Most of you on this forum talk about foreplay, being gentle and shit, let me explain something. Smoke some meth, sniff some coke and just bust into the room and rip her clothes off and fucking do it all night long!

No, that's drug sex.

Real sex, though, is where you just bust into the room and rip her clothes off and fucking do it all night long until you fall asleep in each other's arms. You wake up, and do it again, and then take a shower together, doing it in there, too.

ur a dick

By doing that on a regular basis you will actually have a decreased urge for sexual intercourse..yeah, methamphetamines a cock in the ass.

Oh and that coke addiction (along with the methamphetamine addiction) should be running up your bills so high that you can't afford to bang that cheap hooker anymore. Aw man, now you have to downgrade to crack..and now your a worthless drug addicted street nigger.



[This message has been edited by Ketamine (edited 10-11-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

No, that's drug sex.

Real sex, though, is where you just bust into the room and rip her clothes off and fucking do it all night long until you fall asleep in each other's arms. You wake up, and do it again, and then take a shower together, doing it in there, too.



The fall asleep in each other arms part is not something I would ever do.

quote:Originally posted by PLAN4LIFE:

The fall asleep in each other arms part is not something I would ever do.

cos ur a dick

quote:Originally posted by Ketamine:

By doing that on a regular basis you will actually have a decreased urge for sexual intercourse..yeah, methamphetamines a cock in the ass.

Oh and that coke addiction (along with the methamphetamine addiction) should be running up your bills so high that you can't afford to bang that cheap hooker anymore. Aw man, now you have to downgrade to crack..and now your a worthless drug addicted street nigger.



Don't worry about my addictions or my money.

Drug sex is pretty fucking fun.

quote:Originally posted by PLAN4LIFE:

Most of you on this forum talk about foreplay, being gentle and shit, let me explain something. Smoke some meth, sniff some coke and just bust into the room and rip her clothes off and fucking do it all night long!

And that's why you have AIDS.

real sex to me is "making love". lying in bed, under the sheets, breathing heavily in harmony with her.. fucking beautiful.

real sex is me cumming and falling asleep right after.

Real sex for you, really shit for her.

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:



Real sex for you, really shit for her.

I don't think he cares

Every one knows I'm one of the biggest supporters of drugs in S&A, but you're a fucking knob jokey.

That is all.

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:



Real sex for you, really shit for her.



who the fuck cares how the woman feels? its all about the pleasure. her place is in the kitchen

[This message has been edited by chrislol (edited 10-11-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by PLAN4LIFE:

The fall asleep in each other arms part is not something I would ever do.

Then you aren't fucking hard enough. You shouldn't be able to move by the time you're done.

That's REAL sex.

I agree with the poster who talked about "making love". Sex is sex, it's with someone you don't care about, or someone who you aren't necessarily in love with, and it's not as special. There is a huge difference between just fucking, and making love. And making love is REAL sex. And it feels better ^_^

quote:Originally posted by Ketamine:

By doing that on a regular basis you will actually have a decreased urge for sexual intercourse..yeah, methamphetamines a cock in the ass.

Oh and that coke addiction (along with the methamphetamine addiction) should be running up your bills so high that you can't afford to bang that cheap hooker anymore. Aw man, now you have to downgrade to crack..and now your a worthless drug addicted street nigger.

quote:Originally posted by PLAN4LIFE:

The fall asleep in each other arms part is not something I would ever do.

and that's why you've been single for so long. and it doesn't look like it's going to end anytime soon.



quote:Originally posted by chrislol:



who the fuck cares how the woman feels? its all about the pleasure. her place is in the kitchen



i THINK you're trying to be funny and manly, but it's just coming off like "hi. i'm a virgin, and i don't really understand this whole chauvinism jokes thing, but i'm gonna try it anyway. lawl."

[This message has been edited by YouLookFourteen (edited 10-11-2006).]

Real sex is when the male of the species inserts his erect penis into the female's vagina.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

and that's why you've been single for so long. and it doesn't look like it's going to end anytime soon.

This may come as a shock to you, but not everyone likes that, monkey-head.

Animalistic pleasures are over rated, in my book. It's called, "Animalistic Pleasures Are Over Rated".

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Animalistic pleasures are over rated, in my book. It's called, "Animalistic Pleasures Are Over Rated".

I wouldn't read it.

quote:Originally posted by Aseren:

I wouldn't read it.

P...A...O...R

Uhmm...

Opra?

Ropa?

Pan Atlantic Operational Regiment?

What are you trying to say here, man?

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

words.and LAWL"





I dont care what YOU think and you would not know if i was a virgin or not due to the fact this is the internet. who are you to question me ? al gore? "LAWL"

why couldent helen keller drive?

cause she was a woman!

also. wtf is the big deal about being a virgin anyways? we all were (are) one at one point in life. are you trying to insult me by calling me a virgin? mr 17 year old?

( i should not assume hes 17 cause i dont know)

lawl. and stfu

quote:Originally posted by Ho ho ho Green Giant:

Real sex is when the male of the species inserts his erect penis into the female's vagina.

that makes sense.

You are all wrong. "Real" sex involves a midget, 40 feet of rope, and a medievil mace.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

P...A...O...R

Uhmm...

Opra?

Ropa?

Pan Atlantic Operational Regiment?

What are you trying to say here, man?

I didn't get it either. What's paor?

this is a shit thread, thanks for wasting half a minute of my life. Now go back toy our army men you twelve year old prepubescant downy.

If you are married it's another story, but if youre not it does not matter if it hurt her or she don't like it, the point is you enjoy it.

quote:Originally posted by jimany:

You are all wrong. "Real" sex involves a midget, 40 feet of rope, and a medievil mace.

i actually fell off my chair from laughing that really took me by surprise

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

I didn't get it either. What's paor?

Prolapsed Anus Or Rectum

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

i THINK you're trying to be funny and manly, but it's just coming off like "hi. i'm a virgin, and i don't really understand this whole chauvinism jokes thing, but i'm gonna try it anyway. lawl."



lol!

are you YouLookAdopted by any chance?

quote:Originally posted by chrislol:



I dont care what YOU think and you would not know if i was a virgin or not due to the fact this is the internet. who are you to question me ? al gore? "LAWL"

why couldent helen keller drive?

cause she was a woman!

also. wtf is the big deal about being a virgin anyways? we all were (are) one at one point in life. are you trying to insult me by calling me a virgin? mr 17 year old?

( i should not assume hes 17 cause i dont know)

lawl. and stfu

no. i'm implying that you won't get laid because of your attitude towards women, not because it's an easy insult.

and for the record, i'm a girl, and i'm 18.

quote:Originally posted by Runaway_Stapler:

lol!

are you YouLookAdopted by any chance?

nope, but apparently our usernames are really similar. :P

quote:Originally posted by Ho ho ho Green Giant:

Real sex is when the male of the species inserts his erect penis into the female's vagina.

No way. That was prohibited in the 25th century due to the excessive spread of disease.

Real sex is the use of advanced technology to transmit images of the self into another persons mind, and visa-versa.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

no. i'm implying that you won't get laid because of your attitude towards women, not because it's an easy insult.

and for the record, i'm a girl, and i'm 18 (and a stupid assuming female bitch).



so you are a girl and are 18 and that makes you feel as though you are some sort of expert on geting laid? you must be one well traveled female (im sure you know what i mean by that). of course i dont give a fuck if ur a guy, girl, tranny, dog,cat. anyways listen sweet tits, my take on women is this.

if women stay with guys who beat them and cheat on them and yell at them and do all sorts of stupid shit to them and they wont leave them cause they "love" them. its pretty fucking easy to get some pussy nowdays.

now that fact you think a guy who makes fun of women is some sort of asshole womanizer you may be correct).. but dont think for one second any womanizer couldent get soem easy pussy because your fellow females are not making it too hard for us. you bitches are giving it away.

of course ill be a asshole and assume (i know) that you would be the typical internet girl who would sit here and argue with me trying to prove your point while thinking how much of a dumbass i must be for even debating with you. please dont bother. you are not gonan change me and im not gonna change you but keep in mind...

its a mans world.

so stfu



edit holy shit lotta typing. should of got the woman to type this shit as i orally dictated to her, while she ironed my shirts and sucked my cock.

[This message has been edited by chrislol (edited 10-12-2006).]

you're wrong, the reason i'm not going to argue with has nothing to do with changing your mind. the reason i'm not going to argue with you is because it would be a waste of my time and intelligence.

the only reason i even mentioned my age and gender was because you thought i was a 17 year old male. i'm not.

so chill, and please don't assume to know anything about me or my lifestyle.

yeah bacause you can wate your time and intellegence reading other threads like "how do i get this girl to like me? btw im 12" and "how far can you shoot your load?" no the reason is because you are not as intellegent as you think and never had anything to say back in the first place and would rather read shitty threads about tweens and their sex problems, then debate.

(and i assumed nothing read harder)

oh well debate over, you win then.

(the very fact you bother to post on this forum shows just how much your time and intellegence is worth.)



[This message has been edited by chrislol (edited 10-12-2006).]

I don't think the topic starter has ever had sex before.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

No, that's drug sex.

Real sex, though, is where you just bust into the room and rip her clothes off and fucking do it all night long until you fall asleep in each other's arms. You wake up, and do it again, and then take a shower together, doing it in there, too.



Fall into each other's arms? BWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

quote:Originally posted by chrislol:



who the fuck cares how the woman feels? its all about the pleasure. her place is in the kitchen



Fuck orgasms. That's a tiny gurgle and it's over.

The real fun is becoming god by blowing her mind.

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:

Fuck orgasms. That's a tiny gurgle and it's over.

The real fun is becoming god by blowing her mind.

ill try that.