Haha, so, I walked into work the other day and my friend came into the back and started freaking out.

She told me that she'd hooked up with a boy the night before, and he cried afterward. He was all dramatic about it, and said they couldn't sleep together anymore.

He said "I'm crying!" and she tried to help save his dignity, and said "No you're not." He said "I am... feel my tears."

Awkwaaard. So the next day in class, he walks in. She hadn't realized that he was in the same class, so she sort of freaked. She turned to the boy next to her, who she'd never talked to.

"See that boy?"

"Yeah"

"I did him last night."

"Oh... did he see you?"

*sinks down in chair* "I don't even know..."

We made fun of the "I don't even know" comment all day at work, and now it's become sort of a habit. I say it when I don't know what else to say, or... when I don't know.

SO last night, I got a little bit wasted. I hooked up with this guy and he asked something like "was it good?" and I thought it sounded kind of weird, so I said "I don't even know..."

In hindsight, there were probably better things that could have been said, but it was sufficiently awkward and made for a good story at work.

So kids, if you have any awkward sexual situations, please share.

one time during sex i called louis frank.

lol wtf firekitty? Pretty strange story, I wish I had something to complement it .....but I dont :P

peace,

That was an awesome story. You just made my day a little bit better. Thankyou

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:



I hooked up with this guy and he asked something like "was it good?" and I thought it sounded kind of weird, so I said "I don't even know..."





-F☺rd

Hearing that would make me seriously consider if I just raped you based on your seeming level of drunkness.

Haha, I wasn't THAT drunk, but... I pretty much came straight from work, where we'd been saying that.

After I said that I said "yeah, we should do it agian sometime" and I think he knew that I was just being retarded, because I'd been saying it all night. That was just bad timing.