I asked my mom, and she said I have to stick my dick in her pussy, but do I just stick it in, and start humping untill I bust a nut? I met this girl, and I want to have sex with her, but she is 7. Is that too young? Also, do guys have a cherry on their dick that gets popped?

Troll. or idiot.

Olly: Do you know the language of love?

Chester: Yeah, it's like...

Olly: How's it go?

Chester: Sure, "Hey fruity lips... come on, come on home with me sugar butt."

Olly: Sugar Butt?

Chester: Yeah.

Olly: You called a girl "Sugar Butt"?

Chester: Yeah, and I keep cereal in my pocket, to feed them.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Olly: Do you know the language of love?

Chester: Yeah, it's like...

Olly: How's it go?

Chester: Sure, "Hey fruity lips... come on, come on home with me sugar butt."

Olly: Sugar Butt?

Chester: Yeah.

Olly: You called a girl "Sugar Butt"?

Chester: Yeah, and I keep cereal in my pocket, to feed them.

]haqhahahahah.why the hell is that so funny. it doesnt even make sense. hhah

I thought you were leaving.

You should have.

quote:Originally posted by black_squirrel:

]haqhahahahah.why the hell is that so funny. it doesnt even make sense. hhah



Its funny because sifl is a sock puppet, and chester is a puppet made out of a kitchen glove who's perpetually stoned.

Sifl and Olly is the single greatest product of MTV to date. (With the possible exception of Daria)

So if I intend to get laid, I just go up to a girl, and say: "wannafuckwannasex0r"?

quote:Originally posted by Sony:

So if I intend to get laid, I just go up to a girl, and say: "wannafuckwannasex0r"?



No, thats too forward. Ask if you can do a line of arsenic off her snatch, and work your way on from there.

quote:Originally posted by Sony:

I asked my mom, and she said I have to stick my dick in her pussy

Frieking pedo moms! *runs away*