I wouldn't call this guy my friend, but he's a mutual friend and he sort of has the party pad so everyone hangs out there. Anyways, he's much younger than the rest of us, he's only 18, but he's married to this female who - while gorgeous - refuses to sleep with him and none of us could figure out why until last night.

First time I met Mike he stumbled into his own apartment with a black eye and broken fist, from a fresh fight in front of the nearby Safeway. This time he decided to pick his fight with my friend Holly and I. His wife is out of town, visiting family in Texas, and everything seemed perfectly fine - I mean, he was sweet and funny and normal until he had a few drinks. Then he suddenly became a psychopath.

First he cornered me in the bathroom and (he's a big guy) pushed me up against the towel rack on the wall. And when I said "Ow! Stop!" He pushed me even harder and I hit my head really hard. When he tried to kiss me, though, I got a chance to run pass him. Then I went outside for a little bit because Holly had accidentally set his apartment on fire, hahaha. And these bouncer dudes had to put it out; and I was outside escaping the carbon monoxide and telling our friend Caleb what had happened.

Then, when I come back in, he's ontop of Holly on the floor and wont let her up and she's crying and he's screaming at her "What's wrong with you?! I wont fuck you!" So I started kicking him as hard as I could and I got Holly away and went to the sofa with her and then he came up and tried to kiss me again so I pushed him away and said

"Where's your fucken wife, Mike?" and then as he was clamouring for us he fell over the glass coffee table, breaking it, into the glass display case, breaking that and knocking all the glasses off the table underneath him as he did this. So now he's lying all fucked up on the floor, covered in broken glass and while Holly and I try to get the glasses off of him, he just sits there, too fucked up to move.

Then we leave, but I left my cell phone behind so we went back and when I go back in he's in the back room with his roommate, Josh, and I'm sort of watching them because I hear Mike say "Then why the fuck were you licking my balls all last night?!"

So, I guess we know why he hasn't fucked his wife in forever... But, Jesus Christ... What the hell do you do in that situation? Just never see the guy again? I mean, technically he didn't rape either of us, and he didn't technically strike either of us either. But, I'm really pissed. I really want to fucking teach that guy a lesson, but I don't know how.

May be it will come to me.

Cheers,

Lost

I think he'll get his come uppance (haha!) on his own. I'm too high to explain what I mean. But I think you get it...? The point is that he's an idiot, so you don't need to waste your time trying to make his life worse...Hmmmm...

One of my old friends used to drink like that almost every night. It got to the point that his roommates put all his belongings into his car and kicked him out of the house.

How much was "a few drinks"? Because this guy had to smash two fifths of vodka, and he did it with ease.

Keep him from drinking, maybe tape him being a dumbass next time. He'll get it eventually or he'll lose his friends and wife. That'll teach him a lesson more than anything.

Why are you not answering the email I sent, or acknowledging that I'm asking you about it?

Is the other girl bigger than you? Then that's bad enough...let alone pushin' you around & banging your head.

Has he considered becoming a...enuch?

Or at the very least rehab...if only the rehab of being tied up & you going at him with the Big Strap-onzrszss! While he's biting the pillow during his thereputic acid trip.

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

Why are you not answering the email I sent, or acknowledging that I'm asking you about it?

She's rather busy, with having strange "friends" beating her up and whatnot. If you want, though, I can drive down there and give her a kick in the cooter for you. ;D

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

Why are you not answering the email I sent, or acknowledging that I'm asking you about it?

I swear I haven't gotten a reply e-mail! If goodrobot@rock.com isn't working you may try ActionGirl1012000@yahoo.com. If niether of those work I have one more e-mail address for emergencies, but those should work.

Cheers,

Lost

I think you should accidentaly set fire to his appartment again..



He's not much of a friend if he's going to try to fuck you. If you cant even trust him to be nice to you then you need to ditch that motherfucker before he does you some serious damage.

This is why I hate people who stand by alcohol and condem other drugs. DO you think this would have happened had he been stoned or rolling?

Nay!

I could send what you just wrote to a script writer for a shitty show like the OC and they'd go "Wow! That's some good stuff, I'll use it in the next episode".

Stop hanging out with such dramatic fuck ups.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

This is why I hate people who stand by alcohol and condem other drugs. DO you think this would have happened had he been stoned or rolling?



Not allways true..

Last time I was on Ex I was an aggressive little motherfucker. Oo

I still havent cleaned up the glass.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Not allways true..

Last time I was on Ex I was an aggressive little motherfucker. Oo

I still havent cleaned up the glass.

Fact: It was probably cut with something.

Pure MDMA turns people into eye wiggling, cheek chewing, jaw clenching angels. Angels with stupidly huge grins.

I've done MDMA twice and it was the most horrible experience of my life. It made me have these scary hallucinations where the wall had turned yellow and was melting and everytime someone would talk I would hear this loud static. It made my skin so sensitive I felt like it was BURNING everytime anyone would touch me...And I got a massive headache from heating up too fast. Ex is the worst drug EVER, IMO

Xiao was pwned by the Devil.

never go back again, its that easy. but of course you will and it might happen again, dont complain next time when it does.

His own pain will teach him a lesson. He has to fuck up directly before he can blame himself. If you beat him up he'll just think "He beat me up that jackass"

You want him to think "I got myself in trouble, wtf is wrong with me?" and that takes time, his time, it will come to him when he's ready, if he doesn't die first.

quote:Originally posted by chrislol:

never go back again, its that easy. but of course you will and it might happen again, dont complain next time when it does.

Another person with the reading comprehension level of a five year old... You completely missed the part where I reluctantly went back for my cell phone specifically because I didn't want to ever have to go back there again...

Cheers,

Lost

quote:Originally posted by Twisted Timmy:

His own pain will teach him a lesson. He has to fuck up directly before he can blame himself. If you beat him up he'll just think "He beat me up that jackass"

You want him to think "I got myself in trouble, wtf is wrong with me?" and that takes time, his time, it will come to him when he's ready, if he doesn't die first.

That's what I'm thinking.

Cheers,

Lost

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

This is why I hate people who stand by alcohol and condem other drugs. DO you think this would have happened had he been stoned or rolling?

Nay!

I've kissed someone I shouldn't have while rolling but never aggressively or anything. And when told never to do it again I was just like "ok, sorry" I'm still cool with him(yeah that's why I shouldn't have).

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I've done MDMA twice and it was the most horrible experience of my life. It made me have these scary hallucinations where the wall had turned yellow and was melting and everytime someone would talk I would hear this loud static. It made my skin so sensitive I felt like it was BURNING everytime anyone would touch me...And I got a massive headache from heating up too fast. Ex is the worst drug EVER, IMO

Either that wasn't MDMA(and I have no idea what the fuck it would be causing that) or your neurochemistry is quite rare and very sensitive to MDMA.

Personally I love MDMA, I think it's one the best drugs on the planet. It does have a few drawbacks though, while your on it you might do a few things you shouldn't(by buddy's girlfriend cheated on him while rolling, but they already had some problems and she might have anyway). I've never seen anyone aggresive/violent on it though.



EDIT: Oh and Lost you hang out with some fucked up people. But from the sounds of it you don't intend to be around him again, good on you that's the best choice.

[This message has been edited by Cloaked Dagger (edited 10-12-2006).]

I think I just have wierd brain chemistry, because I rolled with 3 friends on both nights and they were all fine.

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

Another person with the reading comprehension level of a five year old... You completely missed the part where I reluctantly went back for my cell phone specifically because I didn't want to ever have to go back there again...

Cheers,

Lost

What the fuck are you talking about bitch? His suggestion was for you to not go back and hang out with the guy anymore.

I swear, you are the fucking moron. It seems as if you almost make this shit up.

You were in Texas huh, why don't you come and visit eh? So I can take a real picture of you in your sweats you beast!

^^^Calm down there big guy...There's no need to be so rude!

What happened to you, carbonb?? You had started being nice and insightful, but now you're back to being a dick again.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Not allways true..

Last time I was on Ex I was an aggressive little motherfucker. Oo

I still havent cleaned up the glass.



Sounds like you had a pill that was heavily cut with meth.

It's quite a common cut in dodgy pills.

Fact: it's fucking IMPOSSIBLE to feel angry on crystal MDMA.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

^^^Calm down there big guy...There's no need to be so rude!

What happened to you, carbonb?? You had started being nice and insightful, but now you're back to being a dick again.

Uh.....not sure. Maybe because it's no longer summer, 5 or 6 weeks into the semester and school gets on my nerves.

Anyways....fullcircle sucks.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

^^^Calm down there big guy...There's no need to be so rude!

If you didn't notice, though, Lost was rather a bit much rude, herself. Although, I'm sure you did and just discounted it, the same way everyone else does...

~~~

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Fact: it's fucking IMPOSSIBLE to feel angry on crystal MDMA.

Fact: If you want to call something a fact, you need to cite sources. Otherwise, you're just suck and are annoying.

Source (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You)

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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Uh.....not sure. Maybe because it's no longer summer, 5 or 6 weeks into the semester and school gets on my nerves.

Take some well-earned time off on the weekend and hit the clubs up...

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Anyways....fullcircle sucks.

Agreed.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Fact: If you want to call something a fact, you need to cite sources. Otherwise, you're just suck and are annoying.



Fact: I was writing a post, not a college paper, State Puff.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Anyways....fullcircle sucks.



Fucking shit! I see you've been training under a Shaolin master of insults recently.

I'm off to lick my wounds, buhby Bcup

I've decided that LostCause is either completely making this stuff up, or else she is completely retarded and hangs out with carnies. There is no other explanation.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:



Fact: I was writing a post, not a college paper, State Puff.

Fact: You're a fucktard. Proof is above. Further proof is on the way.

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quote:Originally posted by malaria:

I've decided that LostCause is either completely making this stuff up, or else she is completely retarded and hangs out with carnies. There is no other explanation.

Oh, I'm sure she stretches is a good bit, but I'm sure she does just have a horrid taste in people she hangs out with.

But at least it's fun to read people try and defend her.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Uh.....not sure. Maybe because it's no longer summer, 5 or 6 weeks into the semester and school gets on my nerves.

Anyways....fullcircle sucks.

Do you get Season Affective Disorder?

Might consider increasing your vitamin C intake and perhaps take a strong multivit as the winter is closing in.

Also, have you tried echinacia? It's a good all round cold killer, mood enhancer.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Fact: You're a fucktard. Proof is above. Further proof is on the way.



Fact: This is the lamest verbal sparring in the history of language.

Proof: I am seriously contemplating shooting myself in the head because of it.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Do you get Season Affective Disorder?

Might consider increasing your vitamin C intake and perhaps take a strong multivit as the winter is closing in.

Also, have you tried echinacia? It's a good all round cold killer, mood enhancer.

The only mood enhancer I need is you baby.

fullcircle you are insulting me on my insults, but do so by asking if I've been training under a Shaolin master?

We all know Kung-Fu sucks buddy, reason #125301259295 that you're an idiot.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

The only mood enhancer I need is you baby.



Okay, I'm very worried about you now.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:



Fact: This is the lamest verbal sparring in the history of language.

Proof: I am seriously contemplating shooting myself in the head because of it.

Fact: This is getting old. Wanna go get a beer?

Proof: In the pudding.

And Yoyo is the only thing I ever need, too!

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Agreed.

Unfortunately I didn't actually read anything LostCause posted except for her OP. She tends to get rather verbose after a while and to be honest, I usually just read the posts of people I like. I like her okay, but as I said: VERBOSE

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Okay, I'm very worried about you now.

I thought that some sexual attention from another guy might boost your self-esteem.

Did it work?

I know it cheered me up!:P

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

...it's fucking IMPOSSIBLE to feel angry on crystal MDMA.

Yup.

If some one walked up to me while I was rolling and was like:

Him: Dude, your whole family just died in a car crash!

Me: Holy crap...that's awful. *grins*

Him: What the fuck dude? Why'd you just grin?

Me: *gets defensive* I did not just grin! *grins again*

Xiao Mei, you're just unlucky.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I thought that some sexual attention from another guy might boost your self-esteem.



I was just thinking the same thing about you.

Come on blubber tits, get those pants off I'm hard as a fukn diamond nightstick!

Lol, I think you might of missed the memo about where this is totse, and I don't think you trying to pick up men here is too "in".

So google a gay forum for couples in your area and I'm sure they'll accommodate all your needs.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Lol, I think you might of missed the memo about where this is totse, and I don't think you trying to pick up men here is too "in".

So google a gay forum for couples in your area and I'm sure they'll accommodate all your needs.

...



...

Don't be so brutal with my heart.

*a single tear runs halfway down my cheek, stops halfway through by sheer gay force and starts prancing down the rest of the way*

^Truely flamboyant, another tell tell sign that your friendly neighborhood fullcircle is homosexual.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I thought that some sexual attention from another guy might boost your self-esteem.

Did it work?

That's very sweet.

but no, I think taking a break from men would be a very good idea.

Also when attention comes from you I simply worry for your mental health because you know more about me than I feel comfortable with. :S

My friend does that everynight. He even went to detox but they gave him more drugs in there then he was doing on his own. He still gets hammered everynight like that and gets absolutely SHIT KICKED atleast once a week. Like broken nose and chipped teeth. We figured out once he gets too drunk we just give him a good shot to the face and let him sleep. Works like a charm. Because if we don't knock him out when he gets too fucked he usually ends up getting stmoped by 5-10 people for talking shit at parties. So...Knock the guy out when he gets too drunk.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:



Fucking shit! I see you've been training under a Shaolin master of insults recently.

I'm off to lick my wounds, buhby Bcup

That's the ticket! Off to a corner to lick yourself. CB? You oughta take some time in a corner to give youself a good & thorough self-licking.

Let dogs be your guide. Now...get out that tongue!

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

That's very sweet.

but no, I think taking a break from men would be a very good idea.

Also when attention comes from you I simply worry for your mental health because you know more about me than I feel comfortable with. :S

I also think that would be a good idea, and I'm just trying to be a nicer person all around.

You know, because it's hard work being a complete asshole.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I also think that would be a good idea, and I'm just trying to be a nicer person all around.



Damn I knew buttsecks would finally mellow you out, but I didn't expect it to work so quickly!

Guess I just have a golden anus.

Golden brown, never a frown...

Well as this thread reaches a gentle and friendly conclusion, let us all join hands and admire pictures of baby aminals.

awww.. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/1-1.jpg)

buddha (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/8-2.jpg)

sque (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/9-1.jpg)

Fullcircle what are you talking about? Me being mellow isn't for your benefit.

It is for yoyobek's, so don't try and make it seem like you had any effect on my mood.

stop hanging out with sketchy people you sketchy person.

quote:Originally posted by UrbanTurban:

stop hanging out with sketchy people you sketchy person.

But then hilarity would not ensue when she posted about it.



I like LostCause. sometimes.

LC?

The chick be whack!

And wild in the sack &

Even sometimes? Of sense

She has an ayttack.