Arright, When I need to get up in the morning and take a piss something chronic, i've always got this ROCK hard cock, 110% erect.

Seriously, what the fuck it up with it?

It performs its little heart out to grow huge (I'd tell you the actual dimensions, but you wouldn't believe me and would demand pictures to back up the claim, and i'm uncomfortable with that- It's not just a matter of whipping it out like I'm not scared to do in public, but a hard copy stayson the net.)

, and I find it difficult to attain that performance with even the most attractive of women. SRSLY.

It's not something I'm majorly concerned about at all (happy already), but since I've seen it's potential I've always wondered why so much harder and bigger when I need to take a mass-piss.

Bladder stimulates prostate?

Fuck Them In The Morning

FTITM FTW!

Ever notice when you piss before jacking off, it is harder to get an erection? Same deal. Don't piss for a while before you have sex.

^ That could backfire.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

^ That could backfire.

... With Hilarious consequences

^ I heard some girl died. Sounds like a bit of a crap, but hey.

PS thanks Fanglekai

quote:Originally posted by KwinnieBogan:

Arright, When I need to get up in the morning and take a piss something chronic, i've always got this ROCK hard cock, 110% erect.

Seriously, what the fuck it up with it?

It performs its little heart out to grow huge (I'd tell you the actual dimensions, but you wouldn't believe me and would demand pictures to back up the claim, and i'm uncomfortable with that- It's not just a matter of whipping it out like I'm not scared to do in public, but a hard copy stayson the net.)

, and I find it difficult to attain that performance with even the most attractive of women. SRSLY.



I think you need a girlfreind to help you with the situation.

The thread title was misleading.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Bladder stimulates prostate?

._. Yeah? But the bladder isn't in my arse?

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

I think you need a girlfreind to help you with the situation.

1) I, for about three reasons, have an aversion (a new development) to girlfriends, or more correctly commitment.

2) Would my Wilkins even know the difference between a one night stand/favour and gf+bf sex?

I'd be pretty scared if it did.

what are the dimensions

I'm afraid you're going to have to post pics for us to be able to analyse this problem correctly.

Please get undressed behind the screen and I'll be with you in a minute.

Man I'm hard.