1. High maintenance- I hate spending my money that I need for other shit on someone who doesn't appreciate it.

2. Double standards- Women are full of them

3. Restrictions- I literally can't do anything I used to- smoke weed, talk to other girls, enjoy myself in general, talk to people she disapproves of, etc.

4. Selfishness- A lot of women I've been with tend to think that everything is about them, and that they are the only people who ever have a bad day. Also that its my duty to cheer them up, but if I'm having a shitty day then I'm just being a pain in the ass.

5. Family- Her parent's make me fell really uncomfortable all the time, and seem to enjoy making me feel stupid.

6. Periods- I hate it when women use periods as a goddam excuse for anything and everything.

As you can see, I'm feeling a bit bitter and apathetic about relationships right now. Anyone else have any contributions?

[This message has been edited by Bollocks (edited 10-14-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Bollocks:

Anyone else have any contributions?

You have a shit girlfriend.

Family-Especially when they rly like you, and then you start having problems with yer gf.

Periods?

What the fuck are you still doing with her?!?!?!? break up with her for being a bitch.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

You have a shit girlfriend.

QFT

I read that list, and i dont have a single one of those problems with my girlfriend. Get a new one.

The only problem is I would feel bad cause I drive her home everyday and if I didn't she would have to stay at school till 6 or so and she just got a new puppy and she has to be home earlyish to let it out and stuff. And when she isn't doing all that shit, she really is a great person. So I think I'm just going to go all out and assert myself hardcore, probably on Monday. Any siggestions on how to do this.

quote:Originally posted by Bollocks:

So I think I'm just going to go all out and assert myself hardcore, probably on Monday. Any siggestions on how to do this.

My girl was waaay more fucked up than yours. It was horrible.

Break up with your girl. Start seeing new people. Then get back with her.

As fullcircle once said, you can't fake dominance.

You can't assert yourself now, you're too whipped.

#3 is gay, especially the last point, what exactly consititutes someone she 'doesn't approve' of? Wow...

Really, stand up once in a while, goddam.

You know what's a good idea? Tell your girlfriend what you just posted here.

Tell her what you think of her. And if she doesn't change, then dump that bitch!

My advice is to throw her off a cliff.

Grow some bollocks, stop being such a whinging little boy. Put her over your knee.

Monday is the day, bitches. She'll be under my thumb.

I COMPLETELY agree with you on number 1, they seem to never say thanks or appreciate stuff they get, and I mean females in general.

When everyone around you catn give you five minutes peace and wont let you pull in peace..and then the relationship falls to pieces and your left feeling really shitty.

quote:Originally posted by Behexen:

I COMPLETELY agree with you on number 1, they seem to never say thanks or appreciate stuff they get, and I mean females in general.



And if I show the slightest annoyance for paying for shit, she goes all "I'll pay for it." So I'm all, fine pay. Then she's all pissy the rest of the time. And I wouldn't even mind if I was paying for both of us to go to the movies or to eat, but its usually me paying for her ice cream or some other shit for her. And then she won't even give me any ice cream.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Put her over your knee.

Best advice ever; spanking is a wholesome, enjoyable activity.

quote:Originally posted by Bollocks:

1. High maintenance

2. Double standards

3. Restrictions

4. Selfishness

5. Family

6. Periods

With me:

1. Not really, a can of RedBull here and there and it'll put a smile on her face.

2. She may try to get these...But I'll laugh 'em off.

3. The most my girl will do is ask me not to do something, for example, I'm not allowed to smoke...But I'm sure she knows that if the situation arrised, I'd get myself high as a kite.

4. My girlfriend isn't really selfish...Needy at times, but not selfish, she'll always do what's best to please me.

5. She has a pretty cool family, very different from mine (note: see normal), but I'm sure they have no hostility towards me.

6. I make sure she knows that she's missing out aswell when it gets to this time of the month.

If there was any fault in her...I'd tell her before being as low to post it on Totse (she's a Totsean)...AKA I have to be damn careful :P

- Rabb

quote:Originally posted by rabbhimself:



If there was any fault in her...I'd tell her before being as low to post it on Totse (she's a Totsean)...AKA I have to be damn careful :P

- Rabb

Yeah, I was kind of being a whiney bitch when I wrote all that. I am going to stop being a pussy and talk with her about all of it. But the reason I didn't do that first was because everytime I try she starts getting all pissy/crying and turns it around to make me feel guilty.

When I'm with a girl, I'm loyal. So I tend to give off a 'I'm taken' vibe.

Unfortunatly this vibe makes you even MORE attractive to the opposite sex.

That's the worst thing about having a girlfriend. Not that I want these girls, but that these girls' attention will make my girlfriend untrusting.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:



That's the worst thing about having a girlfriend. Not that I want these girls, but that these girls' attention will make my girlfriend untrusting.

I know.

quote:Originally posted by Bollocks:

Yeah, I was kind of being a whiney bitch when I wrote all that. I am going to stop being a pussy and talk with her about all of it. But the reason I didn't do that first was because everytime I try she starts getting all pissy/crying and turns it around to make me feel guilty.



To be fair, I was just digging myself out of a hole because my gf is a Totsean...And that's another thing...I hate it when girls cry, it's usually spontaneous aswell...I'd rather walk off and go play Tekken.

- Rabb

I hope to god she doesn't browse Totse.

I never believed the whole "too busy to have a partner" thing untill i got into the situation i am now.

Swamped with graphic design and photography work i just dont have time to get involved with someone, even if they went to my college i couldnt see thenm outside of it as i have too much work.

I kind of know how that is, I don't really have enough time to commit to a real relationship but I still try. And everything just kind of swirls together in a massive sea of shit and fuckups.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

When I'm with a girl, I'm loyal. So I tend to give off a 'I'm taken' vibe.

Unfortunatly this vibe makes you even MORE attractive to the opposite sex.

That's the worst thing about having a girlfriend. Not that I want these girls, but that these girls' attention will make my girlfriend untrusting.



Yep, I get stared at by random chicks when I'm with my girl, about 10 times more than usual (I'm not a bad looking guy, physically in nice shape and whatnot). Suppose the attention is kinda cool, my girl trusts me, so I can joke about it, so it's not a 'taboo' topic, and neither of us gets suspicous or untrusting there, it works.

quote:Originally posted by Bollocks:

1. High maintenance- I hate spending my money that I need for other shit on someone who doesn't appreciate it.

2. Double standards- Women are full of them

3. Restrictions- I literally can't do anything I used to- smoke weed, talk to other girls, enjoy myself in general, talk to people she disapproves of, etc.

4. Selfishness- A lot of women I've been with tend to think that everything is about them, and that they are the only people who ever have a bad day. Also that its my duty to cheer them up, but if I'm having a shitty day then I'm just being a pain in the ass.

5. Family- Her parent's make me fell really uncomfortable all the time, and seem to enjoy making me feel stupid.

6. Periods- I hate it when women use periods as a goddam excuse for anything and everything.

As you can see, I'm feeling a bit bitter and apathetic about relationships right now. Anyone else have any contributions?





Okays, let me examine my relationship

1. Nope, though I'm not cheap or anything

2. I'll give you that, there’s always a few.

3. Not in the least, In fact, most of the times it’s her I'm smoking weed with

4. No even close, damn she's the most selfless woman I know

5. I almost agree with you there, although I like her brothers a whole lot

6. Thankfully, she’s never tried to pull that one

Looks like you need to find yourself a new girl, mate

-F☺rd

quote:Originally posted by Bollocks:

1. High maintenance- I hate spending my money that I need for other shit on someone who doesn't appreciate it.

Heh, most girls I date won't even accept shiny things unless it is their birthday...

quote:Originally posted by Bollocks:

2. Double standards- Women are full of them

And so are men. Learn to live with it. Or kill 'er.

quote:Originally posted by Bollocks:

3. Restrictions- I literally can't do anything I used to- smoke weed, talk to other girls, enjoy myself in general, talk to people she disapproves of, etc.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Every hear the phrase "whipped"? Yeah, they've got a picture of you, buddy.

quote:Originally posted by Bollocks:

4. Selfishness- A lot of women I've been with tend to think that everything is about them, and that they are the only people who ever have a bad day. Also that its my duty to cheer them up, but if I'm having a shitty day then I'm just being a pain in the ass.

Pff, just tell her to fuck off until she's feeling better because you really don't want to deal with her fucking annoying attitude.

Works for the rest of humanity.

quote:Originally posted by Bollocks:

5. Family- Her parent's make me fell really uncomfortable all the time, and seem to enjoy making me feel stupid.

Parents do get a kick out of making the boyfriend feel stupid. Just say "Oooooh, you so smart round eyes! You so smart you no know I in jerkyard backing it off!" Or something idioticly funny.

They'll love you.

quote:Originally posted by Bollocks:

6. Periods- I hate it when women use periods as a goddam excuse for anything and everything.

Get a large cork, and tell the bitch to plug her leak. If that doesn't work, except to be dodging large objects. Wait a few days, then call.

getting restrictions.

spending money on her that you know you need.

listening to shit, when you know you don't want to.

dam you're a poor excuse for a man.

... and I agree with the above poster.

quote:Originally posted by Opiumpharmosaurus:

You know what's a good idea? Tell your girlfriend what you just posted here.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

You have a shit girlfriend.

HAve to agree with mr fuck everything here, I'm afraid.



1-not talking to girls in *that* sense, it's fair enough she might get pissed. Its *gasp!* part of her liking you enough to not want you straying!



2-most females dont use their period as an excuse to be cunts. And those that do are pathetic. It's not disimlar to hitler trying to excuse his slaughter of over 1million people simply because he had a 'bad childhood'.

3-High maintenence?! WTF HIGH MAINTENANCE?!?!

Shit, man. If you're stupid enough to think that your bitch needs you to spend cash on her all the time, or you're dumb enough to get a girl that uses you like her own personal credit card, you're a retard.

Sounds like you got a bad girlfriend, but you dont sound too good for her, either.

If you're in a relationship, if your top priority isnt making the person you're with happy, you shouldnt be in that relationship. I know many would disagree with me though.

Haha, your girlfriend sucks, and you're a pussy. This is what will happen on Monday:

You:"Umm... I kinda think, sorta maybe, that I should... no, nevermind."

Her: "GO GET ME A LATTE, BITCH!"

quote:Originally posted by Bollocks:

The only problem is I would feel bad cause I drive her home everyday and if I didn't she would have to stay at school till 6 or so and she just got a new puppy and she has to be home earlyish to let it out and stuff. And when she isn't doing all that shit, she really is a great person. So I think I'm just going to go all out and assert myself hardcore, probably on Monday. Any siggestions on how to do this.

can you say...WHIPPED?

FUCK that shit, slap them around and show them whos boss.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

If you're in a relationship, if your top priority isnt making the person you're with happy, you shouldnt be in that relationship. I know many would disagree with me though.



Replace happy with well-being, and make that a priority equal to your own well-being. Then I would agree with you.

Sometimes the things that make us feel happy are not what is in our best interest, and such happiness is fleeting.

You must really just have a bad girl, OP. especially on #6...I did it with my girl on her period, she loved it, and I thought the blood was kinda hawt, although messy, the only problem I had with it was staining my clothes a bit.

quote:Originally posted by Shadowhunter_36:

QFT

I read that list, and i dont have a single one of those problems with my girlfriend. Get a new one.



1. High maintenance-

2. Double standards-

3. Restrictions-

4. Selfishness-

5. Family-

6. Periods-

Haha, sucks to be you... You've really landed yourself a bad person. I love everything in relationship to my girlfriend. For a starts, there is no high maitenence because we like eachother for who we are and we're not big on gifts.

Double Standards? I dont' see any with my girlfriend, none at all so I dont know what you're bitching about.

Perhaps she feels that these restrictions are beneficial and important in order for you two to work out you dumb ass. Do you think she's doing it for fun or something? You should be glad to restrict yourself to be with this girl. I know I am, though she doesn't restrict me from doing anything.

Selfishnes?

Perhaps some people are just a tad insecure with their relationship, the only thing you can do is to help work on it and do what she wants. Thats if you want you two to work, stop bitching....

Family? I think you've been stuck with a bad family or you're just an idiot that is constantly seeking for acceptance. My girlfriends family are really nice to me, they try to make me feel welcomed and stuff, I love it.

Periods?

Heh, sucks to be you... my girl never talks about her periods thankfully. But if she did it wouldn't bother me too much, actualy I think it would be a good thing.

That's my contribution, you probably wont like it, but I dont care. Just try to work on it, or if anything talk to your girl about it because i'm sure she'd be more than happy to help or at very least be understanding.

Why the fuck would you go out with a girl in a relationship if you can't even be yourself? Disgusting.

Only thing that I've got is when they manage to get upset/mad over tiny little things, which could happen to us vice versa and we wouldn't have any problem with, or wouldn't be allowed complain if we did.

Oh, I forgot. The double standards.

God the double standards are a killer. But that's what you get.

Have you noticed guys back down from double standards, because they're capable or realising what they're doing.

Where as women are totally oblivious and think they're right till the very end, which makes them undefeatable.

quote:Originally posted by Bollocks:

1. High maintenance- I hate spending my money that I need for other shit on someone who doesn't appreciate it.

2. Double standards- Women are full of them

3. Restrictions- I literally can't do anything I used to- smoke weed, talk to other girls, enjoy myself in general, talk to people she disapproves of, etc.

4. Selfishness- A lot of women I've been with tend to think that everything is about them, and that they are the only people who ever have a bad day. Also that its my duty to cheer them up, but if I'm having a shitty day then I'm just being a pain in the ass.

5. Family- Her parent's make me fell really uncomfortable all the time, and seem to enjoy making me feel stupid.

6. Periods- I hate it when women use periods as a goddam excuse for anything and everything.

As you can see, I'm feeling a bit bitter and apathetic about relationships right now. Anyone else have any contributions?





and fucking daily phonecalls.

quote:Originally posted by Pseud0nym:



and fucking daily phonecalls.

If you don't want to talk to your SO every day, unless you have a valid excuse, you probably shouldn't be in an upstarting SR anyway.

Things I don't like about my girlfriend/having one at all:

Well the whole flirting with other chicks first and foremost. C'mon, it's fun.

Getting horny as hell but not getting sex, cos she's such a huge moaner and her parents are like next door.

Yeah I also hate getting close to her awesome family cos I can't take the thought of breaking things up and having an awkward relationship with those people, as I'll see them occasionally. (Oh and I kinda hate how her sister's pretty hot too)

Periods? Bah, be happy that your girlfriend has them, mine doesn't at the age of 16, I have a feeling that might mean she won't be getting kids.

What else... Hmm I hate how much time it takes to have a girlfriend, cos your friends hate you for it.

Now someone start a thread about the good things about having a gf...

quote:Originally posted by stab:

If you don't want to talk to your SO every day, unless you have a valid excuse, you probably shouldn't be in an upstarting SR anyway.



maybe he just doesn't like talking on the phone, i, for example, hate talking on the phone. Perhaps unless you have a complete understanding of what is going on you shouldn't be jumping to conclusions.