Suppose a random guy offers to eat your pussy. Would you let him? Before you answer, consider the following:

1, You have NO boyfriend

2, You are horny

3, He is decent looking

4, You know he isn't going to hurt you.

5, There is no risk of pregnancy or STD's

Possibly the stupidest question asked today, damn 14 year old kids.

Excuse me as I try to forget I read this.

quote:Originally posted by robyextreme:

Possibly the stupidest question asked today, damn 14 year old kids.

Excuse me as I try to forget I read this.

Why? You know a man wouldnt turn down a blowjob given the circumstances. Its interesting ><

You need be slightly more specific to get real answers. Is it a stranger or a friend?

Thanks, but no thanks. I'm not that desperate.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

You need be slightly more specific to get real answers. Is it a stranger or a friend?

it says its a random guy...im guessing that means hes a stranger

i would be offended by the fact that i seemed desperate enough to warrant that type of advance. so the answer would be a resounding no. plus i would be like, "wtf is this guy thinking and who the fuck does he think he is?"

This isn't how it would go at all^, don't listen to her.

quote:Originally posted by Aseren:

This isn't how it would go at all^, don't listen to her.



you're an ass.

No. I'd be confused and that'd be creepy. I don't want any old sod messing with me=[

quote:Originally posted by Isobutane:

No. I'd be confused and that'd be creepy. I don't want any old sod messing with me=[

^ Pssht, you girls aren't slutty enough.

No!!

Why would I

I don't want some random person perving over my lady garden

It's too special and pure for strangers

quote:Originally posted by PieGirl:

No!!

Why would I

I don't want some random person perving over my lady garden

It's too special and pure for strangers

Hahahahaha you're awesome

The OP is more idiotic than ejector seats on a helicopter.

I'd make him think I was into it, but then after we got back to my house I would convince him to let me tie him up. Then I would torture him to death over many days and then boil his corpse until only the skeleton remained. Then I would reassemble the bones and hang them in my shower.

quote:Originally posted by ajardoor:

The OP is more idiotic than ejector seats on a helicopter.

But why is that id...

Anyway I've made far too large a mark on this thread already, without having anything at all to contribute.

*swings jacket over shoulder, and walks into a pole*

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I'd make him think I was into it, but then after we got back to my house I would convince him to let me tie him up. Then I would torture him to death over many days and then boil his corpse until only the skeleton remained. Then I would reassemble the bones and hang them in my shower.

no... that's how girls get raped.

but to the OP, i hope you don't be doing that shit or planning to start :/.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I'd make him think I was into it, but then after we got back to my house I would convince him to let me tie him up. Then I would torture him to death over many days and then boil his corpse until only the skeleton remained. Then I would reassemble the bones and hang them in my shower.

Totse: where the men are men and the women are fucking pyschotic bitches with torture methods that rival Gitmo.

quote:Originally posted by jai614:



but to the OP, i hope you don't be doing that shit or planning to start :/.

This is Totse, since when do Totseans actually do what they post? Do you expect anything more intelligent here?

And no, never would I actually do crazy shit like this. Its a one-way ticket to jail and/or phsyco therapy, and probably a kick to the Cajones.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

But why is that id...



If your seriously confused think of the positioning of the propeller on a helicopter.

nah.

not unless the guy tells me he's absolutely in love with me and he thinks of me as his only girl. significant other, i men.

and then i'd probably love him back, too, because i'm easy like that.

tell me you adore me and i fall in love.



beh.....i've given this waaay too much thought.

It really isn't a bad question.

Like someone else said, it's a commentary on the differences in sex drives in men vs. women.

I mean, as a guy, I know very rarely would a girl accept this crude invitation, but I couldn't tell you exactly why, besides being labelled a 'slut', or thinking less of themselves, or being weirded out (understandable because this hardly ever happens).

quote:Originally posted by frozen:

Originally posted by stab:

But why is that id...



If your seriously confused think of the positioning of the propeller on a helicopter.

Well it was implied sarcasm but I guess it's easy to mistake. Thanks anyway, but.

quote:Originally posted by Jewbacca:

Why? You know a man wouldnt turn down a blowjob given the circumstances. Its interesting ><

True, but we don't ask other 14 year olds on the internet...

quote:Originally posted by lightsxandxsirens:

nah.

not unless the guy tells me he's absolutely in love with me and he thinks of me as his only girl. significant other, i men.

and then i'd probably love him back, too, because i'm easy like that.

tell me you adore me and i fall in love.



beh.....i've given this waaay too much thought.



I adore you... Lets leave here together and go so far away that the speed of the light's sun would not be able to travel the distance of where our world would lay.

sounds like its casual sex for the sake of it... You suck, get a girlfriend, sex is as meaningless as porn if tis outside of a relationship (excluding affairs which are how relationships should be ).

Hell no. I've done my time as a stupid slut, thanks.

and don't forget 6) You're a disgusting slut

quote:Originally posted by DirtyBlanket:



I adore you... Lets leave here together and go so far away that the speed of the light's sun would not be able to travel the distance of where our world would lay.



somehow i just KNEW someone was gonna pull one of these responses.

of course, it's totse.

No I wouldn't...I don't need a stranger to do that sorts of stuff. I have my own.

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Depends who it was.. if it was someone I know, thats prone to being foreward with me then I would say why not - I enjoy casual encounters with a select few people.. but your question is just kinda.. random.

quote:Originally posted by ajardoor:

The OP is more idiotic than ejector seats on a helicopter.

The russians made a helicopter with an ejection seat, and it worked.

They'd blow the rotors of the top first when they started the ejection sequence.

I feeling risky tonight

so Yeah I think I may

quote:Originally posted by PieGirl:

No!!

Why would I

I don't want some random person perving over my lady garden

It's too special and pure for strangers

dont flatter yourself

quote:Originally posted by robyextreme:

Possibly the stupidest question asked today, damn 14 year old kids.

Excuse me as I try to forget I read this.

quote:Originally posted by Grizzly Tank:

This is Totse, since when do Totseans actually do what they post? Do you expect anything more intelligent here?

And no, never would I actually do crazy shit like this. Its a one-way ticket to jail and/or phsyco therapy, and probably a kick to the Cajones.

dude! new bond movie! nut torture! and anyway, you ppl gotta remember, all guys are pervs anyway

forgot to say this, but dude! ubei!

i cant believe this stupid topic is still around can a mod please close this...

Maybe if he pretended he was interested in me as a person for a little while, and bought me a drink.

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

Maybe if he pretended he was interested in me as a person for a little while, and bought me a drink.

"hands drink"

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I'd make him think I was into it, but then after we got back to my house I would convince him to let me tie him up. Then I would torture him to death over many days and then boil his corpse until only the skeleton remained. Then I would reassemble the bones and hang them in my shower.

Let me be the first to say "BOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOING!"

quote:Originally posted by PieGirl:

No!!

Why would I

I don't want some random person perving over my lady garden

It's too special and pure for strangers

Really? poland spring water is "pure" also but bears shit in the spring. what's your point.....or better yet whats my point..

Lol, nope.

This would work alot better if the guy actually got to know the girl before he popped the question.