Hopefully this thread can be educational and offer some exciting insight as to why most women are absolutely horrendous at choking the chicken.

To start I will offer my own experience as something to build off of.

I find that when receiving pleasure via a woman's hands I am at first intensely aroused at the thought of what is occuring. A woman I care about (or possibly do not) is taking my veiny, leftways curved, miscolored member into her delicate little hands and trying her damnedest to milk my love juice out from the depths of me.

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Some things for the girls:

It is quite a turn on, but women, heed my advice: ENJOY it. And if you find it only ho-hum, tiring, or downright unenjoyable, then at least fake it. Your guy will come 10x quicker if you act like giving him pleasure really gets you turned on.

Try to be sexy while your fumbling furiously up and down his shaft. We know you don't know exactly what you're doing, but if there are ways to take our mind off of your greeness. Look into your man's eyes lustily. Give him a look that says "I want so badly to watch you come that I'm going to explode". Bite your lower lip and scrunch your eyebrows. Make it look like jerking him off is giving you a prolonged miniature orgasm of your own. Kiss him all over his chest, and stomach. Light pecks are great, mixed with some flicks of the tongue. The area between our hipbone and our penis is a very sensitive spot. Try moving your mouth over and around this area, or use your nails to lightly caress here.

Most guys will be into you verbally communicating your desire, and if not he'll let you know without being offended. Whisper into his ear how much he turns you on. Tell him how wet he makes you. If you are into talking dirtier tell him how much you want him to fuck you, or describe the way it feels to have his hard dick push into you, filling you up. Desribe how sexy it is when he grabs your hips from behind while riding you. Most men will be very turned on by visualizing their lover and taking dirty can help him focus on these mental pictures.

Try playing with yourself. This can be very very hot. Tell him to watch you make yourself come. Softly moan in his ear, or nibble it as you breath heavily, twitching at your own pleasure. Remember whether this is about you or him, though, and try to stay focused on your hand motion if you want him to orgasm.

Overall remember to at least present the idea that you are enjoying it. No guy wants a girl to seem burdened by giving him a handjob. If your hand hurts, switch postions. If you need a short break, rub him with your leg, or grind your pussy against his dick. Keep him hard and excited while you rest your hand for a moment. Nothing kills the mood like hearing a girl say, in the middle of reaching your plateau, "God my arm is aching *sigh*". Trust us, ladies, we can often give ourselves a much better, and much quicker orgasm ourselves so make the event enjoyable for us. Handjobs are about the women involved, not just their hands.

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Some thoughts on technique:

Okay, well I might as well get specific. I've noticed that the number one trend in women is to jerk guys off like they are actually trying to "jerk" them off... of a cliff, off the bed, or off into space. NO. Although this may vary by guy, the most pleasure occurs on the down stroke. That is, towards their body. All too often women focus on pulling the skin of the penis away from the man's body, and this feels alright, but can be more distracting than anything.

Speaking purely from my own personal senses, girls, I like it much more when a woman barely tugs away and focuses on ramming down towards my balls. The tension of the skin between your hand and the tip of my penis becoming taut is enough to build up to a strong orgasm quickly. Think about it this way: Men trust into you harder than they pull out for a reason.

Another key point of any handjob is the pressure of the fingers. Some women like to squeeze and release like they are trying to retrieve a lodged skittle, or like they are ferociously milking a cow. In my opinion, a nice stable, unchanging grip is best. Imagine you are on a ride at an amusement park and the over-your-shoulders harness has just come down. Some men prefer the tight grip of your hands on their dicks as if you're hanging on for dear life halfway down the first big drop of the rollercoaster. Myself, however, find this vicegrip to easily over stimulate me causing numbness and the inability to orgasm, musch less feel anything. I would rather a woman hold me as if the ride has not yet begun yet and you are making sure the harness is secure. If this analogy was incomprehensible, then don't squeeze super hard, or open and close your hand too often.

The head of the penis is an interesting place. I would suggest teasing it gently while in the beginning stages of a handjob, but personally I never come that close to touching my own dick's head while jerking it, and I would rather you just didn't either. Again, personal preference.

One last thing, as I've just thought of it, Depending on positioning, it might be natural to angle the penis towards the man's face. When I jack it, however, I am nearly always pointed directly away from my body. This has nothing to do with where the semen will shoot, it is just what my body is used to.

Well this turned out much longer than I had expected. A rather unspectacular handjob last night, ending in my saying fuck it and eating the girl out to an orgasm, prompted my posting this.



Guys offer tips, girls ask some questions.

(and if you care about my personal situation, tell me how I can get my girl to get into it a bit more without her being insulted)

your makign way too big a deal out of thjis. Its only masturbation.

quote:Originally posted by WannaFuckWannaSex0r:

your makign way too big a deal out of thjis. Its only masturbation.

i actually kind of find it interesting that so many guys think girls are bad at handjobs. i usually do blowjob/handjob combos because they seem to be more fun for him, and i've never had a complaint, but maybe my boyfriend's just used to the way i do it. (boyfriend, if you read this, you need to tell me if i suck or not).

interesting tips though, instead of just the usual "girls suck at handjobs" complaint.

Thanks much

But giving handjobs really is a burden ¬¬

Just use a LOT of lube. Hard to screw it up that way, honestly.

I've never understood handjobs. Why not just give him head; it's more interesting and stimulating than something he definitely can do better himself. Besides, most guys get off so much faster when you're going down on him and using your hand at the same time.

I thought that was really well written. Archiveable even.

Treat it like a Big Clit!

Not like a 'Rusty Pump Handle' on your ol' Gran's Farm! 'K?

quote:Originally posted by kappelpie:

I've never understood handjobs. Why not just give him head; it's more interesting and stimulating than something he definitely can do better himself. Besides, most guys get off so much faster when you're going down on him and using your hand at the same time.

no.

ive only had ONE person get me off with a blowjob. She got me off every time, but that's only oner person.

girls suck way less at giving handjobs than they do head.

Well written. Good points.

I'll be honest though...I could give a fuck less about the handjob...I want IN that pussy.

CaspeR

I feel gay for reading that.

Good post though. +1

The only way i can get off while getting a handjob, is if i'm fingering the girl at the same time. My ex was very good at making the handjob feel good, but i reach a psychological plateu unless i have something really mentally stimulating.

I just wrap my legs around one of his legs and press myself against him. When he feels me get wet, it turns him on so much he usually rolls over on top of me and tries to start having sex.:P In fact, he gets so excited by that trick that he has to hold perfectly still for the first few moments he's inside me so as to not come too fast.

I think it was well-written, and interesting... and good until you got up to "Some thoughts on technique." Apparently, we jerk it completely differently.

-I actually prefer the "up" stroke, though both feel good.

-I prefer the pressure to vary slightly; harder squeeze on the head, slightly less everywhere else.

-As indicated by the previous point, I do like to touch my head. That is, I grip the foreskin above it; I never actually touch the glans. Just realized that that may be what you mean.

-I always angle it toward my face.

So... I dunno. That part's well-written too, and pretty long, but I'm not sure it's so accurate. Then again, I may just be weird. Anyone else?

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quote:Originally posted by PieGirl:

Thanks much

But giving handjobs really is a burden ¬¬

Thanks much

But fingering bitches that don't even take the effort to understand the opposite action on their mate really is a burden.

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Well, after a decade of being penial active, I've gotten to the point that I can make myself cum as fast as I need to, and as many times as I need to.

A girl touching my cock is foreplay. Really, they'll never learn. :\

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Don't be so sensitive, Gus!

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Don't be so sensitive, Gus!

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I had to train my fiance to give better head and hand jobs. She's a lot better than she was when we first met, but it takes a long time for her to get me off. The main problem is that she stops. Stopping, whether its to add spit or lube, and then continuing prolongs ejaculation big time. You can slow down and speed up, but never stop.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Don't be so sensitive, Gus!

Huh? Well, really, it's a very sensitive organ.

I mean, really. Only a woman would say something like "Oh, don't be so sensitive. I'm just going to RIP THE FUCKING HEAD OFF WHILE I LEAVE YOU CRYING IN A POOL OF BLOOD AND YOUR AFOREMENTIONED TEARS!!".



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Oh, and Xiao Mei: Don't tell me how to be.

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Oh really? Then how come I've seen about 5 posts going "Omg wtf i suck at making my boyfriend come". or "my girlfriend sucks at handjobs".

This is perfect for people who acctually experience this frequently and want to enhance their sexual pleasure.

Read it, and give it around to people. This is actually pretty good. THough I gotta give you this. You were really getting into it heh.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I just wrap my legs around one of his legs and press myself against him. When he feels me get wet, it turns him on so much he usually rolls over on top of me and tries to start having sex.:P In fact, he gets so excited by that trick that he has to hold perfectly still for the first few moments he's inside me so as to not come too fast.

I use this trick too

To the OP:

Licking the bit of skin on uncircumsized males just below the head while fapping them can work wonders - it's extremely sensitive. You might mention that.

my girlfriend gives good head so i usually just get that but the few times she has given me a handjob (lube included) it was great, get her to twist her hands like a pepper shaker grinder thing, especially when she goes up aa.sdaskdk yeaah pretty intense orgasm that night

why oh why did i partly read this if im a guy?

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Thanks much

But fingering bitches that don't even take the effort to understand the opposite action on their mate really is a burden.

~~~

Well, after a decade of being penial active, I've gotten to the point that I can make myself cum as fast as I need to, and as many times as I need to.

A girl touching my cock is foreplay. Really, they'll never learn. :\



clearly sturggling to get any action...

p.s. on another note...fuck you, from a faithless supporter

quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:

clearly sturggling to get any action...

p.s. on another note...fuck you, from a faithless supporter

Why are you following me? I mean, really, I say I've missed being flamed, but you aren't flaming me. Just crying.

And Faithless got what s/he made. Silly boy.

I can put all of that into one sentance, and I don't even need to read it first.

Girls suck at handjobs, unless there is some form of lubrication.

quote:Originally posted by LucifyRe:

my girlfriend gives good head so i usually just get that but the few times she has given me a handjob (lube included) it was great, get her to twist her hands like a pepper shaker grinder thing, especially when she goes up aa.sdaskdk yeaah pretty intense orgasm that night

I could see some girl turning this into an indian burn type thing by doing this to hard. I'm a girl & that makes me shudder.

quote:Originally posted by spaawn7:



You forgot to power down.

Haha I wondered why this thread was bumped.. But then I saw spaawn7, and remembered people were looking for him in SG.

Good thread OP.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

And Faithless got what s/he made. Silly boy.

What happen?

Girls should never give handjobs. They should forever suck.

quote:Originally posted by jvm222:

Girls should never give handjobs. They should forever suck.

i'm a girl and i agree with this... i don't see the point of handjobs. i can see a guy fingering a girl to get her wet/horny enough for sex, but what is the point of a handjob? just suck it or fuck it.

quote:Originally posted by xilikeeggs0:

i'm a girl and i agree with this... i don't see the point of handjobs. i can see a guy fingering a girl to get her wet/horny enough for sex, but what is the point of a handjob? just suck it or fuck it.

I don't know. It just arouses me somehow. Hands are very versatile, and to have someone you find attractive playing with your genitals... well, it satisfies me anyway.

"Ugghh my hand hurts / my arm aches *SIGH*"

God, whenever I hear that, I want to punch her in both her fucking eyes.

YOU started giving me the handjob, so FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED.

Although, I will sympathize a bit... This girl had to give me a handjob for an hour once for me to cum, but I had to think of another girl, (almost said her name too..) and she kept looking at the clock and sighing, so she deserved her absence in my sexual thoughts.

~Saint947

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

I mean, really. Only a woman would say something like "Oh, don't be so sensitive. I'm just going to RIP THE FUCKING HEAD OFF WHILE I LEAVE YOU CRYING IN A POOL OF BLOOD AND YOUR AFOREMENTIONED TEARS!!".





HAHAHA. I lol'd.

as for the underlying question, are handjobs ever worth it, I have to say that I really like continuing to make out with a girl while she does it, which is obviously not an option when she is giving head. but admittedly, I prefer the latter 1000000000000000fold.

anyway, great, great guide. I agree with everything and I wish this could be reproduced million-fold so all the girls in the world could read it.



and that was today's "how to make the world a better place"! Join us again next time.

Oh wow,is this a godsend for me,no joke I just make a thread on this too,& thank you to whomever told me to look on in here

quote:Originally posted by KRJ:

Oh wow,is this a godsend for me,no joke I just make a thread on this too,& thank you to whomever told me to look on in here

youuu're welcome.

quote:Originally posted by Saint947:

"Ugghh my hand hurts / my arm aches *SIGH*"

God, whenever I hear that, I want to punch her in both her fucking eyes.

YOU started giving me the handjob, so FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED.

Although, I will sympathize a bit... This girl had to give me a handjob for an hour once for me to cum, but I had to think of another girl, (almost said her name too..) and she kept looking at the clock and sighing, so she deserved her absence in my sexual thoughts.

~Saint947

Nono...don't tell me! She was working it like a rusty ol' pump handle down on the farm? All work/no play?

She was working it like a job & her next john was just around the corner...if she could just, "Get this A-hole t'finish!"

Worked it the way you would've got a sock in the jaw if you worked her feeshy snatch the same way? Got on that 'little job' the way she'd work a rowing machine at the gym she'd payed $700 to join & she'd bloody well get her moneys worth!?



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