Some of you will recall that i recently posted about how my ex was still keeping my teddy hostage.

This morning a packet came. I thought it was something i had ordered at eh weekend from ebay and was surprised that a usb cable required such a large box...

SHE HAS SENT HIM BACK!! (http://tinyurl.com/y42hjl)

THE BEAR IS BACK...after sooo many years.

*calls down blessings upon head of former girlfriend*



HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BUNNY!

Fizzy pop and cake for all!

Hoorayyyyy hoorayyyyyyy

It's staring at me.

What did she do to its ear??

quote:Originally posted by RevolutionNov7th:

What did she do to its ear??



Reservoir dogs...

I want my teddy.

What an adorable lil' bear One of my childhood teddies looked much like that. I found him in a box after ten years. I felt simultaneously really happy and really sad that he'd been crammed in a dark box underneath taped episodes of Red Dwarf for ten years.

*consumes fizzy pop and cake*

.....isnt that.....Teddy....from Mr. Bean?????/

Damn, that bear's been places

quote:Originally posted by UnforgiVen3:

.....isnt that.....Teddy....from Mr. Bean?????

Exactly my thoughts.

quote:Originally posted by UnforgiVen3:

.....isnt that.....Teddy....from Mr. Bean?????/

Damn, that bear's been places

Nope! (http://tinyurl.com/y25hat) He's mine and i love him to bits!

*sings "my Teddy is back tra-la-la" *

But now excuse me cos i need to give him a bath...*teddy nods in agreement*

If i were you i'd send her somethin nice.. sure she held it hostage all this years, but she could have just burned it, wich if i remember would be understandable seen the way you left her.. not sayin your reasons weren't understandable ..but still

How did you get it back?

that teddy looks psycho

Wow, a big scary skinhead who loves his teddy.

Mr. Bean's bear is brown, heh.

Congratulations!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



*sings "my Teddy is back tra-la-la" *

But now excuse me cos i need to give him a bath...*teddy nods in agreement*

This reminded me of Mr. Hat on South Park. Congratulations on getting your bear back, though. She's had it for quite awhile, eh?

I'll overlook the burning question of

"sweet jesus, what did that poor woman suffer before she was set free from this planet and what washing detergent does jackketch use to get bloodstains out of things so effectively??"

and simply go

'aww. '.

aww. .

Cake!?! where's the cake? fat kid WANTS HIS GODDAMN CAKE!

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

I'll overlook the burning question of

"sweet jesus, what did that poor woman suffer before she was set free from this planet and what washing detergent does jackketch use to get bloodstains out of things so effectively??"

and simply go

'aww. '.

aww. .

I NEVER let 'Bobby Bear' watch when i 'fulfil my destiny', how dare you imply i would subject an innocent bear to the sight of my blood soaked flab! Ewww,i am not a monster, you know?

:P

On a side note there are 2 american washing powders that are good at getting blood and other 'protein stains' out. "Tide + Bleach" which i don't think you can get here and "SA8" which your local Amway-person will have (gets blood out and is super economical too : ) )

*is suddenly not so ashamed of his stuffed muskrat*

I've somehow managed to accumalate a fair few teddies since moving into this place, especially now that I've got this huge big empty bed all to myself.

I've got a massive massive teddy that I gave my then boyfriend money to buy for me so I could pretend he bought it for me, a bear my mum bought me because it was called a 'generic medium bear' on it's little price tag and she felt sad for it for being called 'generic', a giant spyro the dragon, and a little rat thing.

They're all awesome, but none of them, none of them will ever help me get over the loss of Smallshy.

Good stuff.

Did you contact her? Or was this out of the blue?

Well Bobby Bear has now had his bath ('handwash' cycle of the washing machine)

Unfortunately i couldn't find any pegs! (http://tinyurl.com/y6o4r2)

Just hanging around (http://tinyurl.com/vvxek)

And yes, before anyone asks, that is a PROPER knot!

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Good stuff.

Did you contact her? Or was this out of the blue?



Totally and utterly out of the blue! No contact, no threats, no large friends with blunt objecs.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



On a side note there are 2 american washing powders that are good at getting blood and other 'protein stains' out. "Tide + Bleach" which i don't think you can get here and "SA8" which your local Amway-person will have (gets blood out and is super economical too : ) )



Course you could just use hydrogenperoxide too... only problem is it'll probs bleach your clothin too.. but ah well

quote:Originally posted by dark-easterbunny:

Course you could just use hydrogenperoxide too... only problem is it'll probs bleach your clothin too.. but ah well

hehehe..



*blatantly hits on the easterbunny*

I was truly concerned about your teddys fate. If I was over in teh UK I woulda broken that hos kneecaps already and then taken my teddy back. I love mine.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

hehehe..



*blatantly hits on the easterbunny*





*huge grin* i don't mind

That bear is fucking terrifying

how do you sleep at night?

that bear is one ugly motherfucker

quote:Originally posted by PieGirl:

That bear is fucking terrifying

how do you sleep at night?

He is so not! He is adorable...like me!

And I sleep the Sleep of the Righteous and the Just, for my heart is pure...

quote:Originally posted by dark-easterbunny:



*huge grin* i don't mind

I should so have fucked you when I had the chance.



Oh, jacketch, MY (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/5-1.jpg) giant puffy fluffable things pwn yours any day!!

No wonder your kids are so fucked up...

That bear's a fuckin' slut!

wow, why was i expecting a pic of pedo-bear?

*goes to sleep*

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Some of you will recall that i recently posted about how my ex was still keeping my teddy hostage.

This morning a packet came. I thought it was something i had ordered at eh weekend from ebay and was surprised that a usb cable required such a large box...

SHE HAS SENT HIM BACK!! (http://tinyurl.com/y42hjl)

THE BEAR IS BACK...after sooo many years.

*calls down blessings upon head of former girlfriend*



HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BUNNY!

Fizzy pop and cake for all!



yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay go ketch go go go ketch w0000t

+1 for cakes +5 for drink +10 for childhood bear ^^

I guess there's no need to ask why he's hung by the neck?

Did he come from Paree?

I love my 'teddy bear'.

*huggles*

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

I love my 'teddy bear'.

*huggles*



*is jealous of any teddy that gets to share your bed * :P

Where the fuck am I?