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 #1 
Old 2006-10-11, 06:59
Ketamine Ketamine is offline
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Default Best Way to GENTLY Prime a 14yr Old

Some I'm 14, and this random girl I met last year is starting to take a liking to me (shes 14 to) She wants to have sex, but the thing is she has never even fingered herself or anything. Another thing is that shes pretty small..and I'm really not tryin to rip her up.

I need to know, what should I do before I bang her?

Any tips?

Thanks in advance, for anyone who posts some advice.
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Old 2006-10-11, 07:03
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Just do her. Slowly I guess shes a virgin, but the way I like it is available in my other thread called "real sex".
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Old 2006-10-11, 07:19
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If she's never even fingered herself, I suggest a lot of finger and tongue work before you even start thinking about intercourse.
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Old 2006-10-11, 07:21
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Just ram it up in there. No lube, no foreplay. They love that.
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Old 2006-10-11, 07:26
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Don't be tempted to redecorate your room into the visage of a pagan alter. Dressing her up in white and then making repeated references to long dead Gods and her purity is nowhere near as sexy as you think.
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Old 2006-10-11, 07:31
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quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

Don't be tempted to redecorate your room into the visage of a pagan alter. Dressing her up in white and then making repeated references to long dead Gods and her purity is nowhere near as sexy as you think.



I actually would have in 7th grade. You don't even know. And I wouldn't exactly be plowing her in my room.

Would plowing her in a forrest kill the mood?

She kind of suggested the forrest..so I know this spot thats off the trail and kinda secluded..

Well I think I'm just gonna get her REALLY lit so she has no idea whats going on and then

BAM

Hymen be gone.



[This message has been edited by Ketamine (edited 10-11-2006).]
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Old 2006-10-11, 07:37
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dont even bother with the pussy, its not all its cracked up to be. Just go straight to fucking her in the ass.
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Old 2006-10-11, 08:00
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quote:Originally posted by Ketamine:

Some I'm 14, and this random girl I met last year is starting to take a liking to me (shes 14 to) She wants to have sex, but the thing is she has never even fingered herself or anything. Another thing is that shes pretty small..and I'm really not tryin to rip her up.

I need to know, what should I do before I bang her?

Any tips?

Thanks in advance, for anyone who posts some advice.

Heh, well... if she apparantly doesn't do anything sexual with herself, or discover her own body... What makes you seriously think that she'll let you do it? My first bet is that she's completely bullshitting you.

So, dont get your hopes up too high, also...Double check with yourself that you are completely sure that you're willing to do this, may sound immature or childish or whatever, I dont know if you're a virgin or not.... So, I can't really say much, but hooking up with a 'random girl' at 14 years old....

That's just pretty damn stupid.
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Old 2006-10-11, 08:07
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quote:Originally posted by Ketamine:

Another thing is that shes pretty small..and I'm really not tryin to rip her up.

Oh yeah, because every 14 year old guy is huge. Must be a totse thing though. Maybe that's why I wasn't on totse when I was 14. I didn't have a 10 inch cock then... oh wait, I still don't.

Anyway, enough of my rubbish. Sex outdoors? Mate, don't even bother. Pain in the fucking arse (pun intended). Shit goes everywhere. The bedroom is the place you want to be.
 #10 
Old 2006-10-11, 08:09
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Two words...coco butter
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Old 2006-10-11, 12:52
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quote:Originally posted by Mindless Xyzzyean:

Originally posted by Ketamine:

Some I'm 14, and this random girl I met last year is starting to take a liking to me (shes 14 to) She wants to have sex, but the thing is she has never even fingered herself or anything. Another thing is that shes pretty small..and I'm really not tryin to rip her up.

I need to know, what should I do before I bang her?

Any tips?

Thanks in advance, for anyone who posts some advice.

Heh, well... if she apparantly doesn't do anything sexual with herself, or discover her own body... What makes you seriously think that she'll let you do it? My first bet is that she's completely bullshitting you.

So, dont get your hopes up too high, also...Double check with yourself that you are completely sure that you're willing to do this, may sound immature or childish or whatever, I dont know if you're a virgin or not.... So, I can't really say much, but hooking up with a 'random girl' at 14 years old....

That's just pretty damn stupid.



Beacuse she said she was up for it. I'm positive shes not bullshiting me.

Please explain to me how this is stupid.
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Old 2006-10-11, 12:54
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quote:Originally posted by another pint:

Oh yeah, because every 14 year old guy is huge. Must be a totse thing though. Maybe that's why I wasn't on totse when I was 14. I didn't have a 10 inch cock then... oh wait, I still don't.

Anyway, enough of my rubbish. Sex outdoors? Mate, don't even bother. Pain in the fucking arse (pun intended). Shit goes everywhere. The bedroom is the place you want to be.



I'm not trying to sound like I'm huge. But Im pretty sure a small virgin 14yr old girl isn't going to be able to take 7 inches of pure imported BC veal.

Correct me if I'm wrong.
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Old 2006-10-11, 12:59
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quote:Best Way to GENTLY Prime a 14yr Old

Use one of her Barbie dolls.
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Old 2006-10-11, 13:14
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quote:Originally posted by Ketamine:

Beacuse she said she was up for it. I'm positive shes not bullshiting me.

Please explain to me how this is stupid.

You're so immature you shouldn't even be considering sex.

What people say and what they mean are two different things.

And asif you're 7 inches.



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^^^ That isn't 7"
 #15 
Old 2006-10-11, 14:22
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how about you wait till your balls drop kid. then worry about her
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Old 2006-10-11, 14:37
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quote:Originally posted by Ketamine:



I actually would have in 7th grade. You don't even know. And I wouldn't exactly be plowing her in my room.

Would plowing her in a forrest kill the mood?

She kind of suggested the forrest..so I know this spot thats off the trail and kinda secluded..

Well I think I'm just gonna get her REALLY lit so she has no idea whats going on and then

BAM

Hymen be gone.



I hope you're joking, and yes, the forest is a bad idea, it sounds kind of sex and all but the first time hurts and is uncomfortable, especially if you're 14 and haven't even fingered yourself... does she use tampons? Unless you're going to be a total ass and hurt her you might not even be able to get it in I hope you know. Definately try to go at it on a bed though or it's gonna suck.
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Old 2006-10-11, 20:14
Tripping_Hobo_Hunter Tripping_Hobo_Hunter is offline
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quote:Originally posted by another pint:

Oh yeah, because every 14 year old guy is huge. Must be a totse thing though. Maybe that's why I wasn't on totse when I was 14. I didn't have a 10 inch cock then... oh wait, I still don't.



Fucking true...he probably has a 3 inch penis.
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Old 2006-10-11, 20:39
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quote:Originally posted by king koopa:

Just ram it up in there. No lube, no foreplay. They love that.

Get Er Done work that shit man
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Old 2006-10-11, 20:44
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your 14, you have a small penis. Problem solved.
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Old 2006-10-11, 20:48
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Subtract one to two inches from every penis length posted on Totse. From this guy's other posts and general attitude, I'd say this is a -2 case.

Still, 5" isn't going to feel good at first... like someone else said, tongue and finger work.
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Old 2006-10-11, 20:58
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she wants it. she won't need to be primed. just be your sexy self and tease her until she rips your clothes off, then give her everything you've got.
 #22 
Old 2006-10-11, 21:14
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FINGERBANG!
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Old 2006-10-11, 21:50
rs_luvva_91 rs_luvva_91 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Mindless Xyzzyean:

Originally posted by Ketamine:

Some I'm 14, and this random girl I met last year is starting to take a liking to me (shes 14 to) She wants to have sex, but the thing is she has never even fingered herself or anything. Another thing is that shes pretty small..and I'm really not tryin to rip her up.

I need to know, what should I do before I bang her?

Any tips?

Thanks in advance, for anyone who posts some advice.

Heh, well... if she apparantly doesn't do anything sexual with herself, or discover her own body... What makes you seriously think that she'll let you do it? My first bet is that she's completely bullshitting you.

So, dont get your hopes up too high, also...Double check with yourself that you are completely sure that you're willing to do this, may sound immature or childish or whatever, I dont know if you're a virgin or not.... So, I can't really say much, but hooking up with a 'random girl' at 14 years old....

That's just pretty damn stupid.



why i sort of do lol

be careful who you choose though theres aids+1 going around.....bad bad shit

na am just messin i have a lot of fuck buddies who are close friends ... yup yup
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Old 2006-10-11, 22:00
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Remember: After the moneyshot, laugh imperiously and bellow, "I'VE SOILED YOU, MY SWEET!"

So metal.
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Old 2006-10-12, 10:08
Mindless Xyzzyean Mindless Xyzzyean is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Ketamine:

Beacuse she said she was up for it. I'm positive shes not bullshiting me.

Please explain to me how this is stupid.

Okay, you claim that you're mature enough to be making these decisions etc, yet you're asking how to 'prime' her? But please answer me this question, if you claim to have the maturity... why is it that you haven't consented for parents or anything? Another question, just say you finally meet the one girl that you're willy to marry and she's saved her virginity for you. It wont be anything special for you then, will it?
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Old 2006-10-12, 10:34
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quote:Originally posted by Ketamine:

I'm not trying to sound like I'm huge. But Im pretty sure a small virgin 14yr old girl isn't going to be able to take 7 inches of pure imported BC veal.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

OK then. You're wrong. There's a difference between inches and centimetres. 7 centimetres sounds more correct.
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Old 2006-10-12, 10:52
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Rabb's Guide To A Female Orgasm

First, slowly spread her legs while staring deep into her eyes; then pull yourself back a bit, sit yourself up, and jab her right in the clit!

She'll scream with pleasure

- Rabb
 #28 
Old 2006-10-12, 18:08
AprenticeChemistBITCHS AprenticeChemistBITCHS is offline
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Well jsut because a girl says she will fuck you doesnt mean SHIT. Ive had plenty of girls say they will fuck me but then when it got down to it they backed out. But your an imature fuck, if your going to fuck you should at least already know how to get the girl primed. And she sounds like a fucking cunt. And yea you probably dont have a 7in dick so quite lying no one is impressed.
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Old 2006-10-12, 18:25
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meh...wait until your a legal age me thinks, and if that doesnt work, for fuck sake uise protection, your not rambo, your not invulnerable to STD's but more importantly child benefit payments
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Old 2006-10-12, 19:56
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quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:

your not rambo, your not invulnerable to STD's

Those virgins, FULL of STDs.
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Old 2006-10-12, 21:34
AprenticeChemistBITCHS AprenticeChemistBITCHS is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Syphon:

Those virgins, FULL of STDs.

Some STDS are born with people smart one. How do you think children get aids? Im sure theres so many of those little 4yo with aids because they were fucking other kids right.
 #32 
Old 2006-10-12, 21:46
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quote:Originally posted by rabbhimself:

Rabb's Guide To A Female Orgasm

First, slowly spread her legs while staring deep into her eyes; then pull yourself back a bit, sit yourself up, and jab her right in the clit!

She'll scream with pleasure

- Rabb

Hoy shit that is great. I'm going to do that next time just to fuck with her.
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Old 2006-10-12, 21:49
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quote:Originally posted by Ketamine:



I'm not trying to sound like I'm huge. But Im pretty sure a small virgin 14yr old girl isn't going to be able to take 7 inches of pure imported BC veal.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

Okay you're wrong



Your dick is really 3"

Hard

My apologies to AnotherPint didn't see your reply til after I did this one.

[This message has been edited by tenguy (edited 10-12-2006).]
 #34 
Old 2007-06-18, 03:21
Ketamine Ketamine is offline
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Well I fucked her.

She couldn't take it.

What so ever.

Got aboot 4'' in, and she was like "NUUUUGGHGHHHHHH"
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Old 2007-06-18, 03:24
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ketamine
Well I fucked her.

She couldn't take it.

What so ever.

Got aboot 4'' in, and she was like "NUUUUGGHGHHHHHH"


Lol.

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

Damn, it took you 8 months to prime her?
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Old 2007-06-18, 04:50
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Haha this noob probably didn't even bust the hymen! Why didn't you just put it all in before she could complain? Once you did that she'd go from pain to pleasure, and you could've had a good time.
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Old 2007-06-18, 05:33
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Originally Posted by onysik22
Haha this noob probably didn't even bust the hymen! Why didn't you just put it all in before she could complain? Once you did that she'd go from pain to pleasure, and you could've had a good time.


this is true - always hurts at first if the guy is too big, but after a couple minutes it feels really nice :)...granted the next morning is full of pain from a bruised groin, but its [typically] well worth it
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Old 2007-06-18, 05:41
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Forgotten
Don't be tempted to redecorate your room into the visage of a pagan alter. Dressing her up in white and then making repeated references to long dead Gods and her purity is nowhere near as sexy as you think.


Just develop a sense of acceptance and tolerance for other people and thier beliefs and you shouldn't get to many more ass kickings buddy.

P.S. Your a dumbass.
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Old 2007-06-18, 05:54
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7 inches of pure imported BC veal.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

Veal is baby beef still on the tit
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Old 2007-06-18, 06:02
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I'm not trying to sound like I'm huge. But Im pretty sure a small virgin 14yr old girl isn't going to be able to take 7 inches of pure imported BC veal.

Correct me if I'm wrong.


Youre wrong.
Not about the part about a virgin being hurt by any penis whatsoever, but about the "7 inches" of pure "imported BC veal."

Imported BC veal?
 #41 
Old 2007-06-18, 07:23
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Youre wrong.
Not about the part about a virgin being hurt by any penis whatsoever, but about the "7 inches" of pure "imported BC veal."

Imported BC veal?

he means his still a baby niglet, and he moved from BC (canada)
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Old 2007-06-18, 07:48
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Another thing is that shes pretty small..and I'm really not tryin to rip her up.


Aren't we the optimist..?

But seriously.. 14 is about the age I became sexually (intercourse-wise) active.. Just go slowly and make sure you're well lubricated.. After the hymen breaks, it's a little easier and comfortable for her.. But her first time most likely won't end in an orgasm, and will most likely not be the best feeling in the world..
And this should go without saying, but I'm going to say it anyway:
PLEASE use protection..
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Old 2007-06-18, 08:20
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Originally Posted by Forgotten
Don't be tempted to redecorate your room into the visage of a pagan alter. Dressing her up in white and then making repeated references to long dead Gods and her purity is nowhere near as sexy as you think.


No. You gotta do this. This is the single most awesome thing I've read in S&A that I haven't copypasta'd myself.
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Old 2007-06-18, 10:09
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pics or it didnt happen.
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Old 2007-06-18, 15:28
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pics or it didnt happen.

or perhaps we shouldn't have underage porn on totse. but you know, whatever....
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Old 2007-06-18, 15:43
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Ah, I see you're one of them queermosexuals...
Who says it has to be nudes?

But he says that shes very small and that spiked my interest.
Short women are cute.:)
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Old 2007-06-18, 15:52
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Well, first you could learn how to use proper grammar, and secondly... hahaha!

If you're both inexperienced, especially her you need to work your way slowly. Get used to four play and then take it from there when you're both comfortable.

It sounds so awkward hearing that you're both 14-years-old and this girl's begging you to bone her. Being 14 myself, I can't say much, but it still makes me lol.

Good luck with that one, dear.
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Old 2007-06-18, 15:56
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Oh also...

I recommend carving her name into your leg. Chicks dig that kind of shit. It's so romantic.
 #49 
Old 2007-06-18, 16:01
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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Its not cute when women say 'dear' however.
Its just not.
 #50 
Old 2007-06-18, 16:07
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bean_Doodle
Its not cute when women say 'dear' however.
Its just not.


Well, if my aim was to be cute I would have rearranged the entire paragraph. I simply added dear to ensure my superiority over the OP, so it was more of a condescending remark rather than a flirtatious one.
 #51 
Old 2007-06-18, 16:12
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Fair enough.
I think its just me, I get nanny flashbacks
 #52 
Old 2007-06-18, 16:16
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Originally Posted by Bean_Doodle
Fair enough.
I think its just me, I get nanny flashbacks


heh. Understandable.
 #53 
Old 2007-06-18, 16:37
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wow, who the hell wants to get ripped open in the middle of a forest?

short of cutting her hymen with some scissors, there's only so much priming you can do, it's going to hurt her no matter what. but, you are fourteen after all, so she might not even need her hymen breaking.
 #54 
Old 2007-06-18, 17:45
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this thread made me lauph
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Old 2007-06-19, 02:48
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Best Way to GENTLY Prime a 14yr Old

ROHYPNOL FTW!!!!

~shrug~ What? Someone had to say it...
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Just develop a sense of acceptance and tolerance for other people and thier beliefs and you shouldn't get to many more ass kickings buddy.

P.S. Your a dumbass.

*Retort* (http://secretcomics.typepad.com/gaydar_mens_zoom.jpg)
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Old 2007-06-19, 09:09
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Oh dear...14 year olds trying to have sex..This scares me..
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Old 2007-06-19, 10:29
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Sometimes you have to give them candy.
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Old 2007-06-19, 13:45
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Someone who has never masturbated or even explored themselves sexually is NOT ready for sex.
 
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