my only real best friend pretends like she's about to kiss me all the time. gets about an inch away from my face, just far enough so she can back away before i kiss her. she knows that i like her, and she's by far the most amazing girl i've ever met in my life. when i asked her why she does this, her answer was "cuz I think it's hilarious."

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oh, and i forgot to mention that she usually kisses me on fridays (never a make out, but always more than once), then my other friend hangs out with us on saturdays, and they make out right in front of me. both of them know this bothers me, but the guy makes sure to put it right out in the open that he's about to kiss her, like fucking announces it.

first time this shit happened, i drank it away. i drank until i puked and then passed out. i was sober for a good 2 or 3 weeks, then it happened again. this time i drank, then smoked my first cigarette (i have asthma. it did feel damn good, though). anyway, she's pretty much my only friend right now and i kind of want to die inside every time they kiss. i just want to rip her away, punch him in the face, and start making out with her. this is fucking bullshit. i cant do anything about it either, because she's my only friend, and i love the feeling that i get when she's that close. my heart goes fucking crazy. this is really driving me insane though. any ideas to keep me from committing murder/suicide?

Ditch that bitch.

quote:Originally posted by Berkelium:

any ideas to keep me from committing murder/suicide?

murde..... Dammit.

she only does it because she knows you will react to it. So either dont pay attention when she does or ignore her alltogether

Just stop talking to her and ignore her. Go to a party, get hammered and hook up with a random girl.

quote:Originally posted by 4skins:

she only does it because she knows you will react to it. So either dont pay attention when she does or ignore her alltogether

i try, but i cant. she gets RIGHT in my face, whether i'm driving, or watching a movie, or whatever. plus i want that feeling, its been forever since i've had a girlfriend. like i said, i get an adrenaline rush whenever it happens.

quote:Originally posted by StealthyRacoons:

Just stop talking to her and ignore her. Go to a party, get hammered and hook up with a random girl.



i would mix both pieces of advice together, but she doesnt get drunk and there arent many parties where i live :/

Ignore her completely, like she doesn't even exist.

When she starts coming around, be an asshole. Fuck her, you don't need that shit. What a cunt. The next time she moves in for a kiss, push her face away and be like "Wtf?!"

Admit it. You like being her little toy.

Does she pretend to kiss you when the other guy or other people can witness? She's just using you to make the other guy jealous, Mr. toy.

Shes an immature little whore cunt.

Spit on her face next time.

1. Get some rusty nails.

2. Get some staples.

3. Make a dildo with objects 1&2.

4. Shove it up her dirty vagina.

5. ???

6. Profit.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Admit it. You like being her little toy.

Does she pretend to kiss you when the other guy or other people can witness? She's just using you to make the other guy jealous, Mr. toy.

are you fucking kidding me?

and no, she likes the other guy, they kiss all the time. he's the horniest bastard i've ever seen, so he loves it. in fact, he felt bad for me and had her kiss me the other night.

ideas? please?

*bump*

She knows she has you wrapped around her little finger.

Next time she gets close to you, like close enough to kiss, push her away.

Start seeing other girls.

Stop calling her

Start fucking a lot of random girls.

Your 'friend' isn't your friend. If he is, god damn, I'd hate to see your enemies.

Tell the girl that you no longer want anything to do with her, because you realised how much of a lost cause she is.

All of this combined, will damage her ego, she'll try and redeem her self just to repeat her mistakes. She'll want to prove to her self that she can still get you to swoon for her. When she tries, don't. Brush her off for the dirty slut she is. Say shit like "I kind of came to my senses, and yeah, I realised I have standards, and you don't meet them, stop getting in my face".

She's a pathetic whore who needs reassurance of her self worth, she does this through tormenting naive boys.

Your both using each other in a bad way, stick up for yourself buddy. You even said you get an adrenaline rush from it, you both are looking for attention in my opinion. You need to just need to do 2 things

A. Totally reject her, it will drive her crazy and she'll probally end up wanting you or

B. Totally forget it about it and say fuck it, which is your best option.

Holy shit this thread is depressing.

CEASE AND DESIST FROM WHAT YOU ARE DOING IMMEDIATELY!

Wow. You seriously need some new friends. Neither of them are friends.

Hopefully that fucking bitch will get raped violently one day and learn her lesson. Until then though, just stay away. Seriously.

okay. so she IS an amazingly egotistical bitch. good call. i think the way to go is to show no interest and interest in other people, thanks to your responses.



so far i have:

-when she tries to even get close to me, i'm going to forcefully push her away (turning my head doesnt work)

-kiss this other girl that likes me in front of her



any other ideas? harass them while they're making out maybe? how far is too far?

I would just avoid them. I wouldn't even bother with the game-playing or revenge tactics.

Seriously, find new friends. There are decent people out there.

i know that it's an immature route to take, but i really need an ego boost. and revenge. damn that'll feel soooo good.

Revenge tactics only shows that it bothers you. Seriously, ignore it completely. Move on. If anything, she'll get upset that you aren't paying attention to her anymore and TRY to do shit with you. It's just how bitches like her work. She get attention now, no matter what she does... so why not use and abuse that fact?

When you stop showing interest, she'll start showing more. THAT's how the 'game' is played. And in the process, you'll pick another girl up, and have her wanting you back... she'll have no toy.

*BUMP*



sorry for being an ass, this has just been bothering me for a few weeks now and this is the only place where i've gotten any good feedback

Harassing them while they make out only gives them more attention which they are seeking. Drinking insane amounts of alcohol when they make out only gives them the attention they seek aswell. The attitude to have if you want to bug her is "I don't give a fuck". Trust me I had a similiar experience with something like this and I finally was like fuck this whore and didn't speak to her for weeks, then guess what?!?!?! She came crying saying omg bla bla im so sorry I LOVE YOU etc etc. I'm telling you though fuck people like that, learn from my mistake man you don't want this shit it's bad news man.

alright guys, seriously. thank you so much. i really appreciate it. i usually post in sg, but i'm glad that i found you guys here. i love totse even more now. <3333

Only kiss another girl infront of her if she dresses better or looks hotter.

That way she'll take it to heart.

If the girl you kiss is inferior, she'll just think "haha, fine, he can have that loser"

Pushing her away when she comes in to kiss you is a good one. If she comes back, push her with enough force that you come across as angry. Dont physically try to hurt her or you become an asshole, but if you just push her away, your just annoyed with her.

Dont go for revenge either, completely ignore it. act like you dont care

Hook up with other girls when shes around.

Be cold when she talks to you, But dont cut off all contact, just dont hunt for it.

quote:Originally posted by Nereth:

Pushing her away when she comes in to kiss you is a good one. If she comes back, push her with enough force that you come across as angry. Dont physically try to hurt her or you become an asshole, but if you just push her away, your just annoyed with her.

Wrong. Don't push her away like you're angry.

Push her away like she's pathetic, inferior and inadequate.

She has a big ego and it needs to be shattered. I used to cop the same shit as you, then I destroyed her ego. Then we started being intimate. Then sex. Then became a couple.

She needs to be put in her place, and you're the guy to do it.

Dude, you're getting all worked up over some whore that poops. Think about that.

That slut defecates.

That shit is nasty.

quote:Originally posted by wooty:

Dude, you're getting all worked up over some whore that poops. Think about that.

That slut defecates.

That shit is nasty.

Best life lesson ever. If any one tries making you feel like they're better than you just think to your self "They shit".

quote:Originally posted by Berkelium:

ideas? please?

*bump*

Find another interest.

But I know you won't.

You like her too much.

Well tough.

Find another interest.

She ain't worth your time to 'like'. Yea keep her as a friend. But don't waste your time liking if she is gonna play pretty harsh games like that. And once you start liking/hanging round with other people (preferably girls) she will beg for your attention.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Best life lesson ever. If any one tries making you feel like they're better than you just think to your self "They shit".

I am GOD.

I hope you're not much past 14 to be playing these grade school games? If yer in grade 8 maybe... I sure hope you're not seniors...

quote:Originally posted by Fayt:

Revenge tactics only shows that it bothers you. Seriously, ignore it completely. Move on. If anything, she'll get upset that you aren't paying attention to her anymore and TRY to do shit with you. It's just how bitches like her work. She get attention now, no matter what she does... so why not use and abuse that fact?

When you stop showing interest, she'll start showing more. THAT's how the 'game' is played. And in the process, you'll pick another girl up, and have her wanting you back... she'll have no toy.



QFT

arquin got it pretty much 100% right.

i bet you tense up and you'd be thinking like "this is it, goddamit i'm gonna score!"

heck, i'd have fun with you too.

quote:Originally posted by wooty:

Dude, you're getting all worked up over some whore that poops. Think about that.

That slut defecates.

That shit is nasty.

good point.



quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

I hope you're not much past 14 to be playing these grade school games? If yer in grade 8 maybe... I sure hope you're not seniors...



heh. i am. she's a junior.



quote:Originally posted by jai614:

i bet you tense up and you'd be thinking like "this is it, goddamit i'm gonna score!"

heck, i'd have fun with you too.



lmao you asshole

seriously man, the girls just playing with your head, and you're weak -- she'll keep teasing you just to show the power she has over you.

do what aquin said, and push her away -- again not push push to throw her down, but push her away like a plate of bad food (show her that you're a bit disgusted).

Now, you dissed her ass. so she'll probably be like, "well fine!" -- resist the temptation to apologize, show her you've grown...

you're a good looking guy right? keep in mind that you can have other girls, find some other way to meet them. You're a bit obsessed over this one, but she's not THE ONE

P.S. don't be like "ewwww, get away from me" or something to that extent.

i can just see that being delivered wrong, just let your body talk for you.

[This message has been edited by jai614 (edited 10-09-2006).]

Rape her goddammit

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Best life lesson ever. If any one tries making you feel like they're better than you just think to your self "They shit".

Ahahaha...beautiful way of looking at equality.

If she almost kisses you, grab her and kiss her. She asked for it. If she bitches about it afterwards, then just tell her not to get so close next time. After a few times, she may back off, but chances are she'll respond more positively. Girls like guys that take charge.

If it bothers you that he makes it so obvious that he's about to kiss her, beat him at his own game. It's all about keeping control. Kiss her in front of him, before he does mind you. If she complains about it, you can always come out with 'what, it didnt bother you last night.' and that'll rub it in his face as well.

quote:Originally posted by Berkelium:

my only real best friend pretends like she's about to kiss me all the time. gets about an inch away from my face, just far enough so she can back away before i kiss her. she knows that i like her, and she's by far the most amazing girl i've ever met in my life. when i asked her why she does this, her answer was "cuz I think it's hilarious."

...

oh, and i forgot to mention that she usually kisses me on fridays (never a make out, but always more than once), then my other friend hangs out with us on saturdays, and they make out right in front of me. both of them know this bothers me, but the guy makes sure to put it right out in the open that he's about to kiss her, like fucking announces it.

first time this shit happened, i drank it away. i drank until i puked and then passed out. i was sober for a good 2 or 3 weeks, then it happened again. this time i drank, then smoked my first cigarette (i have asthma. it did feel damn good, though). anyway, she's pretty much my only friend right now and i kind of want to die inside every time they kiss. i just want to rip her away, punch him in the face, and start making out with her. this is fucking bullshit. i cant do anything about it either, because she's my only friend, and i love the feeling that i get when she's that close. my heart goes fucking crazy. this is really driving me insane though. any ideas to keep me from committing murder/suicide?

I'm sorry, but I'm a girl, and that was the sweetest, most romantic thing I've ever heard in my life. If you really feel that way about her man, fight for her(not literally). Tell that dude to back the fuck off, she's yours.

But she kinda sounds like a slut if she kisses you, then makes out with some dude that isn't even her boyfriend.

quote:Originally posted by Slightly Stoopid:

Harassing them while they make out only gives them more attention which they are seeking. Drinking insane amounts of alcohol when they make out only gives them the attention they seek aswell. The attitude to have if you want to bug her is "I don't give a fuck". Trust me I had a similiar experience with something like this and I finally was like fuck this whore and didn't speak to her for weeks, then guess what?!?!?! She came crying saying omg bla bla im so sorry I LOVE YOU etc etc. I'm telling you though fuck people like that, learn from my mistake man you don't want this shit it's bad news man.

I like you, just because slightly stoopid rocks my socks.

There's also the chance that the universe is trying to help you grow some balls. You don't like being toyed with, but you don't do anything about it? Well, here's an oppurtunity to change your whole life.

HAHAHAHAHA THAT GIRL IS A PASSAROUND BITCH!!!!

You hate women because you hate yourself and your projecting this hatred onto another person. Stop hanging out with that girl. She takes pleasure in making you feel bad. Would you really want to be with someone like that? Why? There are like three billion females on the planet, why the fuck would you like to be with one who wants to hurt you?

Stop hanging around with her, stop making excuses to yourself, stop drinking to feel better about yourself. You have value as a human being, so go be by yourself for awhile. Do things that make you feel good, stop worrying about her, and eventually you'll meet someone who is attracted to you and doesn't want to fuck with your head.

Trust me, you'll be better for it.

quote:Originally posted by Body Break:

1. Get some rusty nails.

2. Get some staples.

3. Make a dildo with objects 1&2.

4. Shove it up her dirty vagina.

5. ???

6. Profit.

i loled... good shit

anyway she's just a hoe man.. fuck that dirty bitch.

The way I see it you have two choices.

1. Tell her how you fell, tell her what you told us.

quote:Originally posted by Berkelium:



I kind of want to die inside every time I see you kiss him. I love the feeling that I get when we are togetger. My heart goes fucking crazy. this is really driving me insane though. I want to be with you.

...or

2. Next time she leans in to pretent to kiss you dive in and throw your toung down her throat. If she likes it go with it. If not tell her you don't want to see her again. And tell her how you feel and then say but I deserve better than you.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

If she almost kisses you, grab her and kiss her. She asked for it. If she bitches about it afterwards, then just tell her not to get so close next time. After a few times, she may back off, but chances are she'll respond more positively. Girls like guys that take charge.

If it bothers you that he makes it so obvious that he's about to kiss her, beat him at his own game. It's all about keeping control. Kiss her in front of him, before he does mind you. If she complains about it, you can always come out with 'what, it didnt bother you last night.' and that'll rub it in his face as well.

I'm sorry, but you give the worst advice ever. Especially to guys.

No you shouldn't kiss her, that is playing into her game. You need to take arquin's advice even though it hurts me to say that.

Give her a line like "Get out of my face!". Or what I would like better "Get the fuck out of my face!".

Then I am POSITIVE that she will stop doing it for atleast the rest of the night if you say it like you're pissed.

Then after that I would probably ignore them, do NOT watch them kiss, do NOT taunt them while they kiss.

Let them do their own stupid shit. Fuck em', like everyone else said.

arquin & co. got it, in my humble ferrety opinion. Just act like you don't like her at all, like you're disgusted with her (which you should be)... like, in essence, she doesn't matter and you just don't care. And don't give in if she starts whining and apologizing etc. Think of how many times she led you on, and how she never relented.

Throw her away, man.

you count these people as your only 'freind' their both taking the piss go make some new freinds ditch em and just use the fuck off thing when she tries to kiss you

yeah ur a pussy allright

She's using you.

I know it's been said, but they're right, tell her to step off, find another girl to be into.

Hahaha, you're getting played like a cheap crackwhore in the back allie of Mexico's worst prison city with a gang of twenty one black men all with greater than ten inch dicks!

Go out, meet some new people, and stop hanging out with fucking idiots like them. Or the next time she goes to pretend kiss you, grab her by the back of the head, and give her a full on "decent" kiss. Make sure to grab her ass with your other hand, and maybe she'll leave you alone (or come onto you [or sue you]).

But only an idiot would stay in your position for that long. A drunken idiot.

update:

okay, so i basically sent her a myspace bulletin somewhere around 500 words, probably more. she responded, and we went back and forth with huge responses. we're good now. apparantly she didnt know that i liked her, or that any of this bothered me so much (i think thats kind of bs, i'm sure i've told her)

anyway, my guy friend is looking for a girlfriend, and she likes him, so eh whatever, i've kind of given up. he's such a slut though. i told him that she might get drunk at a party that we're both invited to and his eyes just lit up, then he was like yeah, dude i'm fucking this other girl tomorrow (one that he hasnt talked to in forever). i just think that its kind of funny how girls like him so much. he has no personality and isnt good looking. he just has a nice body and experience with girls. oh well, bodies are what girls look for in a boyfriend anyway. heh, i'm done

anyway, i found a new girl to focus my attention on, and everything is good.



quote:Originally posted by albinoblacksheep:

I'm sorry, but I'm a girl, and that was the sweetest, most romantic thing I've ever heard in my life.

well i'm a guy, and that's probably one of the nicest things a girl has ever said to me. that made me really happy. thanks