Yes, they do. And, they feel good. But, am I the only one? I demand you girls try it. Male? Try it with your girlfriend! Then post pics!

Gross

*gives you a look which tells you he likes you, although he doesn't want to*

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Gross

lol, it's water.

It can be nice, a different sensation.

Bananas give me your fucking msn now.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

*gives you a look which tells you he likes you, although he doesn't want to*



lol, y u st...

omigod u swore at me!!

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http://www.new-dream.de/image/wallpaper/musik/ice-cube/ice-cube-01.jpg

Yeah... guess what I read this topic title as.

>.<

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

http ://www.new-dream.de/image/wallpaper/musik/ice-cube/ice-cube-01.jpg (http: //www.new- dream.de/i mage/wallp aper/musik /ice-cube/ ice-cube-0 1.jpg)

Yeah... guess what I read this topic title as.

>.<



Same here, all I could think of was 'Wicked.'

Never question the size of Ice Cube's balls...

Sex-God-Lurv-Maschines like me know that popping an ice cube in her bum just before she comes is a winner too!

fill condom with water

put in freezer

wait overnight

BAM ice-dildo

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

fill condom with water

put in freezer

wait overnight

BAM ice-dildo

Now there's an idea. Though not one i can use, since my parents would be taken aback to find water/ice filled condoms in the freezer!

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

fill condom with water

Good luck with that

quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

Good luck with that

Good luck with filling a condom with water? Is it really that difficult?

quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:

Good luck with filling a condom with water? Is it really that difficult?

http://tinyurl.com/y53fkk

You see that big balloon thing? That a condom with water.

You'd have to be extremely retarded to not be able to figure out how to fill a condom with water.

quote:Originally posted by Brady:

You'd have to be extremely retarded to not be able to figure out how to fill a condom with water.

first i'll have to conquer this "tap" thing. It seems someone has put some kind of metallic forcefield around this water to make it unreachable!

quote:Originally posted by Brady:

You'd have to be extremely retarded to not be able to figure out how to fill a condom with water.

Trust me when I say it won't work!

quote:Originally posted by akiratheoni:

http://tinyurl.com/y53fkk

You see that big balloon thing? That a condom with water.



That kid looks retarded

i wanan see some one do this with the ice

Who the fuck said filling up a condom wouldn't work? You don't have to fill it up like a water ballon, just fill it up so the water is up to the rim, pour a little out and tie it off. You are fucking retarded, the condom will only expand if you make it.

On a related topic, icecubes make nice makeshift enemas to prepare for anal secks. Always use lube though, as icecubes can have sharp jagged edges.

Chicks seem to like that. Ice cubes in vaginas = winer. Ice cubes on penis = AH WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

quote:Originally posted by akiratheoni:

http://tinyurl.com/y53fkk

You see that big balloon thing? That a condom with water.

What the fuck? Umm did anyone else think that video was disturbing?

quote:Originally posted by Brady:

You'd have to be extremely retarded to not be able to figure out how to fill a condom with water.

Sure you can fill it, it just wont make much of a dildo. It won't keep the phallic shape, unless your brand is thick like a rubber glove

Eh, using rubber bands on your water filled condom might be an idea?

Or fill an empty gluestick with water and smooth off the top when it's frozen.

Why not just double up the condoms so that they hold their shape?

I put an ice cube up my ass once. I suggest small ones and work up, cause you can't just get it out easy when it's large and the sensation gets a little overwhelming.

or just shove a popsicle up in there, cherry flavored for you pleasure

quote:Originally posted by easeoflife22:

Why not just double up the condoms so that they hold their shape?

I put an ice cube up my ass once. I suggest small ones and work up, cause you can't just get it out easy when it's large and the sensation gets a little overwhelming.

Same. And yeah, it gets REALLY cold and REALLY werid feeling.

Many people have to poot it out within the first minute. A whole ice cube.

I held it for 1m 12s, felt like I had to take a shit..so I got up, and my rectum flinched, causing a whole lot of water to spurt out of my anus.

Quite fun though =D

Someone do Ping pong balls

Pix plz.

I think this is a wonderful beginning to the "Shove random objects up your Ass" thread...

CaspeR

i know of someone who had a thing for getting random chocolate things shoved up her.

like a mars bar. unwrapped.

and 5 maltesers. only 3 came back out...

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

http ://www.new-dream.de/image/wallpaper/musik/ice-cube/ice-cube-01.jpg (http: //www.new- dream.de/i mage/wallp aper/musik /ice-cube/ ice-cube-0 1.jpg)

Yeah... guess what I read this topic title as.

>.<



Me too.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

and 5 maltesers. only 3 came back out...

I literally dont have a response to that....

Are you guys just pulling my metaphorical leg? Ice cubes? WTF? I thought I was a total pervert, jacked off to everything known to man, but... ice? Since when?!

I am laughing hard enough at this point that typing has become difficult.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Are you guys just pulling my metaphorical leg? Ice cubes? WTF? I thought I was a total pervert, jacked off to everything known to man, but... ice? Since when?!

No it's true...try getting her to rub your 'head' with an ice cube just before you come and then have her pop it into your bum.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

No it's true...try getting her to rub your 'head' with an ice cube just before you come and then have her pop it into your bum.

I think you're trying to trick me. I'll probably tell her to do that and then find out that it tears your rectal lining or something.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Are you guys just pulling my metaphorical leg? Ice cubes? WTF? I thought I was a total pervert, jacked off to everything known to man, but... ice? Since when?!

Yes! you know, the nice hot moist inside of a vagina - GETS ICE SHOVED UP IT! omigod. seriously. such a strange yet arousing feeling. of course it melts so u dont have to worry about getting it out again.

I have a piss weak little ice tray so my cubes are quite small, but last night i managed 8 or 9 before it was too much to handle.. I hardy had to touch myself at all to get off. Wonderful!

quote:Originally posted by Bananas:

Yes! you know, the nice hot moist inside of a vagina - GETS ICE SHOVED UP IT! omigod. seriously. such a strange yet arousing feeling. of course it melts so u dont have to worry about getting it out again.

I have a piss weak little ice tray so my cubes are quite small, but last night i managed 8 or 9 before it was too much to handle.. I hardy had to touch myself at all to get off. Wonderful!

Do tell!

All banana girl wanted to do growing up and still now, was netball

Banana Ice Queen?

Holy hell!

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Do tell!

I think I have already told? They went in.. It is most sensitive closer to the entrance of course. Once inside, its hard to distinguish that the feeling is "cold" - however it certainly is a feeling like no other.. I wasn't upside down, so some icey cold water naturally dribbled out and over my lips. The feelling was best when i held it in, though.

Aren't youse afeared you'll end up 'frigid'?

Hah!:P

Wouldn't ice like freeze your privates or something?

And why do english people refer to the "ass" as the "arse" and the "butt" as the "bum"?

And more importantly, am I the only person to find the yorkshire accent to be very...Stimulating?

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Wouldn't ice like freeze your privates or something?

No more than your mouth I guess

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

And why do english people refer to the "ass" as the "arse" and the "butt" as the "bum"?

Why do you refer arse as ass or bum as butt? Colonials..

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I can't believe nobody has mentioned highlighters yet...

quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

Why do you refer arse as ass or bum as butt? Colonials..

...Because we won our wars, so we get to change our language.

~~~

Be careful with too much ice, as you can end up lowering your body's temperature. It's never a good thing.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Be careful with too much ice, as you can end up lowering your body's temperature. It's never a good thing.

Yes it is. Like when you come out of the shower and you've been fucking each other with your hands, and you just want to get it in, and when you do the temperature difference is so that your dicks feels like it's onhot coals.

I probably didn't explain that very well, but it fucking rocks my world.

Love.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Yes it is. Like when you come out of the shower and you've been fucking each other with your hands, and you just want to get it in, and when you do the temperature difference is so that your dicks feels like it's onhot coals.

I probably didn't explain that very well, but it fucking rocks my world.

Love.

I'm talking about your core body temperature. You're talking about the local vaginal temperature.

Big difference, mainly that the former will kill you if it drops too far via a thing know as hypothermia. The latter will just give you a cold pussy.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

I'm talking about your core body temperature. You're talking about the local vaginal temperature.

Big difference, mainly that the former will kill you if it drops too far via a thing know as hypothermia. The latter will just give you a cold pussy.

Yeah but these are ice cubes man. It's not like she's pouring liquid nitrogen up there.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Yeah but these are ice cubes man. It's not like she's pouring liquid nitrogen up there.

BWAHAHAHAHAH.

I lol'd if you didn't notice.

quote:Originally posted by Bananas:

Yes! you know, the nice hot moist inside of a vagina - GETS ICE SHOVED UP IT! omigod. seriously. such a strange yet arousing feeling. of course it melts so u dont have to worry about getting it out again.

I have a piss weak little ice tray so my cubes are quite small, but last night i managed 8 or 9 before it was too much to handle.. I hardy had to touch myself at all to get off. Wonderful!

So wait, just putting ice cubes in the vagina gets you off?

For real?

I am going to have to experiment.

And thtill? Wasn't there some talk about a Rave where someone who was overheating died?

Talk was they put the Ice Cubes up 'is wee bum & the shock of cold blood hitting his heart shocked it into the fibbrillating to Death?

No doubt a diff thing altogether...if it's even twooo??

*scribbles on notepad*

Alright, now we just need the pics.

I did this one time with a girl I was dating. I enjoyed the cold feeling. Give it a try.

quote:Originally posted by met_B_A_N_S:

BWAHAHAHAHAH.

I lol'd if you didn't notice.

*looks at McDonalds cup*

*Rattles it*

*Shrugs shoulders*

*Walks into bathroom*

Where are the pics?

Pics or fail.

0_o.

I just tried it, and...

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

...Because we won our wars, so we get to change our language.

You didn't even bother renaming it! And now we have nymphomaniac housewives running around the internet thinking your raped version is the real stuff and think it's silly to not call your behind a synonym for donkey