Tomorow night, when i get off work the 1st question is going to be.

"Can you buy us some Smirinoff ice"? anyways i cant say, no, her birthday is this sunday......

So im expecting a repeat of last weekend, and I DON'T want anything pedo to happen again.

(btw if u dont know my sister and her friends are 15 and im 22)... So im asking you how i should handle the situation tomorow?

(If i dont buy em the beer they will just walk down to the nabours house and get it there, so i dont have a choice)

[This message has been edited by Nikkuh (edited 10-13-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Nikkuh:

(If i dont buy em the beer they will just walk down the the nabours house and get it there, so i dont have a choice)

You do have a choice, say no and if anything happens it's the neighbours fault and your sisters.

Not to be rude but you are 22 and typed 'nabours' after 'the the' ... where you sucking on a few beers yourself?

Eh i say if she's hot and 15 and digs you... just go for it.

quote:Originally posted by Trousersnake:

where you sucking on a few beers yourself?

self pwn. W-E-R-E.

Hmm actually yeah Trousersnake , im about on my 6th beer. But thats beside the point.

If i say no, im going to be super bored all night, I just wanted to let them have fun with me , but I DON'T want anything sexual to occur.

It's hard to mix the 2.

peace,

i don't see the problem. except for the legality and all that. otherwise, though, it's totally natural.

Yep. Stop being such a pussy. Either get out of there and do something with kids your own age, or hit it and hit it hard.

I'm drinking smirnoff ice at the moment.

Not because I want to, but because it's the only alcohol I have on hand.

Be the party chaperone man, itll be easy peasy, because u can set up spin the bottle and watch all the girls make out with each other, and your not involved, and you get a free show of 15 year olds making out, possibly your sister..if your into that.

LOl "Get Mountain High", either your drunk or a pimp.

I like u. :P

quote:Originally posted by NoSkills:

self pwn. W-E-R-E.

I'm on about my 5th jack and coke actually.

Pretty funny that I did fuck up there when bringing up typing skills

Nothing says you cant be both.

And... Fuck that 15 year old chick until you cant fuck no more. And then fuck some more.

What you really have to ask yourself, is do you have the balls to fuck an illegal chick.

Or just dont... That would be the logical choice. If you dont want anything pedo to happen dont get drunk and fuck around with underage chicks.

This is probably a ridiculous idea, I'm not quite sure (what with being high and stoned out of my skull):

But if you really want to make sure nothing happens, you need to remember beforehand that the dick is far mightier than the brain, when you get horny. Your body can only be controlled by one head at a time, and by God the cyclops head pwns the hairy one like Bruce Lee unleashing the dragon on a drunken midget.

So what you've got to do is pre-emptively sabotage the dick. Otherwise you KNOW it'll hijack your brain if poon is dangled before it.

Here's my idea, which is almost certainly atrocious, therefore use it as a general example: you've gotta do something drastic like draw squiggles all over your dick with a marker, and pour glue all over your pubes so they form one huge clump.

SOMETHING like that, anyway.

You've got to temporarily make your genitals so ridiculously weird that no matter how horny you get, you'd NEVER let her go near it.

Obviously post fukn pix too.

If she's hot, and at least LOOKS like she could be legal... or doesn't look like a small child, go for it. Beware though, sad little girls have been known to cry rape.

Im going to laugh my ass off when you get furnishing alcohol to MINORS, statutory rape(most states the limit is 16 if not older), and contribuiting to the delenquincy of minors. Trust me you will be in a HEAP Of shit if you get caught or police are called. I got caught with my 16 year old girlfriend im 18, about to drink i got the furnishing charge as well as MIP(Minor in possesion since im not old enough to drink) and they wanted 18 MONTHS MONITORED probation, along with $400 in fines, its hopefully getting droped to $850 in fines nad a day in jail so i can still join the army but yea. LUckily my girlfriends mom was nice enough not to press charges. If theres lots of girls there one parents sure to press charges, besides that if you get caught sexually, even taken pictures (If they have any nudeness that is which actually would make it worse on you) you will get anal raped and labeled a sex offender. Trust me if you think its worth it to seem like the cool yet possibly still creepy older dude that fucks around with his LITTLE SISTERS 15 year old friends then by all means risk the hundreds if not thousands of dollars in fines and many days in jail or probation and labelling as sex offender. Your 22 for god sakes you fucking douche. I mean id say a few 14 year olds are hot and last year i messed with a few freshmen when I was still 17 but thats the limit, right now being 18 my new limits 16 maybe 15. Im not saying your a sick pedophile but come on its patheticly easy to get younger chicks, but its also plain pathetic when they are that much younger. Not to mention the fact your ass is on the line(Possibly literally depending on what you do with the girls and get caught)

/\ Yeah but whats more fun? in the short-run

You know, I think this thred contains some of my favourite posters on this forum. I like that. Did I ever tell you guys that you're my favourites?

quote:Originally posted by ajardoor:

You know, I think this thred contains some of my favourite posters on this forum. I like that. Did I ever tell you guys that you're my favourites?

<3

If don't want anything "pedo" to happen you won't put yourself in any situations that can lead up to that. If you secertly seek it out then most likely something is gonna happen. Good luck man.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Yep. Stop being such a pussy. Either get out of there and do something with kids your own age, or hit it and hit it hard.

I saw in your other thread that you said you were already on probation. You didn't mention that in this thread.

You could be heading for a lot of serious trouble with this.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

...the cyclops head pwns the hairy one like Bruce Lee unleashing the dragon on a drunken midget.

...lol

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Here's my idea, which is almost certainly atrocious, therefore use it as a general example: you've gotta do something drastic like draw squiggles all over your dick with a marker, and pour glue all over your pubes so they form one huge clump.



Dude, fucking awesome idea. But you have to read over your suggestions once you're sober. You'll be like "wtf..."

You assume she'll be getting into bed with you again?

[This message has been edited by Source (edited 10-13-2006).]

buy lots of nintendo games, you will probably trade them for good things.

quote:Originally posted by Source:

I think you should milk the situation for all it is worth.

Buy them Smirnoff Ice

Get them to kiss each other

See if you can join in the kissing games

Egg them on to have sex with you

A girl in a group of teenage girls will probably be unwilling to be seen as square so you could get them high and feed them coke as well.

You will have memories worth remembering for the rest of your life, when you are an old man you will regret not fucking them.

You won't have the chance to fuck 15 year olds again.

Lol.

quote:Originally posted by spinnersean:

You won't have the chance to fuck 15 year olds again.

Why are you trying to hide it? Obviously you want something to happen or you wouldn't buy alcohol for them.

Why kid yourself and us?

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

Beware though, sad little girls have been known to cry rape.

Be safe wherea a rubber

the first time i said "noooo, you're not a pedo", but I can see you want something to happen.

you're 22 and really lame. go do something with your life and stop hanging around you're sister's under-aged friends.... shit.

Go do something else. Go out to a friends, anything.

Just buy them the booze and leave. You can have fun without 15 year olds. It's a fact.

As I said before its a bad idea but DUMB FUCKING ASS IS on probation then you deserve what you got coming to you which is ANAL RAPE. A sex offense on PRobation might just end your dumb fuck ass in jail for quite a few years.

Also I DONT think hes are a pedophile, because the age gap isnt THAT bad but like I said its kind of pathetic. I mean the main reason its a horrible idea is because its DRUNK young girls, the fact they are way to young PLUS drunk makes the messing around with them that much worse. If they were sober it wouldnt be quite as pathetic but as far as sex it would be like shooting retarded fish in a barrel. Your setting your pathetic self up. And it wouldnt seem as creepy if they werent your LITTLE sisters friends. Hope you get enough of them to fuck you to make it worth all the police trouble your asking for.

Meh just buy them the alcohol. I'm around their age range.. And ive been to partys where my friend's asked her older cousin i believe. But then if they're going to get it anyway.. Oh i don't know. You're an adult. Make up your own mind. Can't be that hard. Oh and then get laid.

If you're not man enough to know when to walk away from a situation then stop whining and fuck the shit out of her. I'm assuming you're on a dry spell right now since you're resorting to having sex with a child but if thats what your looking for get ready for a drought. Once anyone your own age finds out you fucked a 15 year old you're never getting laid again by anyone.

Ouch. ^

He makes a fair point, actually. But in your defence, ...ouch!

She

No point in trying to tell him what to do, once you make up your mind on something it's gonna happen. Admit it you secertly want it, it's cool though just don't get caught lmao.

quote:Originally posted by kappelpie:

She

Oh! Sorry I'm used to the internet being male-dominated. This place has a far larger proportion of girls than most.

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

As I said before its a bad idea but DUMB FUCKING ASS IS on probation then you deserve what you got coming to you which is ANAL RAPE. A sex offense on PRobation might just end your dumb fuck ass in jail for quite a few years.

Also I DONT think hes are a pedophile, because the age gap isnt THAT bad but like I said its kind of pathetic. I mean the main reason its a horrible idea is because its DRUNK young girls, the fact they are way to young PLUS drunk makes the messing around with them that much worse. If they were sober it wouldnt be quite as pathetic but as far as sex it would be like shooting retarded fish in a barrel. Your setting your pathetic self up. And it wouldnt seem as creepy if they werent your LITTLE sisters friends. Hope you get enough of them to fuck you to make it worth all the police trouble your asking for.

Yeah im on probation but i DONT want anything sexual to happen with the girl/s.

I just moved back to this location a few weeks ago and I dont have any social connections so when I have girls with titties running around the house im going 2 be social with em.

I did not solcit them in anyway last time, the one chick decided to climb into bed with me.

Yeah, honestly the female cuddling with me in bed made me feel kinda loved/liked. I just didn't think I was going 2 get that turned on.

anyways they are comming over within the hour, I dont think im going to buy any Smirinoff Ice for em this time.

........

But they better get here quick becuase im on my 3rd beer and I need not change my mind.

peace,

I would soooo hit it.

Hmm its 12:30 am , I guess they are spending the night at their friends house.

Whatever, At least im in the clear tonight.

Guess ima go fapp to some pr0n.

eh, good night.

peace,

Well regardless whether they hop in bed with you or you solicit the sexual activities YOUR Ass will go to jail. AGE OF CONSENT means if they are under that age its rape no matter what because they are to young to be able to have consenual sexual realations.

And just because theres titties around doesnt mean you cant control it. If you honestly cant control your urges especially with that young youve got problems. I mean shit ill admit theres a few times ive wanted to hit on my younger sisters friends(who are like 13-14) because they look good and spend the night but obviously I realize the age gap is way to much plus the fact if caught i go to jail. Its mostly the age gap but at least im smart enough to realize its a bad idea.

Man, you're 22 for fuck's sake. Why not go out to clubs or bars or whatever and meet girls there? That's what I do, and I'm 4 years younger than you.

quote:Originally posted by metaphoria:

Man, you're 22 for fuck's sake. Why not go out to clubs or bars or whatever and meet girls there? That's what I do, and I'm 4 years younger than you.

Thanks for your post Metaphoria, but for the 100th time. I look about a 15 yearold old, everytime i go to a bar/club chicks ask " Wow how did u get a fake id?"

God im sick of it.

And there are the typical sluts who want to fuck without discression.

Nah, no thanks.

It's a Catch 22. Seriously.

Im so Tired of this depressing bullshit.

peace,



[This message has been edited by Nikkuh (edited 10-14-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Nikkuh:

Thanks for your post Metaphoria, but for the 100th time. I look about a 15 yearold old, everytime i go to a bar/club chicks ask " Wow how did u get a fake id?"

God im sick of it.

Well, then STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.

"Excuse me? I think you're just jealous of my youthful good looks."

It's all confidence, man.

lol, you're just bummed out that you didn't get any prepubescent vagina tonight.

You're 22. You're actually a legal adult. 18.. meh, there's nothing legal about it besides an excuse to get your ass in the army... but 21 you have no restrictions.

Get out of the house more man. I don't even know where I am right now---i hope its noT far way from home... just get out..

"prepubescent vagina"

Dude why be an asshole? I Never wanted that in the 1st place.

anyways im trying to get outa the house, I hooked up with some old friends here in florida (18+) but nothing was really popping tonight.

Yawn......If i dont get laid soon ima murder/suicide.

...

peace,

quote:Originally posted by Nikkuh:

Yawn......If i dont get laid soon ima murder/suicide.



You know what, and Jesus would agree with this, if you are so utterly fixated on getting your dick wet from preteen poontang, maybe you really should kill yourself for the greater good.

But just the suicide part, don't murder/suicide in an Amish school or something after finally getting some gunpoint nooky. Jesus would be totally pissed.

Nah perv, I ment if i dont get laid by a chick OVER 18. ..soon...

Then ima murder/suicide.

Big difference, but funny how you twist my words.

quote:Originally posted by Nikkuh:

funny how you twist my words.



Well that was the idea, but my joke crashed and burned ferociously.

Oh well, that's life (and by life I mean combining sleep deprivation with stimulants)

I find it worrying that you even have these thought processes let alone want to act on them. Sort your goddamn life out.

quote:getting your dick wet from preteen poontang

Dude. If they're 15ish, it's not preteen.



I just found this song. It has funny lyrics. Here are some of them:

Your cherry pie is juicy, so is your jelly roll

But when you give me poontang I just lose control



[This message has been edited by Roast Beef (edited 10-15-2006).]

You should get them drunk and give them drugs and have sex with them. You are going to be fucking grown women your whole life and this may be your last chance to fuck girls this young.

If you have a threesome with 2 fifteen year olds that will be wanking material for the rest of your life.

quote:Originally posted by Roast Beef:

Dude. If they're 15ish, it's not preteen.



Alright it's official, my joke failed so profoundly that I'm now legally bound to commit seppuku.

If it was me, I'd just go with the flow. No, I wouldn't have sex with her however if she wanted to pet my monkey...MmMMmm.

If you don't want any pedo shit to happen, just say no. If she says she wants you, tell her she's to young. If she says she wants it, really bad, if she wants it long and hard....hit her ass with a 2X4.

I say have fun tho- no, don't have sex with a 15 year old. However go with the flow. Let the little girl do what she wants :- )

[This message has been edited by The Exile (edited 10-15-2006).]

The OP totally reminds me of my brother in law...Who is a TOTAL suckass.

He is...36 years old now and MARRIED and he is constantly attempting to have sex with girls who are maybe 15 tops. He acts all like it's them coming on to him and he just can't help it, but I've seen him in action and he's like a total sexual predator.

He's also like this total joke amoung his peers, like everyone always talks about him hanging around school yards and playgrounds...Like Humpert Humpert. (Ahhh the nymphets!) Really, don't be like UB (My BIL) his whole life is totally pathetic and everyone hates him. Even girls as young as 12-13 laugh at him...Which is sad, but also a relief, because I'm sure he would fuck them too if given the opportunity!

quote:Originally posted by Nikkuh:

anything pedo to happen again.



go kevin and alex!

its funny how he says he doesnt want to fuck a 15 year old. dont know why he doesnt, but every body keeps on calling him a pedo anyway saying that he says he wants to fuck a 15 year old.

He is not 36 he is 22. It is there on a plate and I say do it. But if you don't want to fuck theses girls don't do it.

what's the problem.

I say do it, give them cocaine and ecstasy get them into lesbian clinches and film it.

quote:Originally posted by brookswrstlr171:

its funny how he says he doesnt want to fuck a 15 year old. dont know why he doesnt, but every body keeps on calling him a pedo anyway saying that he says he wants to fuck a 15 year old.

Yeah its kinda funny, people just read my 1st post and come to fast conclusions.

(Xio girl i cant beleive you compared me to a 36 year old pedophile, thanks for that hun.)

Anyways just to let you guys know, they never did come over this weekend.

I guess it worked out for the positive. Kinda boring but .....meh...

My sister had a cool birthday today. So thats all the matters. I took her and a female friend to the movies and bought her the new killers cd.

gg,

peace,

quote:Originally posted by Rabid Beaver:

I'm drinking smirnoff ice at the moment.

Not because I want to, but because it's the only alcohol I have on hand.



Yep, you never drink coolers to get drunk. That's jus retarded. Coolers have that name for a reason.

I was getting on VERY well with a fifteen year old a few months ago, and Im 22... I didn't fuck her, but I probably would have had she made more of an attempt.

Statuaroty rape is fuckin' bullshit. Rape is rape... if you drug a girl in order to fuck her, thats rape. If she wants it, good luck to her.

quote:Originally posted by Trousersnake:

I'm on about my 5th jack and coke actually.

Pretty funny that I did fuck up there when bringing up typing skills

No offence intended to either you or the OP, but why are you drinking so much whilst all you are doing is talking on &totse?

I only have one or two beers whilst on &totse and then I go out and get plastered at a pub or club, not whilst I'm sitting around killing time.

I drink to kill time. I don't really find social drinking very fun.

Edit: Then again, I don't find social anything very fun.

[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 10-16-2006).]

quote:

Then again, I don't find social anything very fun.

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Qft

quote:Originally posted by Fallen Angust:

go kevin and alex!



I don't know which Diggnation reference this is to in specific, but FUCK YEAH- A totse diggnation listener.

Awesome-

~Saint947

Wait until your sister finds out you fucked her friend, because trust me, she will find out, and the rest of her highschool, and possibly parents of the children attending that highschool. Shit like this travels like wildfire amoungst teenage girls.

I'm here to say that's some serious ammo in a fight against your credibility. Imagine her busting that kind of information out at the dinner table because you two are fighting or something of the like.

Bad news all around, find some legal pussy and forget this ever happened.

Well deter your basicly right on. Cept I didnt fuck the bitch. She was just in my bed/cuddleing.

And yeah my sister alreddy knows, she didnt give a fuck. As far as having a fight at the dinner table? Lol, ive NEVER been in a fight with my sister. Shes cool as shit.

peace,