I haven't boned her yet because I am too afraid of having a kid. So she said "there is another hole for you". I was like heck yeah. Then today she kept telling me she wants my wang in her bum.

So I come to you S&A, seeking precautions, warning, tips, and general advice. I plan to wear a condom and get her really warmed up and horny beforehand. So what does S&A have to say?

i dont understand ppl;s attaction to anal, i dont wanna stick my solider into a shithole...

Stick it in the butt! Just remember the vaseline.

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Archives/Archive-000002/HTML/20040621-4-007942.html

Only serious reply so far...

if she wants it up the ass, then put it up her ass.

some bitches don't dig the lube..goes in to fast and hurts em. she seems open to the idea though already..sounds like she's had the ol poopdick before maybe? take your finger and put spit on it..smear in on the head of your dick and down the shaft some...it'll let you get it in and then you have to work the rest in slowly..eases em into it and they can relax better it seems. just remember..a little spit goes a long way lol

Do your Manly Duty, sir, you owe her your best shot. Remember to be gentle!

quote:Originally posted by Evil Furby Laugh:

"there is another hole for you"

That's so romantic I nearly cried

^^^ Me? Me...I nearly came-ded in my pants!

fucking yell ,

bite the pillow bitch im going in dry!

than when ur about to cum yell HOT SOUP!! then cum on her face

Make sure she dosent eat anything but juice for the 3 days prior and she washes her ass with soap, then use a condom with a decent amount of lube (not too much).

Read this story it's funny as hell and it's a lesson on wrong things to do for buttsecks, don't worry no pictues.

http://www.tuckermax.com/archi ves/entrie s/tucker_t ries_butts ex_hilarit y_does_not _ensue.phtml#278

Sorry if the link looks messed up, i tried my best.



[This message has been edited by Hate Crimez (edited 10-10-2006).]

RULE NUMBER ONE!

Make sure she takes a shit before hand, or your dick won't be the only thing in her bum.