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 #1 
Old 2006-10-18, 20:05
Zacher Zacher is offline
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Default Totse! a question for you.

So... I met a girl on the internet. We are still talking online and we met ourselves in real life. Everything is going fine and she invited me to her halloween party and I have totally no idea how to disguise myself! I don't want something ugly with gross teeth and things like that.

Any suggestions?
 #2 
Old 2006-10-18, 20:10
Rocko Rocko is offline
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How old are you?
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Old 2006-10-18, 20:12
Zacher Zacher is offline
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I'm 17
 #4 
Old 2006-10-18, 20:12
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longyearbyen
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Be a wizard!

Chicks go for that kinda stuff

-F☺rd
 #5 
Old 2006-10-18, 20:15
Zacher Zacher is offline
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I don't wanna go there with a dress! ><
 #6 
Old 2006-10-18, 20:16
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Default Re: Totse! a question for you.

You met yourself?! IN REAL LIFE!?! WOWZERZ!

Dress up as a pumpkin.
 #7 
Old 2006-10-18, 20:17
Rocko Rocko is offline
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Fuck if I know...
 #8 
Old 2006-10-18, 20:24
lauren7249 lauren7249 is offline
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i'm trying to think of stuff that wouldn't look ghey. it's pretty hard. i wouldn't go as any kind of monster, definitely not. and don't buy your costume from a costume shop, unless you see something really awesome. it's hard to say cause halloween costumes usually include some sort of personal expression. by the way, you should find out for sure beforehand whether you're expected to dress up.

i'm trying to think of something that would make you look good without looking vain. i guess you could be a celebrity, like a dude from an 80s band or something. or you could just be a person from the 80s. that would be funny. wear the ridiculous clothes and carry a boombox?
 #9 
Old 2006-10-18, 20:31
Zacher Zacher is offline
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Maybe like Elvis Presley?
 #10 
Old 2006-10-18, 20:33
Rocko Rocko is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Zacher:

Maybe like Elvis Presley?

Oh hell yes, post pics.
 #11 
Old 2006-10-18, 20:36
Zacher Zacher is offline
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I'll try ^^
 #12 
Old 2006-10-18, 20:42
Chronos139 Chronos139 is offline
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www.yarr.org (http://www.yarr.org)

try that!
 #13 
Old 2006-10-18, 20:54
Jessic Jessic is offline
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Drag.

It's the only way to go.

Jx
 #14 
Old 2006-10-18, 21:09
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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Default Re: Totse! a question for you.

quote:Originally posted by Ford Prefect:

Be a wizard!

Chicks go for that kinda stuff

-F☺rd



bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
 #15 
Old 2006-10-18, 21:11
Che Buddy Che Buddy is offline
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Im going as Captin Morgan,
 #16 
Old 2006-10-18, 21:24
NiGhT PrOwLeR NiGhT PrOwLeR is offline
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Dress up like a pirate or ZORRO everyone loves zoro

it would be halarious if you showed up to this party dressed like a purple dinosaur and find out its NOT a costume party
 #17 
Old 2006-10-18, 21:29
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clashland
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Go as yourself, if that's not enough for her then kill her.
 #18 
Old 2006-10-18, 21:34
Flock Flock is offline
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Generic white sheet ghost. It's old school AND easy to make.
 #19 
Old 2006-10-18, 21:42
PieGirl PieGirl is offline
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Pirate's good

Or be a ninja if you're a bit on the fugly side
 #20 
Old 2006-10-18, 21:45
Pilsu Pilsu is offline
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quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

find out its NOT a costume party

Think you just about covered it
 #21 
Old 2006-10-18, 22:12
Zacher Zacher is offline
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The pirate is a good idea. The party is on the 28 so I'll have some time to think about it.
 #22 
Old 2006-10-18, 22:53
oral fixation oral fixation is offline
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go as mario...wear a red hat, a read shirt, a fake mustache (assuming you don't have on) and blue overalls. congratulations you now have a cool [fairly] inexpensive costume that will make people giggle.
 #23 
Old 2006-10-19, 00:20
TheParkinator TheParkinator is offline
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Hitler Mario.
 #24 
Old 2006-10-19, 00:26
YouLookFourteen YouLookFourteen is offline
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i second the zorro suggestion.
 #25 
Old 2006-10-19, 01:43
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I'm going to be a foolish crippled boy for halloween. All that is left to do is finding the right hat.
 #26 
Old 2006-10-19, 01:53
sidewayz6.6 sidewayz6.6 is offline
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Be a vampire! My friend went and bought some fangs yesterday, and wore them to school today. Some nice looking girl came up to him and asked him to bite her. He did, and she seemed to enjoy it. Apparently the girls at my school have a thing for vampires. My friend said that when he tried it on his girlfriend though, she kneed him in the balls. I guess results may vary.

[This message has been edited by sidewayz6.6 (edited 10-19-2006).]
 #27 
Old 2006-10-19, 02:33
Grail Grail is offline
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quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:



bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

I put on my robe and wizard hat
 #28 
Old 2006-10-19, 02:37
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poopsex
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wear a bk mask

www.bkmasks.com (http://www.bkmasks.com)
 #29 
Old 2006-10-19, 02:38
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Valhalla
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A stingray.
 #30 
Old 2006-10-19, 02:51
origamimavin origamimavin is offline
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find a movie she likes, and make the costume yourself. i made a costume of frank from donnie darko that kicked ass. then it'll also have special meaning to her if you made it movie-specific to something she likes and made it yourself.
 #31 
Old 2006-10-19, 05:16
Marchesa Marchesa is offline
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Vampire.

Vampire's are sexy...
 #32 
Old 2006-10-19, 06:00
CaSp3R88 CaSp3R88 is offline
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Im going as Dr. Raoul Duke. That way when Im fucked out of my head on acid, people will just think im playing the character. Good times.

CaspeR
 #33 
Old 2006-10-19, 06:09
firekitty751 firekitty751 is offline
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I'm going to be a pirate or the 80's. The 80's will be super fun. You could do that.

Or, be a breathalyzer test. Make a tshirt that looks like a little breathalyzer machine, then tape a paper towel roll over your cock.

Or... I like the pumpkin idea. That would be so gay.
 #34 
Old 2006-10-19, 06:14
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longyearbyen
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quote:Originally posted by CaSp3R88:

Im going as Dr. Raoul Duke. That way when Im fucked out of my head on acid, people will just think im playing the character. Good times.

CaspeR



Dude, soo cool. Soo cool. And I was going to be a fucking wizard...



-F☺rd
 #35 
Old 2006-10-19, 07:13
Bananas Bananas is offline
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Default Re: Totse! a question for you.

quote:Originally posted by Demoiselle:

You met yourself?! IN REAL LIFE!?! WOWZERZ!



Exactly.
 #36 
Old 2006-10-19, 11:37
Zacher Zacher is offline
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Default Re: Totse! a question for you.

quote:Originally posted by Demoiselle:

You met yourself?! IN REAL LIFE!?! WOWZERZ!



I don't understand what is my mistake... can someone explain me? English is not my first language...
 #37 
Old 2006-10-19, 11:45
another pint another pint is offline
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What you implied was that you (zacher) met yourself (yourself being zacher) in real life. Essentially meeting 'your' 'self'.

Yeah... anyway, go as the devil. Then you can seduce her to your evil ways.
 #38 
Old 2006-10-19, 19:28
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Be a Gladiator. You can sporadically say "I am Spartacus." And it's easy to make.
 #39 
Old 2006-10-20, 15:50
Mantikore Mantikore is offline
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a knight in shining armor. its classic, but make it funny with a mop with a paper horses head and ride it. Get her to ride it too it will be funny and break ice
 
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