I've been trying to translate some lyrics/poem, that i wanted to send outcast, from german into english (for those who don't know i am a certifiable translator, although you wouldn't guess it from my command of english here :P)

Anyways i need another way of saying that someone is gay.

The german translates directly as 'he is from the other (river) bank' , do we have something similar in english?

Three dollar bill?

The toilet ringer?

Walks on the other side of the street, swings the other way.

You'e going to hate it, but: 'he bats for the other team'

He navigates his ship through the windy way

Richard Pryor had a good one "he's as queer as a three dollar bill" (he was talking about Gene Wilder at the time)

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Okay, small side question:

My farts kind of sound like "wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeep". I have small shits, and my anus is very rarely violated.

Would gay people's farts sound like clapping, or just be silent?

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Okay, small side question:

My farts kind of sound like "wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeep". I have small shits, and my anus is very rarely violated.

Would gay people's farts sound like clapping, or just be silent?

ahh yes the burning social question of our times..

I don't know however i can positively report that lesbian farts tend to stink, mainly cos they tend to be veggies and live off whole grains,tofu and lentil soup ...at least the ones i've known/lived with do!

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

clapping



I lol'd. That would be some funny shit, say you were in the cinema and all of a sudden you hear spontaneous applause coming from a guy whose hands are clearly full of popcorn.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:



I lol'd. That would be some funny shit,

Unfortunate choice of phrase, considering...

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Okay, small side question:

My farts kind of sound like "wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeep". I have small shits, and my anus is very rarely violated.

Would gay people's farts sound like clapping, or just be silent?



Actually ive heard the ass doesnt strech after lots of sex like a vagina. Which makes since because think about it an asshole is meant to strech that way you can get shit out of it because things about the size of a penis or width of one usually come out of your ass give or take a cm or two ID. So assholes are used to having things come out of them so they should be able to strech but keep their tightness. I mean unless your getting fucked by someone with a very wide dick.

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:



Actually ive heard the ass doesnt strech after lots of sex like a vagina.



I think it's the other way around, because the ass is closed by a ring of muscle, and if the muscle gets torn the loosening is likely to be permanent.

*goatse nods head in agreement*

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:



Actually ive heard the ass doesnt strech after lots of sex like a vagina. Which makes since because think about it an asshole is meant to strech that way you can get shit out of it because things about the size of a penis or width of one usually come out of your ass give or take a cm or two ID. So assholes are used to having things come out of them so they should be able to strech but keep their tightness. I mean unless your getting fucked by someone with a very wide dick.

Eh, wrong. I said my anus is very RARELY violated. It has been in the past, but I never farted. But lets just say, when I sat down to take a shit, I didn't have to push, it just FELL out.

"He loves the cock"

"takes it up the bum"

'A navigator of the windward passage'

Goatsified.

crafty butcher

du bist warm.

Is sexually attracted to males?

Digs with the other foot

Plays for the other team

Guardsman



Lives with a 'dear friend' and two dogs in an immaculately decorated and spotless home.

Confirmed Old Bachelor

"Swings the other way" is good. "Loves cock" might also work.

"There's only on rule here, Bruce, 'No Poofters' ".

Wha'? Poofter innt a good enough word for you? What about the old 'catamite'? Too obscure? Fairy? Bruce? Nancy/Nancy Boy? Pansy? Ponce/Poncey

...or how about the universal Gay? I've heard a Sri Lankan ponce use that for himself as it's used in many cultures besides English ones.I imagine that it's the one a gayzor could use in any country these days to talk to someone he was trying to cruise...

Thanks people, keep them coming please. Like i said , it really needs to involve a water/river analogy.

Y'ken, like 'he paddles up the wrong creek'?

Am surprised no one has yet said 'iron' but maybe i'm just the wrong generation

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

I've been trying to translate some lyrics/poem, that i wanted to send outcast, from german into english (for those who don't know i am a certifiable translator, although you wouldn't guess it from my command of english here :P)

Anyways i need another way of saying that someone is gay.

The german translates directly as 'he is from the other (river) bank' , do we have something similar in english?

Fag!

Old school: Fudge packer

Travels the hershey highway.

He puts his Willy Wonka in Charlies Chocolate factory

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

ahh yes the burning social question of our times..

I don't know however i can positively report that lesbian farts tend to stink, mainly cos they tend to be veggies and live off whole grains,tofu and lentil soup ...at least the ones i've known/lived with do!



So this hitchhiker is getting a ride with a gay guy to the next town, and the gay guy farts. The hitchhiker barely heard anything, just smelt it, thought it was kinda weird, but kept silent. So the hitchhiker has to rip one, lets it out with the sound of a starting chainsaw, and the gay guy looks over and says "Oh, still a virgin?"

"bats for the other team" is definitely one to go for.

*causes flood control do silent farts*

Arse Bandit.

Fishes from the other side of the stream?

For a water style one anyway..

You know that old classic,'Fairy 'Cross the Mersey'by Gerry & the Pacemakers?

Say, 'e's from across the Mersey, 'e is!'

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Thanks people, keep them coming please. Like i said , it really needs to involve a water/river analogy.

Y'ken, like 'he paddles up the wrong creek'?

Am surprised no one has yet said 'iron' but maybe i'm just the wrong generation

Paddles up the creek backwards?

Paddles his backside?

He dips his rod in the water, but isn't looking for fish.

He won't swim with the fish unless he can feel the eel.

He swims against the tide.

I'll think of a good one for you. Those are off the cuff.

Pillow biter.

Swims in the out door?

Swims against the tide?

Swims in the brown creek?

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

I've been trying to translate some lyrics/poem, that i wanted to send outcast, from german into english (for those who don't know i am a certifiable translator, although you wouldn't guess it from my command of english here :P)

Anyways i need another way of saying that someone is gay.

The german translates directly as 'he is from the other (river) bank' , do we have something similar in english?

He bats for the other side!

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:



I lol'd. That would be some funny shit, say you were in the cinema and all of a sudden you hear spontaneous applause coming from a guy whose hands are clearly full of popcorn.



Loled till I started wheezing.

butt buddy ^^

light in the loafers, fruitier than a box of fruit loops, pole smoker, crooked skin sword dueling man of many wonders...

Explorer of Man cave, shit pusher(or shit shoveler)

[This message has been edited by StealthyRacoons (edited 10-11-2006).]

A lavender cowboy perhaps ? ...

This forum is nothing but fucking faggots. I would kill all the faggots on here, if I could find a mod that would give me their IP.

I you use italics, winks and nudges I'm sure the original Anglicised version of the German song would do the trick.

quote:Originally posted by Sony:

This forum is nothing but fucking faggots. I would kill all the faggots on here, if I could find a mod that would give me their IP.

"DURR DURR forum about sex, lawl fags".

Go and jerk off to your fucking computer monitor, it's all you're good for you fucking waste of air.

quote:Originally posted by Sony:

This forum is nothing but fucking faggots. I would kill all the faggots on here, if I could find a mod that would give me their IP.



Here's mine tough guy: 127.0.0.1

Battle to the death at dawn OK with you?

quote:Originally posted by Sony:

This forum is nothing but fucking faggots. I would kill all the faggots on here, if I could find a mod that would give me their IP.

Email me and i'll not only post you my IP but i'll also turn off any security i have running. Put up or shut up ,kiddo.

It's strange how whenever i've made that offer here on totse no one has taken me up on it.

*ponders*

Oh i know...it's because they were full of shit.

quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:

He bats for the other side!



Yup.

Or..."constant ring of fire"?

wait...translation trouble?