how far can u "fire" ur cum shot?

i personaly havnt tried it yet

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

Haha, depends on how long since I last ejaculated, but my furthest is 4'7"

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Haha, depends on how long since I last ejaculated, but my furthest is 4'7"

Never trust someone who knows his own cumshot distance to the inch.

i wouldnt trust you further than he could ejaculate

Several feet depending on how aroused I am. If you send me some naked pics and open a window, I could probably headshot you.

haha you crazy asian bastard.

9 inches

Dude I can't believe you posted this man, I thought you were joking. It made me lol when I saw it.

Dont know, dont really care.

buuuut, if i had to make an estimate, id say about a foot or 2 at MOST. And thats if ive been foreplaying myself for a good while.

My friends talk about how they cum on their celling....I cant even fathom that.

quote:Originally posted by Nikkuh:

Dont know, dont really care.

buuuut, if i had to make an estimate, id say about a foot or 2 at MOST. And thats if ive been foreplaying myself for a good while.

My friends talk about how they cum on their celling....I cant even fathom that.



Your friends lie.

Well, doing doggy and pulling out, I'd have NO trouble hitting her in the back of the head, and then some.

So at best, probably 1 meter.

quote:Originally posted by Veritas Aequitas:



Someone's seen Boondock Saints.

depends on how far the bitch's eye is.

quote:Originally posted by Fevered Ego:

Never trust someone who knows his own cumshot distance to the inch.

Timeless advice.

7'3.96"

how ever far ur moms face is from my cock

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

Someone's seen Boondock Saints.

You are the first person to get it, you kick ass.

quote:Originally posted by Veritas Aequitas:

You are the first person to get it, you kick ass.

I caught it, I just found that movie to be mediocre.

Anyway, I couldn't tell you exactly... there are so many variables. The wind, for example.

i was fapping it once and i swear it hit the ceiling.

earlier today though, in the morning, me and my girl were at it and i fucking came in my eye. we both cracked up...my eye was BLOOD RED for like 6 hours!

Three feet, give or take a few inches.

quote:Originally posted by Fevered Ego:

Never trust someone who knows his own cumshot distance to the inch.

This thread reminds me of a video a totse member sent me. He came on his parents' bedroom door. Icky.

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

This thread reminds me of a video a totse member sent me. He came on his parents' bedroom door. Icky.

pics? links? any?! cmon

and black squirrle.... thats fuckin amazing

ur so cool im so jellus

fifty feet...i'm a freakin' super soaker!

wtf, am I the only one who isn't that far at all... like a foot at most. On a real good day?

If you cover your dickhole right before you cum, the pressure builds and it fires across the room.

I remember talking about this in 7th grade and one kid said he shot himself in the face by accident.

I don't know the exact measurement, but the other day my wife pointed out that there was "markings" all over the wall at the head end of the bed! haha...

My inches are avergae, but my shots are fucking crazy range wise.

Once I was doing a girl while standing up, I suppose she was about 5'6", and I hit her on the back of the neck, so that was like over 2 feet vertical distance.

I've blown some loads after I pulled out that went over the girl's head and hit the wall behind the bed. I guess that'd be about four and a half feet.

quote:Originally posted by Phanatic:

My inches are avergae, but my shots are fucking crazy range wise.

same here

Definitely hit myself in the face, hit girls in the face, several feet I'd say. Never measured, but I know I can get some distance if I try.

I don't know but right now I got 15 days worth of ammo. I think i'll rub one off soon and break out the tape measurer.

16 days got me about 6-8 inch strait up in the air...

Not far at all. It just kind of comes out, no trajectory. Less guess work I suppose.

LOL, there's some pornstar that's famous for doing this.

Also, when I used to be a regular at HitmanForum.com (for like 2 fucking years before i got banned, those assholes) there was a video circulating of this guy named tron shooting pretty far. lol

he was famous for posting a pic of his penis.

I once hit the ceiling.

quote:Originally posted by black_squirrel:

i was fapping it once and i swear it hit the ceiling.

earlier today though, in the morning, me and my girl were at it and i fucking came in my eye. we both cracked up...my eye was BLOOD RED for like 6 hours!

Ive done that recently...

It isnt fun.