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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-10-17, 02:19
Zeppelin Zeppelin is offline
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Me and a girl I have known for a while are going to be going to the movies. We are both virgins and we both have talked about how we want to have sex, and we've said it would be ok. We planned on smoking (weed) before doing anything, its going to be her first time. Any advice for a guy in need?
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Old 2006-10-17, 02:21
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What kind of advice do you want? How to fuck her?
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Old 2006-10-17, 02:22
Dextros Dextros is offline
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Take it slow!!!Make sure she's really lubricated before you put it in her, don't pressure her, make her feel confortable with you and lots of cunnilingus.

You should see if you can kind jackketch's thread about taking a girls virginity, it's pretty fucking solid.



[This message has been edited by Dextros (edited 10-17-2006).]
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Old 2006-10-17, 02:23
stab stab is offline
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Just go with the flow and use the skills you learnt from porn.
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Old 2006-10-19, 01:56
swedishlightning swedishlightning is offline
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The weed might not be such a good idea because if she has been smoking, she can't legally give consent. So if she decides she isn't pumped about it afterwards, the law says you raped her......
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Old 2006-10-19, 02:55
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Condom. In fact multiple condoms.

And make sure you provide a good atmosphere for lovemaking. You know, candles and shit

-F☺rd
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Old 2006-10-19, 03:00
i11uminati i11uminati is offline
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Is this thread on a timer that makes it come up in certain intervals?

Seriously though, I wouldn't smoke your first time. Personally, I get really fucking lazy when I'm high, and you don't want that. Also, like others have said, make sure she's lubricated. Maybe even go out and buy some lube.
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Old 2006-10-19, 03:04
swedishlightning swedishlightning is offline
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Multiple condoms are less safe than one.....

[This message has been edited by swedishlightning (edited 10-19-2006).]
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Old 2006-10-19, 03:10
YouLookFourteen YouLookFourteen is offline
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wait, so are you planning on having sex at the movies? or are you just assuming that since you're going to the movies, she wants to have sex with you?
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Old 2006-10-19, 03:31
NiGhT PrOwLeR NiGhT PrOwLeR is offline
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dont smoke weed, you might not be able to get the troops up and out
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Old 2006-10-19, 03:31
just a name just a name is offline
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Here's some advice: DON'T HAVE SEX IN THE MOVIE THEATER!

I really hope you left out a part of that story.
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Old 2006-10-20, 06:19
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longyearbyen
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quote:Originally posted by swedishlightning:

Multiple condoms are less safe than one.....



I didn't mean to use them all at once.

He's a virgin, he'll come fast. So they might want to try it again. and maybe again.

-F☺rd
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Old 2006-10-20, 07:10
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quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

are you just assuming that since you're going to the movies, she wants to have sex with you?

quote:Originally posted by Zeppelin:

we want to have sex, and we've said it would be ok.

Ummm, are you slow or something?!?
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Old 2006-10-20, 08:09
ajardoor ajardoor is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Zeppelin:

Any advice for a guy in need?

ProTip: To defeat the cyberdemon, shoot it until it dies.
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Old 2006-10-20, 10:11
Darth_Maddolis Darth_Maddolis is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Dextros:

Take it slow!!!Make sure she's really lubricated before you put it in her, don't pressure her, make her feel confortable with you and lots of cunnilingus.

You should see if you can kind jackketch's thread about taking a girls virginity, it's pretty fucking solid.





Take this post, and do everything absolutely opposite.

Nah j/k, nice post, stick with it mate.
 
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