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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2006-10-11, 21:49
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greendrugs 
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Hotel Show!!
I'll start this out with a story.
I met this girl at a bar two weekends ago. We hit it off immediatly, it was awesome. I brought her back to my place and we got freaky. best sex ever!
I'm a foreplay kinda guy and i made sure she orgasmed atleast once before we stared intercourse. she was saying how she loved me, then she hated me, then not to stop... etc... haha, she left immediatly after we finished.
thats the jist of it.
But get this-- while she was in my room, without me knowing she wrote down her email, after we had sex. We've been chatting it up ever since..
Nows when it gets good:
She booked a hotel room at a pretty classy place for us to stay this weekend. shes paying for everything. she asked me to bring friends and we'll pre drink before going to the bar, she'll supply all of the predrinking booze. WOW. im so stoked. We're going to leave the bar early and go back to our room for a little fun.
This girl informed me she has a boyfriend and a son.
My best friend refered to her as "the hottest girl in our highschool" shes a red head... smokin hot..
Now the advice I ask Totse sex fiends is this:
I know what to do in the bedroom, thats why this girl is paying for everything, i assume she wants to relive the experiance. But, I want to make this absolutly wonderful for her.. you guys have any advice that would make this experiance even more enjoyable for her? I want to make sure she gets her money's worth lol
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#2
 2006-10-11, 22:26
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Hotel Show!!
quote:Originally posted by greendrugs:
shes a red head... smokin hot..
You sick fuck!
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#3
 2006-10-11, 22:31
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Re: Hotel Show!!
I hope it's a setup and her boyfriend kills you, then her son pisses on your grave that is dug in a landfill.
EDIT: And then her child and boyfriend leave her also, for being a cheatin whore.
[This message has been edited by Rattrap51 (edited 10-11-2006).]
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#4
 2006-10-11, 23:24
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Violent Monotreme 
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Re: Hotel Show!!
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
You sick fuck!
I hardly ever agree with you but that made me laugh pretty well.
To the OP: Whatever you did last time was good enough to merit another go around so why not stick with that?
Further more, even though I don't think I am going to sway your opinion any I think it is absolutely sick of you to knowingly have sex with a woman married to another man especially with children. If I were that man and found out about this sort of shit I would not want to be you.
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#5
 2006-10-11, 23:29
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Re: Hotel Show!!
Her boyfriend will find out, beat you, then beat her, then she'll leave him, you'll get married in Reno and somehow end up paying child support for his son.
That night will be the last good night of your life before you have to work 3 jobs just to keep your head above water. Enjoy it.
Ok, maybe not, but there's gotta be some catch, right?
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#6
 2006-10-11, 23:59
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greendrugs 
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Re: Hotel Show!!
haha this is awesome.. I'll let you guys in on some more juice just so you know where im coming from.
1) I didnt say she was married, shes in a relationship where the only common bond is her son. they dont even talk let alone intimately touch. it is pretty much just a common law relationship becasue they live together.
2)He's a loser who sits at home all day jobless. She says she doesnt even want to be with him...
whatever... I'll just do what i do best.
thanks for advice ladies and gentleman.
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#7
 2006-10-12, 03:09
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JuxtaposedExecration 
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Re: Hotel Show!!
Oh, dont worry, You arent a manwhore :P
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#8
 2006-10-12, 04:06
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Self control is for pussies
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Re: Hotel Show!!
quote:Originally posted by greendrugs:
This girl informed me she has a boyfriend and a son.
lawls
You are a fool.
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#9
 2006-10-12, 04:14
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Re: Hotel Show!!
...this is all a big scheme she has. Find unsuspecting boys, fuck their brains out. The next week invite them to a "too good to be true" free alcohol party in a hotel. Then you all get smashed on the rohypnol spiked alcohol, waking up in a bathtub full of ice, missing your kidney.
Go for it!
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