how do you masturbate? what do you use most often? which feels the best?

I'm leaving this thread up, although it's be done so many times before, simply because you spelt 'masturbate' correctly...

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

I'm leaving this thread up, although it's be done so many times before, simply because you spelt 'masturbate' correctly...

Indeed. Spelling such a vital word correctly is key for any male.

I salute this fine, young man.

If you put a finger in your ass, it stimulates the prostate, resulting in an explosive orgasm. This is the best way. But I find it hard to get the motivation to lean back in my chair, stick my finger in my ass, and masturbated with my legs in the air. It's difficult to do all the time. I only do it once a month on average. I now stick pens in my ass instead, not as fufilling as my finger, but now my other hand is free to wiggle the pen as I wish to.

quote:Originally posted by twilightki:

If you put a finger in your ass, it stimulates the prostate, resulting in an explosive orgasm. This is the best way. But I find it hard to get the motivation to lean back in my chair, stick my finger in my ass, and masturbated with my legs in the air. It's difficult to do all the time. I only do it once a month on average. I now stick pens in my ass instead, not as fufilling as my finger, but now my other hand is free to wiggle the pen as I wish to.

Pens, come on you have the whole kitchen drawer and tool box, use your imagination!

quote:Originally posted by twilightki:

If you put a finger in your ass, it stimulates the prostate, resulting in an explosive orgasm. This is the best way. But I find it hard to get the motivation to lean back in my chair, stick my finger in my ass, and masturbated with my legs in the air. It's difficult to do all the time. I only do it once a month on average. I now stick pens in my ass instead, not as fufilling as my finger, but now my other hand is free to wiggle the pen as I wish to.

Dildos are cheap, and usually aren't sharp/jagged. Fingernails, no matter HOW short, hurt.

Usually I alternate during the session, butI mainly use my left hand. Also, I'm not afraid of a little anal stimulation, so I sometimes encorporate that into it as well.

quote:Originally posted by Bates23:

Usually I alternate during the session, butI mainly use my left hand. Also, I'm not afraid of a little anal stimulation, so I sometimes encorporate that into it as well.

So many guys, well, not so many, but quite a lot, and i mean i've heard manly men admit it when they're drunk, admit to a bit of anal stimulation for great masturbating, but i really, geuninally do not think i could bring myself to do that.

First I lie down on my back after removing my panties. Then I start slow while fantasizing about naughty acts I would never actually engage in. This goes on for about 5 minutes until I have an orgasm, then I repeat everything maybe 5 or 6 times.:P

lol usully i just rub my pen0r i duno if i m doin it rite tho.

does anal masturbation give you more of a better orgasim then the penis?

quote:Originally posted by Needle:

does anal masturbation give you more of a better orgasim then the penis?

You don't JUST masturbate with your asshole. Your put a finger in your asshole, then masturbate the regular way.

quote:Originally posted by twilightki:

You don't JUST masturbate with your asshole. Your put a finger in your asshole, then masturbate the regular way.

Do you just leave it in there or do you go in and out? If you just leave it there, you're missing out

Anyway, anal stimulation is all fine and dandy, but, it makes me smell like shit and feel like a pansy for some reason.

I don't know, but, whenever I make faces or moan a little during orgasms, I feel like less of a guy...

so sticking your finger there gives you a really good orgasm or is it pointless and feels the same?

quote:Originally posted by Needle:

so sticking your finger there gives you a really good orgasm or is it pointless and feels the same?

Great orgasm. It'll make you moan or something similar.

Edit: Oh, I see what you mean. Yes, it feels good just having it in there, but, is much better when you move it around.

[This message has been edited by Captain WTF (edited 10-20-2006).]

With my Hand

quote:Originally posted by Captain WTF:

is much better when you move it around.

Rubbing the stomach side wall to be precise right?

quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

Rubbing the stomach side wall to be precise right?

Lol? o.0

Let me reiterate, moving your finger around whilst in your ass feels better than just leaving it in there and masturbating normally.

[This message has been edited by Captain WTF (edited 10-20-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by ratmsg04:

With my Hand

Hehe. ^^

With His Hand.

I slap my balls and scream to the queen.

I would say that more time is spent on mental imagery than anything else.

I have to admit though, that I am out of practice.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

I slap my balls and scream to the queen.

quote:Originally posted by Needle:

how do you masturbate?

By rubbing by penis-shaft up and down until I ejaculate.



End of thread.

quote:Originally posted by Captain WTF:

Lol? o.0

The prostate is there if I remember right and applying pressure to that gives better orgasms

I also could never imagine having anything in my ass..it sickens me and I fail to see how a girl would put soemthing in my ass except a finger..and thats not a turn on..shit comes out of that hole..and yet everyones so preoccupied with getting int ehre partners anus or tehre partner getting in theres. Its a hole covered in shit whihc bleeds easily. Oh and agreed an up and down movement with my right hand is the best way...

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

*shock*

quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:

I also could never imagine having anything in my ass..it sickens me and I fail to see how a girl would put soemthing in my ass except a finger..and thats not a turn on..shit comes out of that hole..and yet everyones so preoccupied with getting int ehre partners anus or tehre partner getting in theres. Its a hole covered in shit whihc bleeds easily. Oh and agreed an up and down movement with my right hand is the best way...

TOSSS MY SALAWWWWWDD!!

quote:Originally posted by Captain WTF:

Do you just leave it in there or do you go in and out? If you just leave it there, you're missing out

Anyway, anal stimulation is all fine and dandy, but, it makes me smell like shit and feel like a pansy for some reason.

I don't know, but, whenever I make faces or moan a little during orgasms, I feel like less of a guy...

Ehhh anal stimulation/sex isn't even a gay thing, that's just the stereotype people put on them. Most gays only engage in mutual oral sex. So it goes to show you that not even the gays really enjoy sticking things up their asses. Really it depends on the guy... i've tried it and it's like, eh, you cum a little more and it feels little better but the trade off is you have to put something in your asshole. Why bother? It also thought me not to pressure my girl into anal sex unless she asks first.

Seriously guys look up anal prolapses, fistulas, boils, hemroids and that's stuff that you (and especially women) start getting on your ass even without anal sex. That's what your doing to yourself and your girls if you don't do it right or do it too often.

I roll my cock up inside myself, and move it around underneath my ball sack.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

First I lie down on my back after removing my panties. Then I start slow while fantasizing about naughty acts I would never actually engage in. This goes on for about 5 minutes until I have an orgasm, then I repeat everything maybe 5 or 6 times.:P

I call bullshit. We'll need proof in photograph form, please!

Damn. I have never done it before, but you guys are starting to convince me to anal stimulate along with regular masturbation. How far in do I put my finger and which one?

normally. some hand cream or something with similar consistency is delightful. i dont feel the need to stick my hand in my own ass.

but for any of you that do...just remember...your hand will come out. but anything else? first it'll be a pen, then a highlighter, and next thing you know...

I stoke my hand on this http://i11.tinypic.com/30k97bt.jpg

nice palm pilot

This thread makes me want to vomit. All this talk of anal stimulation... didn't you learn a lesson from HTS-Noob?

If you stick your finger in your ass, is it possible to cause bleeding or damage?

I am not big on masturbating, unless a woman is doing it,

but a. : don't stick stuff up your ass,

and b.: ozzy bot, that's a small toy you have there. (not talking about the palm pilot)

Well, I masturbated like half an hour ago. I was going to try anal stimulation, then it was kinda awkward and I said fuck it.

quote:Originally posted by HandOfZek:

Dildos are cheap, and usually aren't sharp/jagged. Fingernails, no matter HOW short, hurt.

not with vaseline,baby oil,lube.



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quote:Originally posted by StreetThug:

If you stick your finger in your ass, is it possible to cause bleeding or damage?

Ehhh. You can, but that really depends what, how and such.

a finger or (I'd say a marker , but not with what happened to HTS N00B) with lube would seem fine.

quote:Originally posted by StreetThug:

If you stick your finger in your ass, is it possible to cause bleeding or damage?



its neva happend to me and ive stuck my entire finger in my ass. you have to go pretty far insid before you start to bleed ( unless your finger nails aren't cut) i just bit mine off.

Yes, but if you do stick ANYTHING up your ass MAKE SURE it doesnt get stuck in your anus... or maybe dont... I need another stomach splitting laughter thread...

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

I call bullshit. We'll need proof in photograph form, please!

Okay you caught me...I've never done it!:P

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Okay you caught me...I've never done it!:P

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Talk about bullshit, I bet your fingers and clit have calusses.

I was kidding...Notice my cool use of the :P face?

^ lol I think he was too

But he used the face!

Furiously.

^^ It could have been happy sarcasm!

quote:Originally posted by phalen:

So many guys, well, not so many, but quite a lot, and i mean i've heard manly men admit it when they're drunk, admit to a bit of anal stimulation for great masturbating, but i really, geuninally do not think i could bring myself to do that.

Funny thing, I was drunk when I posted that :P

quote:Originally posted by Captain WTF:



I don't know, but, whenever I make faces or moan a little during orgasms, I feel like less of a guy...

I find it an extreme turn on when guys moan and make faces.

Maybe it's just me?

quote:Originally posted by Amoxicellin:

I find it an extreme turn on when guys moan and make faces.

Maybe it's just me?

I think it might be just you. I don't think I enjoy it anyways.. =/ Although, the odd time with one of my girlfriends...

quote:Originally posted by Exloverslover:

I think it might be just you. I don't think I enjoy it anyways.. =/ Although, the odd time with one of my girlfriends...

I'm a girl, I enjoy it when the guy does it. Although I like making noise, too. Makes it feel better to express it.

If I use lotion for anal stimulation, will it infect my anus? Also, what happened to HTS-N00B everyone talks very badly of it, I am curious.

quote:Originally posted by StreetThug:

If I use lotion for anal stimulation, will it infect my anus? Also, what happened to HTS-N00B everyone talks very badly of it, I am curious.

He got a marker stuck up his ass and had to get medical help. lol.

Umm, I think that might burn. I've never tried, but you could always tell us?

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

First I lie down on my back after removing my panties. Then I start slow while fantasizing about naughty acts I would never actually engage in. This goes on for about 5 minutes until I have an orgasm, then I repeat everything maybe 5 or 6 times.:P



If I was still a teenager I'd have totally fapped

quote:Originally posted by Amoxicellin:

I find it an extreme turn on when guys moan and make faces.

Maybe it's just me?

Yeah, me too. It's fucking hot. Sometimes the face my boyfriend makes as he cums is enough to bring me over the edge again.

Whatever you do...no highlighters.

Highlighter + Masturbation = owned.