http://tinyurl.com/p32te

I really wanna know =( Everyone says it's deformed

Owned by genes.

Looks like a zebra's head, nyuck nyuck nyuck....

But seriously though, it's probably ok.

As long as you get a nice erection out of it, it probably doesn't matter. Unless of course that is your erection then I don't know what to say.

anyone else think of Alf when they saw that?

quote:Originally posted by NoSkills:

anyone else think of Alf when they saw that?

That made me chuckle.

Looks like a normal penis to me. Maybe trim the pubes next time you take a pic though? I almost gagged while eating a sandwich with alfalfa on it.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Looks like a normal penis to me. Maybe trim the pubes next time you take a pic though? I almost gagged while eating a sandwich with alfalfa on it.

that made me laugh.

I'm a hairy person, but hairy aside..

People seem to think my penis is deformed, and I can't figure it out. that's 100% grade A all natural flaccid penis right there..

there's nothing as a deform penis, they all look a little different.

...but man I'm gonna be honest.. your dick looks like a snot, and i LMAO.

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quote:Originally posted by NoSkills:

anyone else think of Alf when they saw that?

ROFL, yes, it looks like Alf!

You're gonna have to post a picture of it erect, because that's the only time it matters... and if that is it erect, then omg.

quote:Originally posted by Raw_Power:

ROFL, yes, it looks like Alf!

You're gonna have to post a picture of it erect, because that's the only time it matters... and if that is it erect, then omg.

While the only time it matters, I lack the will. No boner for you.

quote:You're gonna have to post a picture of it erect, because that's the only time it matters... and if that is it erect, then omg.

Yup...

[This message has been edited by Duck In Fog (edited 10-09-2006).]

Penises are gross.

End of story.

my buddy is bigger than yours.

quote:Originally posted by albinoblacksheep:

Penises are gross.

End of story.

Aren't you a lesbian though? If so, your opinion of the penis doesn't matter. Just as a gay has no say in the vagina's value.

Looks kinda like mine. I call it "Ancient Greek Art Syndrome"

Idk but if i were you i'd gte that checked out

Micropenis. Lawl.

How long is it erect?

Past that, looks normal enough, decent bit of foreskin but you can thanks the doctors for that. Now, if you are circumsized.... :

This thread gives me confidence in my own penis size.

Good god man..

looks like a pile of shit

anyone else have the word 'chode' on there lips???

no no zebra, i saw you went for the very compact nissan micra rather than the articulated truck i went for, well you made an um 'interesting choice'.

quote:Originally posted by NoSkills:

anyone else think of Alf when they saw that?

Awesome.

I immediatly thought volcanoe.

How long is the vulcan-cock when erect? thats really all that matters.

quote:Originally posted by albinoblacksheep:

Penises are gross.

End of story.

I agree. And I'm straight.

And OP, that is fucked up.

quote:Originally posted by Aseren:

Owned by genes.

I've seen worse

quote:Originally posted by PieGirl:

I've seen worse

me too....my dogs dick

that picture made me sad...

but then i just looked down at mine!

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I was flipping through the channels the other day and one of the shows on discovery was a doctor show. They were doing an operation on this guy that had a known condition called "hidden penis" (I am dead serious, google it). Basically, when the guy sat down his dink would get sucked up inside him. They didn't actually show the guys member on TV for obvious reasons, but that is the first thing that came to my mind when I clicked your pic. Google the term.

Good Lord Man! Some sort of creature is living inside your pubic hair! Peeking it's nose out of it's home every once in a while to find it's next victim!

But on a serious note, I have no fucking idea what's going on there.

I dont want to look. Can someone draw me a picture or something?

quote:Originally posted by NoSkills:

anyone else think of Alf when they saw that?



LMFAO

You have a serious case of the pig snout going on there.

Edit: Why did u type out Totse.com, its called a pen man find one.

[This message has been edited by Get Mountain High (edited 10-10-2006).]

Don't listen to all these chode-lickers. Your penis is fine, well on the inside of the normal distribution. You were just flaccid when you took this picture, that's all. Admittedly, though, you do have a remarkable amount of pubic hair, which means I have to guess at the true length of your penis. But you're fine.

Not being gay, but take a pic of u errect so we can honestly tell you whats up?

*looks around*

*lights cigarette*

*walks out of thread*

quote:Originally posted by PieGirl:

I've seen worse



But have you seen smaller?

quote:Originally posted by Swany:

I dont want to look. Can someone draw me a picture or something?

http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=11131copyex1.jpg

Volcano + Dick + fotoshop = funny

Bit on the small size, but looks normal ish, measure it and then post back.

The end of that thing looks a bit like mine...

Jeremy Beadle has a small penis too.

But on the other hand...

Yes.

Looks like a regular uncircumcised p3n0r to me.

Yes, severly deformed, get a fucking operation.

ANTEATER

These kind of threads are why I love totse.

I just laughed for a good 5 minutes.

I've seen clits size of that, I swear.

If you took my penis from when I was in..like...6th grade, and the pubic hair from before I got a girlfriend (around 8th grade).....

You would have a quite flaccid me.

Sucks to be you man. Chicks will hate you forever, they will make fun of you for having a funny penis (and small to boot), and then be unble to give you a pity handjob because they cant find it in the fucking black forest you call your groin. Lol@Zebra

First of all, shave. Second of of all, lose the weight. I bet it's buried in fat to look like that

My eyes feel violated

what the fuck? i thought of a pigs nose looking at that.... penis?

Guys, its photoshopped.

Jesus fucking christ man when i saw that thang the first thing that popped into my head was that looks kinda like a turnup and the second thought was WHY THE FUCK DID I CLICK

seriously man get that thang circumsized



EDIT this is a turnip http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n284/nickles_03/turnip.jpg

This is what it should look like http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n284/nickles_03/totse.jpg

[This message has been edited by NiGhT PrOwLeR (edited 10-12-2006).]

Dude how old are you its fucking tiny and looks like a baby turnip

That's not even your dick. I've seen it here somewhere before.

Holy fucking shit.

If that isn't photoshoped than I have much more confidense in my own penis now.

[edit] no you have a small, uncircumcised penis.

[This message has been edited by Cozy Amnesia (edited 10-12-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by albinoblacksheep:

Penises are gross.

End of story.

Maybe that's why you're a lesbian?

EDIT : Alright, so I'm not trolling I'll give you my 2 cents. It all looks fine except for the head poking out looks like a hershey's kisses....or a witches hat.

[This message has been edited by Villrux (edited 10-12-2006).]

...well that...can't be right.

this MUST be a troll.

quote:Originally posted by veeDuB:

Jeremy Beadle has a small penis too.

But on the other hand...

thats as old as the hills and still as funny

The greek myth states that the penis show here is just the penis they were long looking for. Some short but cabable for thustingbetweenthe thighgs Fuck fuck fuck theyoung lads fuck, too much, so we gotmultile dicks to shove u0 in there we go. FUck another dick UN resolution has a proposition that a rail car befilled with bunks, that leave only CockAndBalls Showing. An annoucemtne fromyour captain, That railcar is hitched right before the dinning galley. Swap a knob for good luck

http://tinyurl.com/y6m4n8

hmm?

omg you guys you made that guy cry..

now wasnt sure about his penis, and u guys made it worse..

dude

if thats erection

then u got a serious choad...

nothing wrong with my peen. http://tinyurl.com/ygqczn

Looks like a mini-volcano to me, with the shubbery below.

LOL your PEENIS IS ULGY

oh god.

I showed my girlfriend it before I looked at this.

These were her EXACT WORDS:

"Where is it?"

...

"Wait, WHAT is it?"

And yeah bro, it's looks like a volcano

quote:Originally posted by NoSkills:

anyone else think of Alf when they saw that?

lmao

dude... gross

Thats the hardest rotfl I got this month. Oh damnit, search out, maybe its some disease or something. Mine is normal, uncut, but it slightly leans to the right side and the foreskin is tighter to the right side. No problems.

But damn, that creature inside is fucked up. Castrate yourself.

quote:Originally posted by LiquidIce:

Thats the hardest rotfl I got this month. Oh damnit, search out, maybe its some disease or something. Mine is normal, uncut, but it slightly leans to the right side and the foreskin is tighter to the right side. No problems.

But damn, that creature inside is fucked up. Castrate yourself.

here here! i vote castration!

quote:Originally posted by kitty cat:

here here! i vote castration!

you have a the smallest and uglest weiner i have EVER seen, you will die a virgin,



how ever it does look a bit like kenney from southpark

quote:Originally posted by NoSkills:

anyone else think of Alf when they saw that?



QFT

I definitely thought of alf the first time I saw that picture.

The first thought that came out of my head when I saw that was a brand new pokemon called schnubbles.

http://my.opera.com/ar1pe/homes/files/old_forum_import/alf.jpg

http://www.yamoslair.com/pics/alf.jpg

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

I definitely thought of alf the first time I saw that picture.

quote:Originally posted by NoSkills:

anyone else think of Alf when they saw that?



lol yes.

quote:Originally posted by zebra head:

http://tinyurl.com/p32te

I really wanna know =( Everyone says it's deformed

WE LANDED ON THE MOON!

LMAO @ DOG PENIS!

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quote:Originally posted by Hate Crimez:

Yes, severly deformed, get a fucking operation.

HATE CRIMEZ, HOW COME YOUR'E ALWAYS IN FORUMS ABOUT PENISES?

Yeah, you're going to have to post a differant picture.

quote:Originally posted by ShouldTrip:

Yeah, you're going to have to post a differant picture.

you'd enjoy that wouldnt you ?

Why are you giving serious replies? It's a micropenis he found on the internet with totse.com photoshopped onto a piece of paper....

Very Unique

Also, a tad disturbing.

quote:Originally posted by NoSkills:

anyone else think of Alf when they saw that?

That made me fucking fall out of my chair, because it DOES look like Alf..

~Saint947

You guys are so fucking cruel! take a picture of it erect becasue its rare a girl will ever see your penis flacid, it kind of reminds me of... there is a monkey's nose that looks exactly like that...

Yeah, we wanna see it standing proud!

WHAT THE FUCK????!

sorry to break it to you man but no girls gonna fuck that shit. Damn wtf happened to your COCK!!?!?!

quote:Originally posted by NoSkills:

anyone else think of Alf when they saw that?

First thing that came to my mind when I saw this was, "Hey! It looks like Alf!"

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK?

What a disgusting little chode.

That thing is sick

Mine is 3 times the size of that, no kidding.

*Honks clown horn*

quote:Originally posted by NoSkills:

anyone else think of Alf when they saw that?

i just let out a high pitched 'aaaaahahahaha!' and proceeded to roll on the floor hysterically..

I was sent this picture before. It was a sneak attack.

Therefore, I am glad it was inflicted upon all of you.

quote:Originally posted by desktopmunchies:

These kind of threads are why I love totse.

I just laughed for a good 5 minutes.

lmao

adsfjaldfklafjkd HAHAH me too

And this little piggy went weeweewee all the way home.

ROFL at the responses, it does look like Alf

It's from an older thread though, it's stolen. Don't you remember volcano dick?

That penis looks like the nose of them ant eaters, are you sure you just took a pic of your cock, cos it is making me roll on the floor, laughing my fucking ass off! Please post a picture of your penis erected (not gay) for us to tell you whether it is correctly formed, unless that is the way it looks whilst erection. lol

quote:Originally posted by mehowee_1:

(not gay)

You asked for a picture for comparison to see whether it's really deformed, don't think anyone sensible would label you as gay for it. Except yourself. Give yourself a rest

They should just close this thread, it's a mockery

messure it erect and tell us. or how about how long was that piece of paper?

quote:Originally posted by Ravenman:

how long was that piece of paper?6 feet, but the camera was really far away....

quote:Originally posted by robinhoody:

6 feet, but the camera was really far away....

So it's a giant's deformed micropenis! It all suddenly makes sense!

Max Wright was truly a great man. He took his penis and made it into a tv character. Alf is made of penis! Waaaaagh!

Come on, close it already

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fake

looking closer... its been photshoped by dragging the colour out... that cant be real and the OP hasnt posted since

The font on the paper next to it is pt.34 in size.