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 #1 
Old 2006-10-17, 04:34
Ethical Hitman Ethical Hitman is offline
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Default How do I attract an older girl?

This girl is in 12th grade, and she is 17. I'm in 10th grade, and 16. How could I either screw her or at least have oral sex? I asked her out last year, but she rejected me. We're friends now, but nothing more. I want it to be voluntary, so I don't get charged with anything. I was thinking of maybe inviting her to a party and when we were both wasted, I would kiss her, and see how that progressed. Any help?

I don't just want to have sex with her. She's a great person, but not the kind of girl that woud be with me for a long time (she graduates this year).
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Old 2006-10-17, 04:41
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Default Re: How do I attract an older girl?

God damn, you sound like a wanker. A kid. Anyway, yes, inviting her to a party and getting her drunk is the way to go.

Fuck. Wanker.
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Old 2006-10-17, 11:58
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If she rejected you last year, and you are friends enough to say "nothing more" that means that she probably wont want to be with you.

SO... if you do get her drunk, you might kiss her, you might get head, and hell you might even get laid. but the next morning shes gonna regret it, and chances are that she may never want to talk to you again, for "breaking her trust" or "using her for a fuck".

my advice to you is just to move on. sorry mate, but its not the best of situations to work with
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Old 2006-10-17, 13:21
Black Territory Black Territory is offline
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Default Re: How do I attract an older girl?

Your now in the firends zone, you have the moral responsability not to do anything with her, just don't fuck it up next time.
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Old 2006-10-17, 15:16
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Default Re: How do I attract an older girl?

She isn't really that much older... My GF is a year older then me too im 16. But yea party sounds like the only way your gona get head.
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Old 2006-10-17, 22:42
y4m4 y4m4 is offline
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Default Re: How do I attract an older girl?

The trick is you have to appear even older than she is.
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Old 2006-10-17, 22:54
NiGhT PrOwLeR NiGhT PrOwLeR is offline
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Default Re: How do I attract an older girl?

Rub ben-gay all over your self and walk around in a cane, its like a mateing call for the elderly
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Old 2006-10-17, 23:44
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I think you need some HEAD ON!!! to apply directly to your forehead.
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Old 2006-10-18, 00:11
AntiMagnetic AntiMagnetic is offline
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Default Re: How do I attract an older girl?

Party is good. Hang around her but keep convo limited, talk to other people around you and make them laugh. She'll laugh along with much admiration, the end.
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Old 2006-10-18, 00:37
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Default Re: How do I attract an older girl?

quote:Originally posted by Ethical Hitman:

I want it to be voluntary, so I don't get charged with anything.



........HAHAHAHAHA.
 #11 
Old 2006-10-18, 00:43
Jerusalem Jerusalem is offline
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Is you stupid nigga? ....get your shit together
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Old 2006-10-18, 02:41
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You sound like quite a prick.

I guess I'd suggest alcohol

-F☺rd
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Old 2006-10-18, 05:11
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quote:Originally posted by Black Territory:

Your now in the firends zone, you have the moral responsability not to do anything with her, just don't fuck it up next time.

hes right, i did this twice last year and vowed never to do it again.....then, last month, i got locked in the friend zone by the hottest girl yet. its like a crappy horror movie, you crack one joke at a time where you should have flirted and BAM! your fucked.
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Old 2006-10-18, 12:58
Trapped In A Box Trapped In A Box is offline
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Default Re: How do I attract an older girl?

"Asking someone out" sounds kinda kiddish, no wonder she said no.
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Old 2006-10-18, 13:05
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quote:Originally posted by Ethical Hitman:

I want it to be voluntary, so I don't get charged with anything.

You dont say?
 #16 
Old 2006-10-19, 06:55
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Calm, determined, confidence. the last two girls i've hooked up with are 23 and 25. i'm 19.
 #17 
Old 2006-10-20, 05:41
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Alright, this will work(unless your an ugly little motherfucker). Get her away from everyone! Her friends and yours. If a female would fuck you but hears one of her friends(or yours) say you look like a fag or your hair is nappy(or whatever) she will loose intrest. If you get the little bitch away from the other little bitches comments then u have a chance. Basically what i am saying is if no one sees her with your sorry ass then you can probably fuck her. Sorry bro but that is reality and this bitch is about to goto college. If you don't fuck her then she will leave and probably forget about you. Knuckle up soldier and fuck that bitches brains out. NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK SHE IS THAT KINDA GIRL AND 10 NIGGAZ BE4 U WILL TESTIFY TO THAT! The only way she will remember you is if you fuck her good. I aint lyin'!. . . I'm on your side bro. Fuck the dogshit out of her. You can do it! Besides, you know u want to...
 
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