Heres mine.

Physical description: She'd be about 5'5, solid green eyes with straight reddish brown hair that flares on the ends slightly, and sometimes she'd have one side up in a clip. She'd like flowers in her hair too. She'd be fairly skinny, but not a toothpick or a skeleton. She'd have a smallish-medium ass and rack. her nose would be triangular-ish and her lips would be medium, not too small or big. Her face would have a thin look and she'd be super cute and girly looking. She'd wear glasses, which would make her look like a nerdy chick. She'd be really pale too.

She'd be basically just like me. A loner with like no friends. She'd be a huge nerd and we'd always play games together and stuff. We'd be real romantic with eachother but not too much. We'd still have fun and all. We would pretty much live together and never fight or have problems. We'd have all the same interests and views on life.

Our days would be spent inside usually doing nothing. Sometimes we'd walk around town and goof off or get on totse and just talk about stuff. She'd be fairly shy though, but not around me. We would always do nerd stuff together and we'd never get bored of eachother. After playing RPG's and watching anime we'd snuggle and make out on the soft couch and just enjoy eachother. Other times we'd get baked and get on YouTube and have a good time.

Most days we would just enjoy eachothers company, not saying much because we'd both be quiet. Other days we'd talk about everything and anything, and go into detail about useless stuff like we always do.

We'd be crazily in love with eachother and we'd be soul mates until we die and it would rock.

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Materialises out of thin air when I get horny.

Big breastisses.

Transforms into a pepperoni double cheese pizza right after I orgasm.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Materialises out of thin air when I get horny.

Big breastisses.

Transforms into a pepperoni double cheese pizza right after I orgasm.

FTW

Actually, i was thinking someone who can accept my interests and hopefulyl dabbles in them as well. By which i mean, drugs, dancing, booze, and cigarettes.

perfect relationship: happy one that doesnt end

She's a mute.

A mute, lol.

They're all perfect, it's the human element that fucks it up.

quote:Originally posted by ernest:

perfect relationship: happy one that doesnt end

They all end..

IMO : Perfect relationship when you both love eachother.

And not the way you love cake either. You fat bastards.

quote:Originally posted by Wog:

They all end..

IMO : Perfect relationship when you both love eachother.

And not the way you love cake either. You fat bastards.

"If two people love one and other, there can be no happy ending to it."

Ernest Hemingway.

We "love" eachother, and arent afraid to let anyone know it.

We never get sick of being with eachother.

Share same interests, dont mind trying new things for eachother.

Enjoy simply cuddling on the couch or bed watch a movie or some tv.

Thats the basics.

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

"If two people love one and other, there can be no happy ending to it."

Ernest Hemingway.

"If love is never found, happiness is nonexistent"

Wog Hemingway.

Meet a foreign girl, whirlwind romance, culminates in traveling abroad to europe to spend christmas with her in the snow.

I had it good.

Somebody who doesn't feel the need to fill silences, because they wouldn't be awkward, shares my artistic views, is secure, sure of what they want, can be spontaneous, stands out in a crowd, laughs a lot, and isn't afraid to tell me their opinion, no matter what.

Physically... eh... preferably taller than me, and slender. Nice teeth, nice hair, and dark eyes.

Honestly, the perfect relationship would involve my love going unrequited for 6 months with a powerful reversal... She would keep up with my drug use but not outdistance me our spiral into addiction. We'd appeciate just getting fucked up together and having good opiate sex, or coked up sex, or sober sex... or just hold each other in bed and make out and bask in each other's warmth. We'd do x and go dancing in the rain, we'd hike through parks and enjoy the beautiful weather and the bitter cold. We'd go to the beach when it was covered with snow. We'd nurse each other's wounds, and she'd have to be well accustomed to pain. She'd be slim but not skinny, 5'5" or shorter, with beautiful clear eyes. She'd be artsy (in either a visual or musical aspect) and would love my poetry. We'd be honest with each other, we'd live for each other. She'd be able to appreciate (or at least tolerate) some of my nerdier aspects. We'd share our misery. We wouldn't spend every waking moment together, but we would at some point move in together, and never get tired of each other...

Oh god i need someone so bad right now. this was a terrible idea...

The girl i love now:

About 5'6", long brown hair, soft body and body shape without being fat. Large-ish boobs, and like I said before, soft. Big brown eyes, big smile with ever so slightly crooked teeth.

The kind of relationship where we are best friends, comfortable in each other's presense, unembarrassed to hold hand, kiss, whatever, in public.

The girl in this > http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/024180.html

I miss her after one long day and night.

Chris Rock already did. He gave instructions:

"Feed me. Fuck me. Shut the fuck up."

A relationship in which both respect each other's flaws and learn to live with them, make a compromise.

To hell with the rest.

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female who .

cooks, cleans, trust fund, big titties.

quote:Originally posted by chrislol:

female who .

cooks, cleans, trust fund, big titties.

Can you say "cliché"?

quote:Originally posted by Local Hero:

Can you say "cliché"?

She's French too? I'm in love.

There's only three things that I look in a girls physical features. One of them has to be the eyes. I just love it when I see a girl with hypnotic eyes(turn on). Another feature is the face. I don't want to date a girl with a pimply face or anything. Nice, smooth face. The third feature is the legs. I love it when I see a girl with nice smooth, shaved legs(also a turn on).

Now for personallity features. The main one is that we need to be compatible. Like the same things. Have the same hobbies. I would never date a girl that is boring. Another feature would be that she has to be nice and naughty. Nice in public, but when it comes down to it at night; she becomes naughty. And by naught I mean bandage, hardcore shit.



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Dark brown hair

brown eyes

Stubble

about 5"7 - 6"0

Nice dress sense

Buys me things

Puts me first

Doesn't argue

Compliments me

Thinks all other girls are hideous

Heh.

Perfect relationship?

My girlfriend now, she's perfect, she's beautiful, tall, slim, gorgeous blue eyes, and she feels like heaven, she's so freaking soft. We spend everyday together and never get tired of each other, we can sit and not talk and be comfortable. She supports me and takes care of me when I need someone, and we can go out and have fun together. man i love her.

But in a perfect world everyone would know about us, and it would be ok.

Also we would have a hot guy on the side, to occasionally have threesomes with, because everyone needs some cock every now and again.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

She's French too? I'm in love.

HAH

quote:Originally posted by PieGirl:

Dark brown hair

brown eyes

Stubble

about 5"7 - 6"0

Nice dress sense

Buys me things

Puts me first

Doesn't argue

Compliments me

Thinks all other girls are hideous

Heh.

Be realistic, you'd get sick of that in a day.

Hmmmm Tall, Dark, green eyes...A sense of humor, very sweet...my fam. loves, gives me roses sigh

Impossible?

- Rabb

quote:Originally posted by ShootingStar:

Hmmmm Tall, Dark, green eyes...A sense of humor, very sweet...my fam. loves, gives me roses sigh

A man always has to be tall, thanks youve knocked my insecurities back intot he forefront of my mind. Where do i send my phychiatrist bills to?

quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:

A man always has to be tall, thanks youve knocked my insecurities back intot he forefront of my mind. Where do i send my phychiatrist bills to?

Every day, I wonder if there was something I could've done differently. If somehow I stunted my growth. I would give anything to get just a couple more inches!

I'm 6'0", which isn't bad... but, goddammit, my entire life I've been tall. Then I stopped fucking growing.

I have green eyes though.

quote:Originally posted by Local Hero:

Can you say "cliché"?

what? you know of this woman?

fuck you shes my dream woman not yours!

quote:Originally posted by Local Hero:

Be realistic, you'd get sick of that in a day.



and whats yours dipshit?

edit. oh wait your from portugal, i allready know. (someone just liek mommy) or a distant cousin you inbred sick fuck.

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quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:

A man always has to be tall, thanks youve knocked my insecurities back intot he forefront of my mind. Where do i send my phychiatrist bills to?



Welll how tall are you?

quote:Originally posted by chrislol:



and whats yours dipshit?

edit. oh wait your from portugal, i allready know. (someone just liek mommy) or a distant cousin you inbred sick fuck.



also its wierd when the girl is taller then the guy.

Edit .

look i found exactly what its like in portugal http://tinyurl.com/2kc4

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