How can I convince my doctor to give me a fucking vasectomy. I've decided that I'd be much happier not having kids or adopting or just freezing some of my boys that having to worry about kids. A lot of chicks seem to wait for just the right time to tell you they're pro-life. I'm not 21 yet, or whatever the age for a vasectomy you have to be. I don't trust condoms nearly as far as I can throw them.

Seriously, what could I do to get a vasectomy? I'd rather take my chances with a reverse vasectomy than worry about kids. I have cousins who are 7 and 4 now, and I think I'll get my kicks out of spoiling the shit out of them. That'll satisfy my kid needs for a while.

So, anyone had a vesectomy? How did you do it, and how should I convince my doctor I'm certain.

quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:

I don't trust condoms nearly as far as I can throw them.



How far can you throw them?

Home vasectomy?

How hard can it be. You got an exacto knife and you just cut the tube mkay?

But seriously, Mexico?

Your doctor is probably not going to be convinced.But if you do go through with it freeze some sperm just in case.



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quote:Originally posted by MajorBlueBalls:

Home vasectomy?

How hard can it be. You got an exacto knife and you just cut the tube mkay?

But seriously, Mexico?

Your doctor is probably not going to be convinced.But if you do go through with it freeze some sperm just in case.





I just want a vasectomy. I don't want to shit out a kilo of coke and wonder where it came from.

quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:

I just want a vasectomy. I don't want to shit out a kilo of coke and wonder where it came from.



Hey man, free coke. I wouldn't be complaining.

There still is the home vasectomy option. Just get really drunk and have someone you trust do it.

EDIT *Disclaimer - I am in no way supporting home surgery and take no responsibility for the stupidity of others.

[This message has been edited by MajorBlueBalls (edited 10-09-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by MajorBlueBalls:



Hey man, free coke. I wouldn't be complaining.

There still is the home vasectomy option.

Normally I'd be jumping at the chance to do a home surgery, but I don't want to fuck up anything important down there. Too much risk.

quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:

Normally I'd be jumping at the chance to do a home surgery, but I don't want to fuck up anything important down there. Too much risk.

I can agree with you there but you don't have very many options. Maybe a med school dropout? or a surgeon who doesn't check age?

[This message has been edited by MajorBlueBalls (edited 10-09-2006).]

Even with 3 kids, a wife who physically wouldn't survive a fourth pregnancy and a load of social problems the docs were not happy about giving me a vascetomy when i was in my early twenties.

So i'm guessing you have fuck all chance of finding a resposible doc who will agree to your being done. Sorry.

And for the record yes there have been times when i have regretted having had it done. You can not imagine how your life might change in the next few years. Sorry if that sounds patronising, it isn't meant to but it's the truth.

quote:Originally posted by better than you:

How far can you throw them?

pwnt!

wait until this comes out (it might have already, I didn't read the whole article), then use it instead:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/5412594.stm

I don't think any responsible doctor will do it for you. My husband was 24 and my doctor had said I would DIE if I tried to have another baby and he STILL had to go through all kinds of hassle to get it done. And just think, Jackketch already had 3 kids and they gave him hassle for it.

I would advise you to just wait and see what happens. It's like Jack said...You don't know how your life is going to change in the next few years.