Not much of a question, but it's a good story.

So me and my friends went to Ybor city last week on thursday... which is what we typically do every thursday night now. Well, me and my friend Ryan are getting "good," I guess you could call it, at clubbing and picking up/grinding with chicks.

It was about our 4th time out there together and he's never been without me and I've only been twice before.

First girl I started dancing with was pretty into me, but then her fat friend came over all pissed that nobody was dancing with her and she left. No big deal, it was early and there were plenty of other girls out there. Well, once again, at about 2am (clubs close at 3am) I find this girl and start grinding. Things were looking pretty good because she was all over me and vice versa. Biting her neck, putting my hands in places they shouldn't be, etc. At this point I'm sitting there thinking "Kevin, you sir are getting laid tonight!"

Well, I thought too soon. Fatass friend comes back pissed again. The girl gave me that "I'm so sorry, but my friends come first" look. I immediatly knew what was going to happen...

She left to find her fatass friend someone to dance with. Funny thing is, she came back. A bit too late though because I had since moved on and was with my boy Ryan and 3 other chicks on the center podium. I saw her again a few times with this other guy, he was trying to get some but got totally rejected... at this time I realized I was going to get laid if that stupid ass fat friend didn't fuck my shit up.

Moral of the story: Don't dance with chicks who have fat friends -OR- bring chocolate for said fat friend.



And if anyone here's familiar with Ybor we were at the amphitheater and are going to prana this Thursday.

Sorry to hear that man. That's why you bring 2 or 3 more buddies and you guys alternate who takes one for the team and bangs the fat chick. Similar to the designated driver rule.

I did bring friends... THIS fat friend I would NEVER dump on my friends...

She wasn't just fat, but ugly.

The chick had two fat friends... one had a big ol' booty and some black guy hopped on that shit real quick.

quote:Originally posted by Optionryder420:



The chick had two fat friends... one had a big ol' booty and some black guy hopped on that shit real quick.

Hahaha, made me laugh.

quote:Originally posted by Optionryder420:

The chick had two fat friends... one had a big ol' booty and some black guy hopped on that shit real quick.

Haha, I lol'd

I approve of this thread, very funny.

quote:Originally posted by NeoIceshroom:

I approve of this thread, very funny.

i dont see whats so funny aobouti .

No...chocolate will only last teh 15 seconds until they inhale it. You need to duct tape a pack of twinkies atop a remote control car and watch them sprint (its a relative term) across the dance floor...

CaspeR

i bring skinny chick friends places with me, BUT I make sure that my face is prettier....I'm so horrible

quote:Originally posted by PatChukwurah:

Hahaha, made me laugh.

The remote control car may work...

I'll let you guys know what happens thursday night.

But man, this has been a bad week as far as girls go.

This one chick I had a few classes with plays volleyball. Well I went to the VB game tonight and talked to her... I thought her and her boyfriend broke up. NOPE. I asked her what school she was going to go to after she finishes up her AA. Her reply, "USF, because it's closer to Bryan."

FUCK that shit. WTF did I do to deserve this? Seriously...

First, fat bitch fucks up my chance of getting laid.

Second, girl whom I mistakingly thought was single, actually isn't. But I'm going to keep working on this one... I'm not giving up that easily. I was so put down by the fact that she had a boyfriend I just said fuck getting a number and left with my friends. Now I realize I should've gotten it... too hard to get in contact with via AIM.

Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck.

Thursday better be a big turn of events for me.

Fat chicks are like mopeds. They are really fun untill your buddies find out.

You obviously didn't read the actual post.

Yeah man the Ugly/Fat chick in a group of hot ones is known as the grenade, because she fucks shit up, and blows everything.

quote:Originally posted by Get Mountain High:

Yeah man the Ugly/Fat chick in a group of hot ones is known as the grenade, because she fucks shit up, and blows everything.

Perfectly put, why do hot girls have fat friends anyway?

To make them look better?

Because that girl looked really hot from across the dance floor, but up close when I couldn't see her fat friends, she was just mediocre, if not just slightly hot.

But next to the fat ugly chick she looked bangin.

we have now discovered the concept of a D.U.F.F.

or designated ugly fat friend

It's a sad time in my life...