So I have this crazy woman who lives next door to me and I'm at a total loss as to what to do! For one thing she is NOSY, I mean she peeps in my windows! And when I catch her, she'll just be like, "Oh I heard something and I was concerned..." She also never stops talking once she gets started, like yesterday I came home from my walk and she totally blindsighted me and I was stuck talking to her for half an hour! I would try to get away and she would grab my arm and keep talking. Short of punching her, I just couldn't see any way out. And all she talks about is her lifes misfortunes and how much she hates our other neighbors.

Now I do feel kind of sorry for her, because she's lonley and her husband has been deployed to Iraq...But seriously the woman is driving me crazy! What can I do to make her leave me alone without driving her into a vindictive rage?

Tell her you have AIDS, or you're a muslim or such. What'd you do to get rid of the woman with the annoying child?

Well I think you have a crush on her...seeing as how you posted this in S&A as opposed to Bitch and Moan......

Just get rid of all the sexual tension by fucking her brains out ridiculously....she's obviously just lonely.

quote:Originally posted by Zonko:

Tell her you have AIDS, or you're a muslim or such. What'd you do to get rid of the woman with the annoying child?

The woman and annoying child are still around. My husband is friends with her husband and my daughter is friends with her son...There's just no escape.

Talk about the vibrators. Which ones she likes? Does she like the 'Rabbit'? The little vibrating 'Egg'? Does she like buttplugs?

Which color of phallic vibe does she prefer?

The thexxth is a personal enough subject that she should be shocked into embarrasement. Try to steer the subject always onto her preferences & don't admit anything.

Or maybe talk about YouTube. If you can get her addicted to that she'll be too busy to bother you. If you could have a bunch of YT suggestions, like 'Brooker' fer instance? Fairly interesting girl who makes weird non-controversial stuff.

Get her to watch a few & maybe she'll entertain herself.

^^^Heh, that might actually work!

I've been trying to decide whether or not to buy the rabbit...But it's like $80, so I'ver been reluctant. Also I've never met a woman who actually has one...Not to mention the fact that I've never used a vibrator before.

I think the best thing to do is to try to offer your friendship to her. Perhaps get her involved with something in the community, take her out some where. Try to inrtoduce her to other people she may enjoy the company of.

Loneliness is one of the worst human emotions to experiance, nobody wants to be alone. I know you know you know this.

Invite her to excercise with you, take your kids out on play dates, etc. There's sisterhood support groups online, you could show her some of those and maybe it will get her mind off of the bitching and moaning she brings to you because she's aloud to vent.

Perhaps church will help her? It may make her feel like she belongs somewhere.

Just be honest with her. Tell her you're worried and that you would like to take her out. Ask her how she feels about her husband and such. Talk to her about related problems you've had in the past and offer your comfort. You should also mention your feelings towards her always spying on the house, not too agressivly but she needs a little reality check.

You've seen a lot of threads in here and how people react to different things. You know what to do in this given situation, whether or not it's something you want. You won't only be helping her, but everybody in her life that she's putting this on, including yourself.

^^^See this is what I would do if I was actually a nice person...:P

^^^Yeah. Maybe something to keep her from thinking about I*** every single second of her day & all night long?

>>>Then it's vibes/YouTube?

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Vibrators and YouTube for everyone!!

Nah, you're screwed. I'd personally have flipped out when she grabbed me, and made sure she never wanted to speak to me again.

Being gossip behind someone else's back is not nearly as bad as listening to her go on and on I'm sure!

Just act busy and distracted. Be pleasant but say 'I am afraid I really must get the dinner on' and go in.

No need to be rude.

Pretend you don't speak english. She'll take a hint.

quote:Originally posted by spinnersean:

Just act busy and distracted. Be pleasant but say 'I am afraid I really must get the dinner on' and go in.

No need to be rude.

Hopefully she won't eventually catch on and go psycho on your ass.

I suppose this idea is the best if you're not a 'nice person'. Just make up excuses. Although I think honesty would work. Tell her she makes you feel uncomfortable and you think she needs to seek help. This may piss her off, no doubt she'll go crazy, a reality check will follow.

...Or you could always invite me over and we could have a game night, together. I'll scare her so bad playing some Monopoly that she'll move out of state if not out of country.

I would like you to come over, Gus, but if my husband came home and found a strange man in the house with me he would probably go postal!

The worst thing about her is she talks in a monotone...And it awakens my violent fantasies.:P

My shrink is no help either. I told him about her and he just smirked and wrote a bunch of stuff down. Then he crossed his other leg over, leaned back and said, "Elizabeth...(He ALWAYS calls me that) You dislike this woman for the same reason you do all women. It's because you hate your mother."

To which I responded, "Fucking psychobabble BULLSHIT!"

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I would like you to come over, Gus, but if my husband came home and found a strange man in the house with me he would probably go postal!

Oh no, he gets to play, too! I mean, really, what kinda house guest would I be if I didn't include ALL of the reindeer in the games?

~~~

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

My shrink is no help either. I told him about her and he just smirked and wrote a bunch of stuff down. Then he crossed his other leg over, leaned back and said, "Elizabeth...(He ALWAYS calls me that) You dislike this woman for the same reason you do all women. It's because you hate your mother."

To which I responded, "Fucking psychobabble BULLSHIT!"

And that, people, is why I don't "do" the mental health thing.

Oh, you know my head better than me? How about you stay in here for a day? I'd love to see their faces after a single nightmare of mine, let alone a full "bad" night.

Blasted fucking mind fuckers. They can all go to 'ell and sit of spiked demon dicks with the lawyers and politicians!



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quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I would like you to come over, Gus, but if my husband came home and found a strange man in the house with me he would probably go postal!

The worst thing about her is she talks in a monotone...And it awakens my violent fantasies.:P

My shrink is no help either. I told him about her and he just smirked and wrote a bunch of stuff down. Then he crossed his other leg over, leaned back and said, "Elizabeth...(He ALWAYS calls me that) You dislike this woman for the same reason you do all women. It's because you hate your mother."

To which I responded, "Fucking psychobabble BULLSHIT!"

What the flying crap? I hate nearly all women and I don't hate my mother. I mean, she's not my most favoritest person in the entire whole wide world but I don't hate her. Your psychiatrist kinda sucks.

Start packing some 'heat' on the beat. Something big and black...no..no..not like Samuel L. Jackson...i mean like a Sig and wear it real open.

Then get your, no doubt adorable, little daughter to skip along infront of you singin ' Mommy has lost her Ritalin ® tra-la-la'.

Dribbling helps too...

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

[...]' Mommy has lost her Ritalin ® tra-la-la'[...]





Gahahahahahaghabahbahbahbhbhabhabhahghabaghhbahaha !!!

That'll do it.



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quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

My shrink is no help either. I told him about her and he just smirked and wrote a bunch of stuff down. Then he crossed his other leg over, leaned back and said, "Elizabeth...(He ALWAYS calls me that) You dislike this woman for the same reason you do all women. It's because you hate your mother."

To which I responded, "Fucking psychobabble BULLSHIT!"



And I thought you were such a nice woman.

Failing that, go to her house for tea (or coffee) and ask to go to the toilet at somepoint (take your husband so he can distract her so she doesn't notice your gone for too long) and while your gone sneak into her bedroom and put curry powder in her underware.

She'll get the message.

Show her this thread?

quote:Originally posted by Demoiselle:

What the flying crap? I hate nearly all women and I don't hate my mother. I mean, she's not my most favoritest person in the entire whole wide world but I don't hate her. Your psychiatrist kinda sucks.



But I do hate my mother.

And my daughter has already offended her by going outside with me one afternoon and exclaiming, "Mommy, look at that big ass bird!"

And isn't ritalin some medication people give to kids to make them turn into mindless robots?:P