I got a new girlfriend. Im sorry i should say a "Sane"girlfriend.

Anyway weve been dating only a week or so. I really like her and wanna get her something that lets her know i care about her and that would be a nice surprise.

So girls what would you want your new man to get you? I was thinking maybe some roses or something (Not very original but it never seems to fail)

So what do ya think girls? IS there something else i should be getting her? Would you like your new man to get your some flowers for no apparent reason other then to try to be a Gentlemen

Am I the only one that read the thread title in the voice of the professor from futurama?

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Am I the only one that read the thread title in the voice of the professor from futurama?

ROFL haha! Wow your right. I can totally see that.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Am I the only one that read the thread title in the voice of the professor from futurama?

no you arent. i did too.

congrats OP

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Am I the only one that read the thread title in the voice of the professor from futurama?

Of course not

But to the OP, flowers are good. Don't go over the top, you just started going out.

OP,

Bring your love a nice, hard dick.

Flowers? maybe? chicks dig that shit.

Not roses. I'd go with a more informal and happier flower

-F☺rd

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Am I the only one that read the thread title in the voice of the professor from futurama?

ROTFLMAO!!

quote:Originally posted by Ford Prefect:

Not roses. I'd go with a more informal and happier flower

Good point. Roses are best for something very romantic, everyday use is sorta tacky.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Am I the only one that read the thread title in the voice of the professor from futurama?

Yeah, I did it too. Then I also said "Horrible news, everyone!".

yeah me too.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Am I the only one that read the thread title in the voice of the professor from futurama?

I was dissapointed when I found no Futurama references in the OP.

Whats up with all the futurama references? Did I miss something?

quote:Originally posted by blinky04:

Whats up with all the futurama references? Did I miss something?

The professor starts many of his monologues with "Good news, everyone!". I assume that's where it's coming from.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Am I the only one that read the thread title in the voice of the professor from futurama?



He is A-MAZING! He is my role model for when I'm that old.

A single rose, go with that. Don't spend over $5 haha.

Jeeeze, just a week? I dunno, you're already calling her your gf and buying her stuff. Sounds sketchy.

Dude, one week? For god sakes, don't start calling her twice a day and buying her shit, don't you know that makes you look all clingy and suckup-ish?

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Am I the only one that read the thread title in the voice of the professor from futurama?

I wrote that as the reply for a thread with the same title

YOU TOTALLY COPIED ME

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

no you arent. i did too.

congrats OP

ehh, me three

congrats OP

lol thats fuckin funny about the futurama thing. i rofl

well instead of just roses, you could find out her actual favourite flower. same idea but more personal.

but flowers never fail.

Okay, stupid question, but I'm being serious.

Say you're out on a walk with a guy. He sees a rose growing. Walks over to it. You suspect he'll pluck it off and hand you a rose. But instead he rips out the rosebush and gives it to you.

Would you laugh?

I did that for a girl, tore the FUCK out of my hands, and...for nothing. Zilch.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Okay, stupid question, but I'm being serious.

Say you're out on a walk with a guy. He sees a rose growing. Walks over to it. You suspect he'll pluck it off and hand you a rose. But instead he rips out the rosebush and gives it to you.

Would you laugh?

I did that for a girl, tore the FUCK out of my hands, and...for nothing. Zilch.



i think i would chuckle. depending on the execution.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Okay, stupid question, but I'm being serious.

Say you're out on a walk with a guy. He sees a rose growing. Walks over to it. You suspect he'll pluck it off and hand you a rose. But instead he rips out the rosebush and gives it to you.

Would you laugh?

I did that for a girl, tore the FUCK out of my hands, and...for nothing. Zilch.

I would lol. I wish I had a BF like you

There's something wrong with that sentence and I can't quite put my finger on it...

I'd wonder why you ruined the bush. It's not as if you're going to carry it home.

One week.. Don't get too intense too fast ok. And yeah, roses no. As someone said get a different kinda flower, something awesome looking

And remember, certain flowers and certain colours have different meanings, so remember that too.

I wouldn't get her anything just yet. chances are you'll be coming on much too strong.

if you want to stay in this relationship, keep a little bit of distance and keep it interesting.

it's not like, now that she's officially "yours", you can start obsessing about her.

I didnt bother to read the OP, I like seemingly everyone else thought about futurama and cracked up