As the title says. Every one likes to show off their sexy boyfriends and girlfriends.

Remember to ask for permission .

C'mon regulars, I've seen all of you, now lets see your partners.

[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 10-09-2006).]

He's a loose canon. (http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/de/200px-RIGGS.jpg)

Fucking Link

[This message has been edited by Forgotten (edited 10-09-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

He's a loose canon. (http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/de/200px-RIGGS.jpg)

Fucking Link



lol i was doing it for you! http://tinyurl.com/hmzt9

Thanks anyway.

Forgotten, wow, he's so good looking!

C'mon people, get my thread moving. I'd post a picture, but I don't want to get permission. I never want her finding out about totse

My Girl (http://tinypic.com/400toy1.jpg)

my most current sex partner here (http://myspace-703.vo.llnwd.net/01127/30/72/1127352703_l.jpg)

quote:Originally posted by Simplistic:

my most current sex partner here (http://myspace-703.vo.llnwd.net/01127/30/72/1127352703_l.jpg)

Damn! You have my props.

http://tinyurl.com/l8dto

... But that's just wishful thinking.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

I never want her finding out about totse

Good choice.

quote:Originally posted by Simplistic:

my most current sex partner here (http://myspace-703.vo.llnwd.net/01127/30/72/1127352703_l.jpg)



100% Grade A Bullshit. Present a picture of her that's not off myspace. No one on totse could fetch a 10 like that.

http://tinyurl.com/mvgec

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/6306/dsc02101uv9.jpg http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6262/dsc02103ro2.jpg http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8317/dsc02095bb1.jpg

She r0xx0r my s0xx0r.

Too bad you'll never be able to fist her with your giant fucking ogre hands!!!!!

Meh, I don't care for fisting, and I'm happy with the size of my hands.

The porn gods do not approve (http://givemepink.littlemidgets.com/images/fisting/fisting09.jpg)

http://tinyurl.com/oykoq

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

The porn gods do not approve (http://givemepink.littlemidgets.com/images/fisting/fisting09.jpg)

I fap'd.

quote:Originally posted by Simplistic:

my most current sex partner here (http://myspace-703.vo.llnwd.net/01127/30/72/1127352703_l.jpg)

what a slut.

http://tinyurl.com/r4r5w http://tinyurl.com/nrdck

I miss her so much

quote:Originally posted by Ouster:

I miss her so much

How long haven't you seen her for?

Do non-current partners count?

If so http://tinyurl.com/qthz5 http://tinyurl.com/s79sn

If not just don't click.

quote:Originally posted by Caustic:

Do non-current partners count?

If so http://tinyurl.com/qthz5 http://tinyurl.com/s79sn

If not just don't click.



OMFG, she is very good looking, i feel sorry you lost her. I am envious as fuck.

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

Meh, I don't care for fisting, and I'm happy with the size of my hands.

I have huge hands too. It's probably a sign of natural superiority or something.

quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:



OMFG, she is very good looking, i feel sorry you lost her. I am envious as fuck.

Cheers mate. I know the envy thing. Her new boyfriend is one lucky bastard.



[This message has been edited by Caustic (edited 10-10-2006).]

me and my most recent in my basement.

http://tinyurl.com/oavuw

[This message has been edited by J*A*D*A (edited 10-10-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by J*A*D*A:

me and my most recent in my basement.

http://tinyurl.com/oavuw



dude, alcohol is bad for you. just thought you should know.

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

dude, alcohol is bad for you. just thought you should know.

Who are you to talk about what's unhealthy for people tubs o' fun?

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/9012/cuuuuttteeeeqa5.jpg

my b/f

me and him before homecoming dance http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/7391/1003123nu4.jpg

http://i9.tinypic.com/2wnnsb9.jpg

The rest are top secret.

I forgot to add that she isn't my partner. Just a girl that I hang out with and have intercourse with.

[This message has been edited by y4m4 (edited 10-11-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by y4m4:

http://i9.tinypic.com/2wnnsb9.jpg

The rest are top secret.

I forgot to add that she isn't my partner. Just a girl that I hang out with and have intercourse with.



looks like a man to me

quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

Who are you to talk about what's unhealthy for people tubs o' fun?

i'm prettttty sure you're thinking of someone else.. also, don't make personal attacks after i made a joke. i love alcohol.

"tubs o' fun"? I look like a fucking meth head surfie, i'm not sure where you got the idea I was tubs o' fun. maybe you're mistaking me for another poster... on the other hand, maybe you're just trying to demean me in order to cover for your own insecurities.

forshame.

http://tinyurl.com/zlfw9

one of the two.



[This message has been edited by senorfrog (edited 10-11-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

dude, alcohol is bad for you. just thought you should know.



But at least she'll be good looking at the end of the night.

quote:Originally posted by veeDuB:



But at least she'll be good looking at the end of the night.

gold.

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i232/ViolentMonotreme/DSC00177.jpg http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i232/ViolentMonotreme/DSC00158.jpg

My ex girlfrien/current sex pal.

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/107/image011mj1.jpg

She been around since I was 13.

[This message has been edited by MEB3838 (edited 10-12-2006).]

http://tinyurl.com/fk4ea

Edit : Soon to be anyway, few more days.

[This message has been edited by Wog (edited 10-12-2006).]

http://tinyurl.com/rczpd

shes the chick, im the dude.

we are at nation...a now defunct dc nightclub.

[This message has been edited by Monox (edited 10-12-2006).]

*sigh*

http://tinyurl.com/qvtds

The one on the right. Yeah , we got back together.

omg its teh soooooper rave!

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

*sigh*

http://tinyurl.com/qvtds

The one on the right. Yeah , we got back together.

stop being hung up about it. people come into your life at different stages and times. there's no point in getting hung up over it if it's what you want, even if it isn't what you "should" want.

to quote Good Will Hunting, "You're not perfect sport, and let me save you the suspense, this girl you've met she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other."

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

stop being hung up about it. people come into your life at different stages and times. there's no point in getting hung up over it if it's what you want, even if it isn't what you "should" want.

to quote Good Will Hunting, "You're not perfect sport, and let me save you the suspense, this girl you've met she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other."

I just hate that people predicted it. They knew we'd get back together. Mohwell, shit happens. This just happen to be a really good shit .

hahahahaha, enjoy it for all of us who aren't getting any bro.

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

hahahahaha, enjoy it for all of us who aren't getting any bro.

Deal. Tomorrow, just because I love you, I'll make her call me "Garfunkel".

*fap fap fap*

=p

quote:Originally posted by Violent Monotreme:

http:/ /i73.photobucket.com/albums/i232/ViolentMonotreme/DSC00177.jpg (http: //i73.phot obucket.co m/albums/i 232/Violen tMonotreme /DSC00177. jpg) http:/ /i73.photobucket.com/albums/i232/ViolentMonotreme/DSC00158.jpg (http: //i73.phot obucket.co m/albums/i 232/Violen tMonotreme /DSC00158. jpg)

My ex girlfrien/current sex pal.

I hate you :\ I have a thing for asians, and that one is absolutely gorgious you a lucky guy.

nikki, girl I am currently with:

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c212/dchen2/1-1.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c212/dchen2/aa2.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c212/dchen2/nikki.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c212/dchen2/3-1.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c212/dchen2/4-1.jpg

And the ex:

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c212/dchen2/a.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c212/dchen2/b.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c212/dchen2/c.jpg

quote:Originally posted by dchen:

nikki, girl I am currently with:



And the ex:

Nikki is hot as, and has great fashion sense (or atleast that dress is amazingly hot). So score!

But your ex looks like a pig-dog.

Ouch... first time I ever heard that about my ex... I admit she isn't conventionally beautiful but what got to me was the fact she looked pleasantly different (aka exotic). Also, can't see in pics but in person her personality and voice make her seem much hotter... oh well, everyone to their own I guess. It was fun while it lasted though...

Yeah, definitely can't say nikki looks like a pig/dog though . Halfies (poly/white) in my experience have the highest chance of being ridiculously hot and nikki is a example of one of them...

kinda funny, I've known her for the last three years or so and when I first met and befriended her (when she was 17) she was pretty, just much less so than now and fairly fashionable. Then all of a sudden like a year after I met her she really blossomed, got into awesome shape, and starting really wearing some banging clothes (I believe that fashion sense came from her cousin who is a fashion designer... I imagined she gave nikki some guidance.) When she got really hot a ton of other guys started going after her and I thought for sure I would have no chance but I was proven wrong .

Since you like her dress so much, here is another pic of her in it along with some shots from when I got my new used car (it is a lexus GS430... good looking, reliable, and with a 300hp V8, pretty darn fast too!)

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c212/dchen2/2-1.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c212/dchen2/6-1.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c212/dchen2/7-1.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c212/dchen2/8-1.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c212/dchen2/9-1.jpg

[This message has been edited by dchen (edited 10-12-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by dchen:

Since you like her dress so much, here is another pic of her in it

Awww, she's still amazingly beautiful but she really ruined it by wearing jeans with that dress.

Tell your babe that that dress is to be worn alone! She will blow people's minds if she does.

P.S. Fuck...nice car!

[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 10-12-2006).]

haha, i agree about the dress should be worn alone... it will truely be mind blowing! In the bedroom that is! We just got out of a Club in Phoenix when her pix was taken and in public (even when clubbing) the dress would have to be much longer to be considered semi-decent. Plus I dunno about where you live, but in Arizona its really in right now to wear these ultra high end designer jeans when clubbing in ritzy clubs (like the ones up in Scottsdale) for both gals and guys.

I live in Melbourne. That skirt would be acceptible worn on it's own in Melbourne. In Melbourne, generally, classy girls wear dresses. Classy girls also wear high end designer jeans but thats more of a 'casual' look.

Man, I can't wait to go clubbing around the world. All the different fashions, trends, etc. Isn't Arizona the desert? So wouldn't heaps of the girls be really tanned up there?

The ex.

So gorgeous. (http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/5246/untitleddu2.jpg)

And again. (http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8250/forpeter008og8.jpg)

I still miss her.

Wow, australia! Haha, sounds pretty exotic to me... yeah, Arizona is a gigantic desert, pretty nice place to live still, especially in the fall and winter time. We haven't gotten hit as hard by the ridiculously fast rising house prices and there is always happening on the weekends.

Got one more year of school left, graduating with a degree in corporate finance and I am trying to land a job with a management consulting firm so I can fly around and see the world a bit. Other than going back to China to visit relatives every several years, I have not been out of the country yet.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:



Man, I can't wait to go clubbing around the world. All the different fashions, trends, etc.

it's lots of fun bro. Amsterdam has some fucking sick clubs, same with Prague. couldn't get the pill hook up in either place though

got coke in the 'dam though.

my girlfriend. shes beautiful, and has great personality too.

http://i9.tinypic.com/2q3onqc.jpg http://i10.tinypic.com/2n172mq.jpg

i'm pretty happy with her.

i bet she has a hairy pussy

quote:Originally posted by J*A*D*A:

i bet she has a hairy pussy

i bet you charm ALL the ladies with lines like that.

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

i bet you charm ALL the ladies with lines like that.

youd be suprised.

quote:Originally posted by J*A*D*A:

youd be suprised.

haha, i was giving you shit. nice work taking it in your stride.

i know what you mean.

I found that Nicky girl rather attractive.

She has lovely cheek and jaw bones.

haha, thanks... putting the asian in the caucasian usually turns out very purty.

P.S., its nikki... I believe nicky is a guy's name and nikki definitely is not a guy .

http://i10.tinypic.com/2uz2lhi.jpg

there

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Fuck off with the hands already. We already know your a loser.

My ho http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=2q99i6v

My bo http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=2n898as

Deleted picture. Cunt.

[This message has been edited by Chronos139 (edited 10-24-2006).]

DO NOT SPAM!

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 10-17-2006).]

Cheese?

And no, her pussy's quite unhairy.

[This message has been edited by Chronos139 (edited 10-15-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:



Cheese?

And no, her pussy's quite unhairy.

Oh. Her teeth look YELLOW.

quote:Originally posted by thorazine50x:

Oh. Her teeth look YELLOW.



Yeah they kind of do on that picture I suppose.

They aren't though.

quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:



Yeah they kind of do on that picture I suppose.

They aren't though.

It's all good.

She looks like the type that doesn't like to give head though?

quote:Originally posted by thorazine50x:

It's all good.

She looks like the type that doesn't like to give head though?



Looks can be deceiving.

quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:



Looks can be deceiving.

I see.

Ever get her to toss your salad?

quote:Originally posted by thorazine50x:

I see.

Ever get her to toss your salad?



...meaning?

http ://myspace -876.vo.llnwd.net/01082/67/83/1082673876_m.jpg (http: //myspace- 876.vo.lln wd.net/010 82/67/83/1 082673876_ m.jpg)

One of three now. I think we are breaking up though.

[This message has been edited by senorfrog (edited 10-16-2006).]

Here's my girlfriend. Her name's Laura.

I think she is the most beautiful girl in the world, and I would do anything for her...

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/5302/laura3gc8.jpg http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2114/laurami3.jpg http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/3058/laura2in3.jpg http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2859/laura3sq8.jpg

[This message has been edited by Friendly Hater (edited 10-16-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Friendly Hater:

Here's my girlfriend. Her name's Laura.

I think she's beautiful...

http://i mg145.imag eshack.us/img145/7955/laurabodydm2.jpg (http: //img145.i mageshack. us/img145/ 7955/laura bodydm2.jp g) http ://img145. imageshack .us/img145/42/laurauq6.jpg (http: //img145.i mageshack. us/img145/ 42/laurauq 6.jpg) ht tp://img14 5.imagesha ck.us/img145/937/laura2cg7.jpg (http: //img145.i mageshack. us/img145/ 937/laura2 cg7.jpg) h ttp://img1 45.imagesh ack.us/img145/7739/laura3cl3.jpg (http: //img145.i mageshack. us/img145/ 7739/laura 3cl3.jpg) h ttp://img1 45.imagesh ack.us/img145/9346/laura3hw5.jpg (http: //img145.i mageshack. us/img145/ 9346/laura 3hw5.jpg)

wow.

quote:Originally posted by Friendly Hater:

Here's my girlfriend. Her name's Laura.

I think she's beautiful...

http://i mg145.imag eshack.us/img145/7955/laurabodydm2.jpg (http: //img145.i mageshack. us/img145/ 7955/laura bodydm2.jp g) http ://img145. imageshack .us/img145/42/laurauq6.jpg (http: //img145.i mageshack. us/img145/ 42/laurauq 6.jpg) ht tp://img14 5.imagesha ck.us/img145/937/laura2cg7.jpg (http: //img145.i mageshack. us/img145/ 937/laura2 cg7.jpg) h ttp://img1 45.imagesh ack.us/img145/7739/laura3cl3.jpg (http: //img145.i mageshack. us/img145/ 7739/laura 3cl3.jpg) h ttp://img1 45.imagesh ack.us/img145/9346/laura3hw5.jpg (http: //img145.i mageshack. us/img145/ 9346/laura 3hw5.jpg)

She's very pretty.

quote:Originally posted by Friendly Hater:

I think she is the most beautiful girl in the world, and I would do anything for her

For gods sake man, I just ate!

(that's a comment regarding that message, not what your GF looks like btw

quote:Originally posted by Friendly Hater:

Here's my girlfriend. Her name's Laura.

I think she is the most beautiful girl in the world, and I would do anything for her...

h ttp://img2 22.imagesh ack.us/img222/5302/laura3gc8.jpg (http: //img222.i mageshack. us/img222/ 5302/laura 3gc8.jpg) ht tp://img22 2.imagesha ck.us/img222/2114/laurami3.jpg (http: //img222.i mageshack. us/img222/ 2114/laura mi3.jpg) h ttp://img2 22.imagesh ack.us/img222/3058/laura2in3.jpg (http: //img222.i mageshack. us/img222/ 3058/laura 2in3.jpg) h ttp://img2 22.imagesh ack.us/img222/2859/laura3sq8.jpg (http: //img222.i mageshack. us/img222/ 2859/laura 3sq8.jpg)



I like this pic of her http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2114/laurami3.jpg

Goodjob..all the other girls on here bah.

quote:Originally posted by Friendly Hater:

Here's my girlfriend. Her name's Laura.

I think she is the most beautiful girl in the world, and I would do anything for her...



I would kill my girlfriend for your girlfriend. Just say the word...

^you should kill her anyway

my girl http://tinyurl.com/vqhd9

quote:Originally posted by Friendly Hater:

Here's my girlfriend. Her name's Laura.

I think she is the most beautiful girl in the world, and I would do anything for her...

h ttp://img2 22.imagesh ack.us/img222/5302/laura3gc8.jpg (http: //img222.i mageshack. us/img222/ 5302/laura 3gc8.jpg) ht tp://img22 2.imagesha ck.us/img222/2114/laurami3.jpg (http: //img222.i mageshack. us/img222/ 2114/laura mi3.jpg) h ttp://img2 22.imagesh ack.us/img222/3058/laura2in3.jpg (http: //img222.i mageshack. us/img222/ 3058/laura 2in3.jpg) h ttp://img2 22.imagesh ack.us/img222/2859/laura3sq8.jpg (http: //img222.i mageshack. us/img222/ 2859/laura 3sq8.jpg)



If i were single.....i'd probably siihp.

quote:Originally posted by Violent Monotreme:

http:/ /i73.photobucket.com/albums/i232/ViolentMonotreme/DSC00177.jpg (http: //i73.phot obucket.co m/albums/i 232/Violen tMonotreme /DSC00177. jpg) http:/ /i73.photobucket.com/albums/i232/ViolentMonotreme/DSC00158.jpg (http: //i73.phot obucket.co m/albums/i 232/Violen tMonotreme /DSC00158. jpg)

My ex girlfrien/current sex pal.

Dude, is that a hookah i spy?

+1

quote:Originally posted by Friendly Hater:

Here's my girlfriend. Her name's Laura.

I think she is the most beautiful girl in the world, and I would do anything for her...

h ttp://img2 22.imagesh ack.us/img222/5302/laura3gc8.jpg (http: //img222.i mageshack. us/img222/ 5302/laura 3gc8.jpg) ht tp://img22 2.imagesha ck.us/img222/2114/laurami3.jpg (http: //img222.i mageshack. us/img222/ 2114/laura mi3.jpg) h ttp://img2 22.imagesh ack.us/img222/3058/laura2in3.jpg (http: //img222.i mageshack. us/img222/ 3058/laura 2in3.jpg) h ttp://img2 22.imagesh ack.us/img222/2859/laura3sq8.jpg (http: //img222.i mageshack. us/img222/ 2859/laura 3sq8.jpg)



wtf is so great about this girl just walk trhough the halls at school and you see 50 of them. i dont understand why everyone on here thinks this is amazing while having 11 inch penises

My girl Libbie. Incredible pussy. Not bad head either. Small tits though. http://i10.tinypic.com/43cvb0y.jpg

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

As the title says. Every one likes to show off their sexy boyfriends and girlfriends.

Remember to ask for permission .

C'mon regulars, I've seen all of you, now lets see your partners.





arquin, I'm sorry about all the nasty shit I said about you. You're a decent guy. I guess I got the wrong end of the stick.



Thing is, I've done all the single stuff like clubbing and going home with a different guy every night. And I was a horrible person then.

It was quite a wakeup call to find that I was a pretty horrible person when I changed myself completely into a 'good girl' for the sake of love.

Fuckit, this probably doesent makes any sense. cheap nasty lambrusshco does that.

To be honest, I wouldnt mind grinding with you at a club, going home with you, cooking you breakfast the next day then dissapearing.

girlfriend http://tinyurl.com/yl9xcl

http://tinyurl.com/ygs3wg

http://tinyurl.com/yedt25

[This message has been edited by LucifyRe (edited 10-16-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:



arquin, I'm sorry about all the nasty shit I said about you. You're a decent guy. I guess I got the wrong end of the stick.



Thing is, I've done all the single stuff like clubbing and going home with a different guy every night. And I was a horrible person then.

It was quite a wakeup call to find that I was a pretty horrible person when I changed myself completely into a 'good girl' for the sake of love.

Fuckit, this probably doesent makes any sense. cheap nasty lambrusshco does that.

To be honest, I wouldnt mind grinding with you at a club, going home with you, cooking you breakfast the next day then dissapearing.



I love that wine.

I don't think you can get smashed on any less money. 6 dollars for a quart.

my girl is the blonde. they're always having parties like this!

http://tinyurl.com/uq422

http://tinypic.com/4hhle7s.jpg

Fling #1 (From 4 Months Ago) : http://tinyurl.com/y89wfv / http://tinyurl.com/y965bw

Fling #2 (From a month ago): http://tinyurl.com/y4amha

And my GF of 18 Months (Those 2 flings happened while we were broke up)

http://tinyurl.com/y4642f / http://tinyurl.com/y6rlnz

NoxxtragexTc..... Id say the flings were 10 times hotter than your gf now.

Not to dis, but some of the people on here have some really odd/ugly partners.. both male and female..

Maybe I just have a really weird sense of hot or notness..

And I'd say you're correct. But flings are flings for a reason...

Flings dont wake up and cook me breakfest before I go to work, clean the house when I'm at work, Do my laundry, Keep track of my bills. Etc Etc Etc.

The flings were both gorgeous and I loved every second of it, But from that was also high-maintenanceness and the lack of doing all the stuff my current GF does.

To me having a good house wife who isn't ugly but is by no means hot as hell, is more important than having a waste of a girlfriend who expects you to buy things for her while she does nothing in return.. It doesnt matter how hot she is.

Plus... and it doesn't make sense... but my not as good looking girl is 10x better in bed than both of them combined

My cuddly emo faggy boyfriend thing.

http://tinyurl.com/yk2n7b

quote:Originally posted by Kimness:

My cuddly emo faggy boyfriend thing.

http://tinyurl.com/yk2n7b

I think I know your boyfriend. What's his last name?

Also, yoyo, I'm flattered . I'd be all like "Oi, wanna root?", making you swoon at my sexy Australian accent.

But seriously, I hope you've been going well/moving on with things.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

I think I know your boyfriend. What's his last name?

Also, yoyo, I'm flattered . I'd be all like "Oi, wanna root?", making you swoon at my sexy Australian accent.

But seriously, I hope you've been going well/moving on with things.

be a man about things Arquin.

The correct line is either "oi luv, what's say you and me get a case o' Carlton and head to the back of me panel van" or...

"You are what you eat.... and tomorrow, I plan to be you."

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

"You are what you eat.... and tomorrow, I plan to be you."

I'm an oral virgin. Never eaten out a chick. Not even my gf.

So I'd go with the Carltons and the panel van.

I one day want to try the borat line "I want to make a romance inside of you" or "Do you want to come back to the hotel with me? And by hotel I mean my friend's station wagon"

If they ever work, I am god.

YOU'VE NEVER DONE ORAL?!?!

I have nothing to contribute here, hopefully I will soon though. I'm on the hunt at the moment.

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

YOU'VE NEVER DONE ORAL?!?!

Nope .

I've wanted to. But...yeah. No rush.

I'd only go down on a girlfriend. I'm not putting my face near some random's cunt.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:



I'm not putting my face near some random's cunt.

It's the ultimate thrill. Like russian roulette but with cold-sores.

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:

It's the ultimate thrill. Like russian roulette but with cold-sores.

I just nearly pissed myself.

quote:Originally posted by happy_one_hit:

Damn! You have my props.

damn he should have everyones props

quote:Originally posted by outcast234:

Not to dis, but some of the people on here have some really odd/ugly partners.. both male and female..

Maybe I just have a really weird sense of hot or notness..

i agree wiht you so we might be the only ones

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/DSC01560.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/DSC01584.jpg

Oh god, I can't get over how fucking gorgeous he is!

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

http:/ /i3.photob ucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/DSC01560.jpg (http: //i3.photo bucket.com /albums/y8 2/Chelseus /DSC01560. jpg)

http:/ /i3.photob ucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/DSC01584.jpg (http: //i3.photo bucket.com /albums/y8 2/Chelseus /DSC01584. jpg)

Oh god, I can't get over how fucking gorgeous he is!



Damn you been building that dude up so much...I'd have to say he looks pretty ooglay. Looks like Elijah Wood.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

http:/ /i3.photob ucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/DSC01560.jpg (http: //i3.photo bucket.com /albums/y8 2/Chelseus /DSC01560. jpg)

http:/ /i3.photob ucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/DSC01584.jpg (http: //i3.photo bucket.com /albums/y8 2/Chelseus /DSC01584. jpg)

Oh god, I can't get over how fucking gorgeous he is!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..... "deep breath" ........hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

http:/ /i3.photob ucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/DSC01560.jpg (http: //i3.photo bucket.com /albums/y8 2/Chelseus /DSC01560. jpg)

http:/ /i3.photob ucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/DSC01584.jpg (http: //i3.photo bucket.com /albums/y8 2/Chelseus /DSC01584. jpg)

Oh god, I can't get over how fucking gorgeous he is!

you must need glasses to think that thing is gorgeous! he's alright, but by no means gorgeous

Don't listen to them Sick boy! I think he's kinda cute. For a guy.

PS: Come on msn once in a while.

[This message has been edited by rabbitweed (edited 10-17-2006).]

That 70s Show' Hyde's little brother?

Haha, thanks rabbitweed. I'll make a special trip to MSN just for you soon, lol.

I think my boyfriend's gorgeousness just doesn't translate so much into pictures. But it real life, everyone tells me how good looking he is. Even some of my straight male friends have commented on how handsome he is, lol.

But it's his personality that really makes him sexy!

Ah, I'm so lucky!

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Haha, thanks rabbitweed. I'll make a special trip to MSN just for you soon, lol.

I think my boyfriend's gorgeousness just doesn't translate so much into pictures. But it real life, everyone tells me how good looking he is. Even some of my straight male friends have commented on how handsome he is, lol.

But it's his personality that really makes him sexy!

Ah, I'm so lucky!

Then for god's sake, tie the fucking knot already!

=P

quote:Originally posted by y4m4:

http://i9.tinypic.com/2wnnsb9.jpg

The rest are top secret.

I forgot to add that she isn't my partner. Just a girl that I hang out with and have intercourse with.



I DO THINK IT IS POSSIBLE TO CONTRACT EBOLA FROM INTERCOURSE. FUCK A CONDOM I HOPE YOU USED A RADIATION SUIT!





[This message has been edited by 057list (edited 10-20-2006).]

Damn... all you ulgy people getting all these good looking mates.

Maybe my personality just stinks...

http://myspace-409.vo.llnwd.net/01173/90/43/1173123409_l.jpg

quote:Originally posted by Win A Free Ipod:

Damn... all you ulgy people getting all these good looking mates.

Maybe my personality just stinks...

Maybe.

Or...people are just like horses, and the good ones are harder to break . Hang in there. I broke her good!

Bump

Aww, he's so adorable. I love him.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g22/Amoxicellin/kierlovesponies.png http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g22/Amoxicellin/0902062059.jpg http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g22/Amoxicellin/KK.jpg

http://tinyurl.com/y92kck http://tinyurl.com/ucx7f

Thats my girl.

The Girl I'm going to marry.



[This message has been edited by liquid.force (edited 10-23-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by liquid.force:



The Girl I'm going to marry.



*touches wood for Liquid.force*

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/sexyy.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/chesthair.jpg

*masturbates furiously*

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

http://i3 .photobuck et.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/sexyy.jpg (http: //i3.photo bucket.com /albums/y8 2/Chelseus /sexyy.jpg )

http: //i3.photo bucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/chesthair.jpg (http: //i3.photo bucket.com /albums/y8 2/Chelseus /chesthair .jpg)

*masturbates furiously*

WHY?

quote:Originally posted by Shattered_innocence:

http:// img90.imag eshack.us/img90/9012/cuuuuttteeeeqa5.jpg (http: //img90.im ageshack.u s/img90/90 12/cuuuutt teeeeqa5.j pg)

my b/f

me and him before homecoming dance http://img 221.images hack.us/img221/7391/1003123nu4.jpg (http: //img221.i mageshack. us/img221/ 7391/10031 23nu4.jpg)

he looks rather nerdy in the second picture lol

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

*fap fap fap*

=p



my baby boy

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n255/katiswallows/katiesphotos050.jpg

[QUOTE]Originally posted by alshotsexysilly16:

[B] my baby boy

trying again blah

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n255/katiswallows/katiesphotos050.jpg

New girlfriend:

http://tinyurl.com/y9caze http://tinyurl.com/y6t8f5

Comments welcome

My girlfriend....

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/7640/5446oc0.jpg

[This message has been edited by evolvertwok (edited 10-23-2006).]

for the first time in my totse history, i can say i'll get a pic of my girlfriend up as soon as i get one uploaded to the computer.

quote:Originally posted by The Exile:

New girlfriend:

http://tinyurl.com/y9caze http://tinyurl.com/y6t8f5

Comments welcome



she is pretty.

quote:Originally posted by The Exile:

New girlfriend:

http://tinyurl.com/y9caze http://tinyurl.com/y6t8f5

Comments welcome

yeah, i'd put one through her.

:P

LAWL!!

Ex girlfriend Ali.

What happened: We were dating for 2 years and in love, but then, some asshole came and took her away from me.

I have hated him ever since. We are still best friends and she wants to get back with me but doesn't want to cheat again.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/st000pid1/n1033680146_30014638_9253.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/st000pid1/1330943643_l.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/st000pid1/aef11.jpg

The Girl:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/killtehinternet/HPIM1005.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/killtehinternet/HPIM1030.jpg

...is why i love italy.

In a lighter moment:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/killtehinternet/brisaljher.jpg

quote:Originally posted by killtehinternet:

The Girl:



In a lighter moment:

http:/ /img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/killtehinternet/brisaljher.jpg (http: //img.phot obucket.co m/albums/v 89/killteh internet/b risaljher. jpg)



She matched her coke with a red jump suit.

quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:



She matched her coke with a red jump suit.



She does these things from time to time

quote:Originally posted by Monox:

http://tinyurl.com/rczpd

shes the chick, im the dude.

we are at nation...a now defunct dc nightclub.





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

quote:Originally posted by Friendly Hater:

Here's my girlfriend. Her name's Laura.

I think she is the most beautiful girl in the world, and I would do anything for her...

h ttp://img2 22.imagesh ack.us/img222/5302/laura3gc8.jpg (http: //img222.i mageshack. us/img222/ 5302/laura 3gc8.jpg) ht tp://img22 2.imagesha ck.us/img222/2114/laurami3.jpg (http: //img222.i mageshack. us/img222/ 2114/laura mi3.jpg) h ttp://img2 22.imagesh ack.us/img222/3058/laura2in3.jpg (http: //img222.i mageshack. us/img222/ 3058/laura 2in3.jpg) h ttp://img2 22.imagesh ack.us/img222/2859/laura3sq8.jpg (http: //img222.i mageshack. us/img222/ 2859/laura 3sq8.jpg)





She has beautiful green eyes...

new partner this weekend

http://tinyurl.com/ygfnqf

not the one sitting on my lap its the one next to her and the girl in the back was in my other post.

http://tinyurl.com/ym2r2a

another picture of her shes on the right.

quote:Originally posted by I_like_pie:

Ex girlfriend Ali.

http://im g.photobucket.com/albums/v308/st000pid1/1330943643_l.jpg (http: //img.phot obucket.co m/albums/v 308/st000p id1/133094 3643_l.jpg )

I absolutely love her in this knife picture.

I'm suprised no one flamed me and said OMFG ur GF is so ugly, I have faith in totse now .

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:

It's the ultimate thrill. Like russian roulette but with cold-sores.

Give that man the Noble prize.

sick boy that guy must have a great fucking personality

http://tinyurl.com/ye9nb6

That is not what I look like. That is just me at 7AM getting my picture taken by her cousin, who I hate. Also, I never smile for any picture I take; I just can't force myself. Not only that, it is a life goal that I never have a picture of me smiling...ever.

quote:Originally posted by Caustic:

Do non-current partners count?

If so http://tinyurl.com/qthz5 http://tinyurl.com/s79sn

If not just don't click.

Good job. I'd cream on her crop.

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

http://im g246.image shack.us/img246/6306/dsc02101uv9.jpg (http: //img246.i mageshack. us/img246/ 6306/dsc02 101uv9.jpg ) http://im g141.image shack.us/img141/6262/dsc02103ro2.jpg (http: //img141.i mageshack. us/img141/ 6262/dsc02 103ro2.jpg ) h ttp://img8 0.imagesha ck.us/img80/8317/dsc02095bb1.jpg (http: //img80.im ageshack.u s/img80/83 17/dsc0209 5bb1.jpg)

She r0xx0r my s0xx0r.

white & nerdy

here's my girlfriend. her=freshmen. me=sophomore. high school, obviously.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/RogueEagle/michelle1.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/RogueEagle/michelle2.jpg

that which curbs my bloodlust. haha. she makes me happy. its a great change from how i was previously.

[This message has been edited by jvm222 (edited 10-30-2006).]

I don't have a partner, but I will post pics of all the girls I've slept with (except my first, because that was years ago and I havn't got a pic of her).

In chronological order -

Lydia (no pic)

Liane - http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/2227/1ig3.jpg

Chanelle - http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/1069/2nj4.jpg

Naomi - http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/4562/3tv7.jpg

Christine - http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/9340/8jq7.jpg

Sophie - http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/2752/4jo6.jpg

Laura - http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/9075/5dj3.jpg

Laura - http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/3019/6qh4.jpg

Jenn - http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/8191/7sk1.jpg



And damn, most of them were fucking amazing in bed. One of them squirts. One did anal. Several were screamers. Two on this list had a threesome with me. One was 11 years older than me haha! One was a girlfriend for 2.5 years. Several are still friends. Three were one night stands. Others were failed relationships.

quote:Originally posted by RogueEagle91:

here's my girlfriend. her=freshmen. me=sophomore. high school, obviously.

h ttp://img. photobucket.com/albums/v298/RogueEagle/michelle1.jpg (http: //img.phot obucket.co m/albums/v 298/RogueE agle/miche lle1.jpg) h ttp://img. photobucket.com/albums/v298/RogueEagle/michelle2.jpg (http: //img.phot obucket.co m/albums/v 298/RogueE agle/miche lle2.jpg)

that which curbs my bloodlust. haha. she makes me happy. its a great change from how i was previously.

WHERE ARE HER EYEBROWS!!

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

WHERE ARE HER EYEBROWS!!

i've pondered this many times, myself. and, admitedly, it freaked me out a bit when i first met her.

edit

[This message has been edited by jvm222 (edited 10-25-2006).]

she my sexxy

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m118/stupidfag1/1090156991_l.jpg

quote:Originally posted by moo:

she my sexxy

http:// i102.photobucket.com/albums/m118/stupidfag1/1090156991_l.jpg (http: //i102.pho tobucket.c om/albums/ m118/stupi dfag1/1090 156991_l.j pg)

HAWT!!! How did you get to date a model!

quote:Originally posted by naive_wisdom:

And damn, most of them were fucking amazing in bed. One of them squirts. One did anal. Several were screamers. Two on this list had a threesome with me. One was 11 years older than me haha! One was a girlfriend for 2.5 years. Several are still friends. Three were one night stands. Others were failed relationships.

Have you gotten uglier, or did your standards drop?

The first girl was absolutly smoking hot, like, god damn!

Then it works it's way down, to a girl that looks like she has a mild case of downsyndrome.

No offense, but if you could get Liane, I have no idea why you got Jen.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Have you gotten uglier, or did your standards drop?

The first girl was absolutly smoking hot, like, god damn!

Then it works it's way down, to a girl that looks like she has a mild case of downsyndrome.

No offense, but if you could get Liane, I have no idea why you got Jen.

Haha my standards dropped I guess. Liane was my long-term girl (who I'm kinda seeing again - weird), but after we broke up I just was getting whatever I could. Like I said, some were drunken one night stands.

quote:Originally posted by naive_wisdom:

I don't have a partner, but I will post pics of all the girls I've slept with (except my first, because that was years ago and I havn't got a pic of her).

In chronological order -

Lydia (no pic)

Liane - http:/ /img242.im ageshack.u s/img242/2227/1ig3.jpg (http: //img242.i mageshack. us/img242/ 2227/1ig3. jpg)

Chanelle - http:/ /img270.im ageshack.u s/img270/1069/2nj4.jpg (http: //img270.i mageshack. us/img270/ 1069/2nj4. jpg)

Naomi - http:/ /img270.im ageshack.u s/img270/4562/3tv7.jpg (http: //img270.i mageshack. us/img270/ 4562/3tv7. jpg)

Christine - http:/ /img242.im ageshack.u s/img242/9340/8jq7.jpg (http: //img242.i mageshack. us/img242/ 9340/8jq7. jpg)

Sophie - http:/ /img129.im ageshack.u s/img129/2752/4jo6.jpg (http: //img129.i mageshack. us/img129/ 2752/4jo6. jpg)

Laura - http:/ /img242.im ageshack.u s/img242/9075/5dj3.jpg (http: //img242.i mageshack. us/img242/ 9075/5dj3. jpg)

Laura - http:/ /img242.im ageshack.u s/img242/3019/6qh4.jpg (http: //img242.i mageshack. us/img242/ 3019/6qh4. jpg)

Jenn - http:/ /img242.im ageshack.u s/img242/8191/7sk1.jpg (http: //img242.i mageshack. us/img242/ 8191/7sk1. jpg)



And damn, most of them were fucking amazing in bed. One of them squirts. One did anal. Several were screamers. Two on this list had a threesome with me. One was 11 years older than me haha! One was a girlfriend for 2.5 years. Several are still friends. Three were one night stands. Others were failed relationships.

DAMN! Chanelle is fucking hot as hell! How old are you?

quote:Originally posted by naive_wisdom:

Haha my standards dropped I guess. Liane was my long-term girl (who I'm kinda seeing again - weird), but after we broke up I just was getting whatever I could. Like I said, some were drunken one night stands.

Yeah, first two were the best mate



[This message has been edited by Twiggy (edited 10-26-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Shizm:

DAMN! Chanelle is fucking hot as hell! How old are you?

I'm 19 going on 20.

quote:Originally posted by Twiggy:

Yeah, first two were the best mate





Haha I know! And guess what, the first is the squirter, and the second done anal. So not bad choices hey haha. And I'm still kinda involved with both of them in a weird kinda fucked up way.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g317/killakane_187/damn.jpg

quote:Originally posted by frunk:

htt p://i59.ph otobucket.com/albums/g317/killakane_187/damn.jpg (http: //i59.phot obucket.co m/albums/g 317/killak ane_187/da mn.jpg)

Haha I like the other people taking photo's as well. I guess a hot ass just can't not be photographed!

quote:Originally posted by naive_wisdom:

Haha I like the other people taking photo's as well. I guess a hot ass just can't not be photographed!

amen to that brother. world class asses should be shared with the world.

quote:Originally posted by unluckymoney:

white & nerdy

I wouldn't want it any other way.

http://tinyurl.com/ymkex7

my panties just slid to the ground again.

my boyfriend's too hot for me.

uhhh did ne1 notice that it looks alot like frunk's pic wuz at a strip-joint O.o i unno or nething but did kinda notice teh ol' grindin' pole :P

quote:Originally posted by naive_wisdom:

Laura - http:/ /img242.im ageshack.u s/img242/9075/5dj3.jpg (http: //img242.i mageshack. us/img242/ 9075/5dj3. jpg)



Why does it look like she's been photoshopped against that background?

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

I would kill my girlfriend for your girlfriend. Just say the word...

I'm still scrolling through the thread but that made me literally lol. =]

And Friendly Hater - your bitch is fine.

quote:Originally posted by J*A*D*A:

me and my most recent in my basement.

http://tinyurl.com/oavuw





LOL! i was expecting her to be chained up in a cage..

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Have you gotten uglier, or did your standards drop?

The first girl was absolutly smoking hot, like, god damn!

Then it works it's way down, to a girl that looks like she has a mild case of downsyndrome.

No offense, but if you could get Liane, I have no idea why you got Jen.



Fuck dude, you're making me literally lol so much in this thread it made me fart.

quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:



100% Grade A Bullshit. Present a picture of her that's not off myspace. No one on totse could fetch a 10 like that.

I can/do moron. not all of us are fucking mongloids like you. We don't have our fat tubby gut hanging over our pants with bags of cheetos and cans of mt. dew strewn over the desk.

/life

quote:Originally posted by acid_drop:

I can/do moron. not all of us are fucking mongloids like you. We don't have our fat tubby gut hanging over our pants with bags of cheetos and cans of mt. dew strewn over the desk.

/life

Your first mistake was reading what Tweedledum types.

Your second mistake was thinking about what Tweedledum says.

http://www.6URL.com/0Z38 (On Left) http://www.6URL.com/0Z37 (In Pink) http://www.6URL.com/0Z39 (On Right)

Known this girl since I was 9.

Here's a few from my more recent past. Enjoy.

An ex-girlfriend and I http://tinyurl.com/y5dugv

Dated her over the summer, I'm on the left http://tinyurl.com/yx3s7p

quote:Originally posted by Fanglekai:

Here's a few from my more recent past. Enjoy.

An ex-girlfriend and I http://tinyurl.com/y5dugv

Dated her over the summer, I'm on the left http://tinyurl.com/yx3s7p

wowzers. not at all what i was expecting.

quote:Originally posted by AquaX:

I'm suprised no one flamed me and said OMFG ur GF is so ugly, I have faith in totse now .

wasn't that girl you said you got drunk and fuxed and now she was in love and shits? pig-dog!!

quote:Originally posted by RedShift00:

pig-dog!!



roffle

My sexual partner: http://tinyurl.com/scx9f

Long time fuck buddy(the one on the right): http://tinyurl.com/yadvav

quote:Originally posted by Rocko:

My sexual partner: http://tinyurl.com/scx9f

Is that a catholic priest's hand?

quote:Originally posted by Rocko:

My sexual partner: http://tinyurl.com/scx9f

You're fucking the pope's hand?

That's the holy grail of masturbation.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

http:/ /i3.photob ucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/DSC01560.jpg (http: //i3.photo bucket.com /albums/y8 2/Chelseus /DSC01560. jpg)

http:/ /i3.photob ucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/DSC01584.jpg (http: //i3.photo bucket.com /albums/y8 2/Chelseus /DSC01584. jpg)

Oh god, I can't get over how fucking gorgeous he is!

pfffft, drop the zero and get with the drunk musician!

http://tinyurl.com/yze3xs

Us in Bed

http://tinyurl.com/ydzk66

Him at Work

http://tinyurl.com/k9jnw

Us in a Car

i'm so lonely

my ex has a new boyfriend and i'm still all alone getting smashed every waking moment. *teaR* Karma totally doesnt exist!

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Did I have anybody going? i'd MUCH rather be getting smashed every weekend.

http://tinyurl.com/wfll7

^^ you are a cunt.

quote:Originally posted by Mister-Sawed-Off:

http://tinyurl.com/wfll7

^^ dont click this link.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

wowzers. not at all what i was expecting.

Thanks. I think I have good taste in women

She was a bunny for halloween http://www.6URL.com/0Z58 http://www.6URL.com/0Z59

quote:Originally posted by AstronomyDomine:

She was a bunny for halloween http://www.6URL.com/0Z58 http://www.6URL.com/0Z59

Hmm, that reminds me...I drove by a KICK ASS halloween party last night. I nearly invited myself in.