Take off bra -> Kiss/suck breasts -> Take off pants -> Rub vagina -> Take off underwear -> Finger -> Unzip your pants, pull cock out -> Make her suck your cock, pull your pants off -> Fuck her -> Cum before she can -> Roll over -> fart.

w00t

quote:Originally posted by dAvik:

Now I'm only 14 so don't start takin the piss.

Say your with your gf and your making out on your/her bed, you get her top off, and she takes yours off; what would come off next, generally? Her bra? her trousers (pants for you americans)? Your trousers (pants)?

Or doesnt it matter?



haha, you clarified that "trousers" meant pants. Also, you did it twice. lol at n00bness.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:



no offense gus....but having a standard order of doing things is boring.

Ya, sometimes I like to fart befor sex. Maybe even while in the act on special occasions.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Hitting women is wrong.

In a violent/abusive way, yes. However in a "we like our sex hard and I slap her around a bit and spank her" sense I have to disagree.

Hitting women is perfectly fine, I believe in equal rights and I think it's time you do too, Euda, stop being a womanizer.

I'm still pretty damn concered that people as young as this are still fully worried about this sort of stuff, sure some people may claim that it is essential, but I can't really see how. The main thing that makes me question this isn't only physical maturity but also emotional.

I bet some of the very young adolescent Totseans that are fully worrying themselves about having sex, loosing virginity etc focus far too much on it and dont realise that they aren't actually ready for it yet, I mean come on, this bloke is 14 years old... still seemingly young to me.

I'm not trying to piss you off or flame you for your age, but this is all in general.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

I simply felt like pointing out that jokes of that sort are not cool, nor are they funny.

Shut the fuck up. Seriously.

"OMGZ THIS LIEK CONTRADICTZ MAH MORALEZ!11!!"

In actuality, the joke was hilarious. I was laughing at it for a good minute.

Just because you get offended by something doesn't mean that it's not funny.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Hitting women is wrong.

Not in Kazakhastan...

quote:Originally posted by Evil Furby Laugh:

I like to have my girlfriend in just her underwear for awhile so I go shirt, pants, bra, painties. So hot.

ahhh

fap*fap*fap*fap*fap

quote:Originally posted by Tentative:

um...

stfu. who cares.

A joke is a fucking joke. Oh no, I laughed at something that obviously wasn't serious. Now I'm going to go beat women.

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

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A: Nothing you haven't already told her twice already! LOL!!!

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

A joke is a fucking joke. Oh no, I laughed at something that obviously wasn't serious. Now I'm going to go beat women.

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes DOING THE DISHES?

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A: Nothing you haven't already told her twice already! LOL!!!

Fixed!! And as for you Euda....You don't support jokes????

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Go with the common order...

Make out -> Take off top -> feel breasts up -> Take off bra -> Kiss/suck breasts -> Take off pants -> Rub vagina -> Take off underwear -> Finger -> Unzip your pants, pull cock out -> Make her suck your cock, pull your pants off -> Fuck her -> Cum before she can -> Roll over -> fart.



yea, that it how it goes for most people...

meh, i usually run tits/rub her crotch, if she is wearing a skirt then i tickle her thighs, slowly go in further and kaBLAMMO!

..i'm 16 lol

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Go with the common order...

Make out -> Take off top -> feel breasts up -> Take off bra -> Kiss/suck breasts -> Take off pants -> Rub vagina -> Take off underwear -> Finger -> Unzip your pants, pull cock out -> Make her suck your cock, pull your pants off -> Fuck her -> Cum before she can -> Roll over -> fart.

HAHA FART!

[This message has been edited by RemadE (edited 10-26-2006).]