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 #1 
Old 2006-10-08, 21:16
mr.nasty mr.nasty is offline
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Default Game 101

Ok in this thread its simple we post our game. Your favorite line, way to meet a girl whatever. Show totse what you got to make the girls go to you.

I'll start off

My current favorite lines and these are very powerful feel free to steal and add on to them

1.Excuse me miss i saw you come in and i just have to say you are totally adorable.

Now this sounds very easy but dont hate until you've tried it because if you put confidence in your voice behind man it is powerful. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fdHNNDI7HU

2.Fake eyelashes. (you)Are you wearing fake eyelases? (Her) No (You) lets see close your eyes. She closes her eyes you peck her on the lips in front of everyone shes embarassed you smile. Game over.

I've had a huge rate of success on this.

Steal it.
 #2 
Old 2006-10-08, 21:19
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Rockford, IL
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I don't have a game.

I do what feels right at the time, that is all.
 #3 
Old 2006-10-08, 21:20
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when in doubt i wip it out.

[This message has been edited by jai614 (edited 10-08-2006).]
 #4 
Old 2006-10-08, 21:22
mr.nasty mr.nasty is offline
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Default Re: Game 101

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

I don't have a game.

I do what feels right at the time, that is all.



Ok pop quiz hot shot.

Your having a discussion with a girl you've had a crush on for ages and she's talking flirty. Out of no where says i dont think people should date they should just hook up. What do you say, what do you say?
 #5 
Old 2006-10-08, 21:30
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Florida, US
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Game is gay.

Pickup lines are gay.

Whatever happens, happens on its own.

But with that said, those are two pretty freaking awesome ideas.

The first ones a little cliche, but the use of the term 'adorable' kind of makes up for it.
 #6 
Old 2006-10-08, 21:58
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dodging the rain and tractors
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My game?

Well i play a mean game of Monopoly ®...

Pretty good at Baccarat/Chemin de Fer as well.
 #7 
Old 2006-10-08, 22:00
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Rockford, IL
Default Re: Game 101

quote:Originally posted by mr.nasty:



Ok pop quiz hot shot.

Your having a discussion with a girl you've had a crush on for ages and she's talking flirty. Out of no where says i dont think people should date they should just hook up. What do you say, what do you say?

You don't say anything, you just do...her. If anything comes of it, cool; if not, cool. Life isn't difficult - do what you want, and live with what you do.
 #8 
Old 2006-10-08, 22:04
McLaren McLaren is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

I don't have a game.

I do what feels right at the time, that is all.

Some people act natural and have no idea what to do or say. These thread are useful for those people, ie. myself.
 #9 
Old 2006-10-08, 22:14
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Rockford, IL
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Words are the most shallow form of expression - 'tis why actions speak louder. There is no game, and if you make it a game, you're taking something away. Just do. You have instincts, you have emotions, you have thoughts...act on them if you believe you can handle the consequences. If the future scares you too much to do something, don't do it until you're courageous enough to do it anyways. Be careful though...the sooner you break through everything else, the sooner you come to facing the fear of death.
 #10 
Old 2006-10-08, 23:31
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Default Re: Game 101

quote:Originally posted by mr.nasty:



Ok pop quiz hot shot.

Your having a discussion with a girl you've had a crush on for ages and she's talking flirty. Out of no where says i dont think people should date they should just hook up. What do you say, what do you say?

If this is happening in her house/your house.. I'd just give her a coy look and smile, grab her by the hand, and lead her to the bedroom, couch, whatever.

If this is happening else where, say a coffee shop, or whatever.. if you aren't into the whole lets hook up in the car/public.. I'd say something like: I have this new movie that I don't really care to watch tonight.. feel like joining me?
 #11 
Old 2006-10-08, 23:35
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

My game?

Well i play a mean game of Monopoly ®...

Pretty good at Baccarat/Chemin de Fer as well.

How many times have you used that joke? Fuckhead.
 #12 
Old 2006-10-09, 01:59
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Game is mostly body langauge.

Copy their posture, be masculine, smile, look them in their eyes = win.
 #13 
Old 2006-10-09, 02:13
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quote:Originally posted by mr.nasty:

Ok in this thread its simple we post our game. Your favorite line, way to meet a girl whatever. Show totse what you got to make the girls go to you.

I'll start off

My current favorite lines and these are very powerful feel free to steal and add on to them

1.Excuse me miss i saw you come in and i just have to say you are totally adorable.

Now this sounds very easy but dont hate until you've tried it because if you put confidence in your voice behind man it is powerful. ht tp://www.y outube.com /watch?v=9 fdHNNDI7HU (http: //www.yout ube.com/wa tch?v=9fdH NNDI7HU)

2.Fake eyelashes. (you)Are you wearing fake eyelases? (Her) No (You) lets see close your eyes. She closes her eyes you peck her on the lips in front of everyone shes embarassed you smile. Game over.

I've had a huge rate of success on this.

Steal it.



you can get into a lots of fights and even arrested for #2, genius.
 #14 
Old 2006-10-09, 02:49
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quote:Originally posted by Famous Monster:

you can get into a lots of fights and even arrested for #2, genius.



Maybe if you shove your tounge down her throat and your hands down something else. But the worst you'll get from a light peck is a slap across the face.
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Old 2006-10-09, 03:01
OneOfMany OneOfMany is offline
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1. Make eye contact, walk up with in three seconds from of to the side slightly

2. Run line ie. Best friends test, Smile Routine, OMG fight, curent event.. et cetera, use wing if applicable

3. Engage in conversation, throw in a neg or two, another Line/routine/magic trick/card trick/ psudieo-psycic et cetera

4. Isolate/ Time Constrate

5. Close

Basic Pick up Stratagy from The Game by: Neil Strauss... I find it works almost every time
 #16 
Old 2006-10-09, 03:47
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^Buddy what the fuck are you talking about?
 #17 
Old 2006-10-09, 05:03
OneOfMany OneOfMany is offline
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1. Make eye contact, walk up with in three seconds from of to the side slightly ( self explanitory)

2. Run line ie. Best friends test, Smile Routine, OMG fight, curent event.. et cetera, use wingman if applicable

This are suposed to start a conversation with the Girl (Target) by getting their attention and proveing you have some sort of value aside from being the random creepy guy. For example the OMG fight works like this

You: (walk up to Target) OMG Did you see the fight outside Club/Cafe/buliding

Target: No, why what happened

You: These Girls just started going at it (insert details as desired)

Target: OMG wow blah blah blah

You: Blah blah blah

3. Engage in conversation, throw in a neg or two TWORDS THE TARGET ONLY, another Line/routine/magic trick/card trick/ psudieo-psycic et cetera involveing the targets friends

Neg: An almost, but not quite insult directed twords the target ie. Are those real nails? No.. well they look good anyways, oh, I wounder how long that has been there (in referance to a peice of lint on their shoulders you pick off), you have Beautiful eyes.. Can i touch them, I Like that skirt, seems like everyone is wareing them these days

Line Routine: Usully some kind of psudieo-psycic babble filled with truthisms about their personality ie. Palm Reading Create a yes ladder (the ovious answer to everything you say is OMG!!!11!! THAT SOOO true) with their responces

4. Isolate/ Time Constrate

Isolate: remove them from the group, Targets normaly travel in packs, say something along the lines of Well i havent been paying a lot of attention to your friend ( to the targets friends) mind if i steal her away for a sec?

Take Her off someplace, and say I can only stay for a few mineuts and run another line/routine such as number guessing (between one and ten, when rushed 70% of people pick 7) tarot Cards if you know how or like thing

5. Close

Leave... Try and get a number, e-mail adress, kiss, sex

My Fav: Well, I Have to go floss my cat.. Kiss Goodbye? (point to cheek) she either will or wont.. if she refuses just be like.. Well I Didn't say you could any ways. Good Day

This also works well with:

You: Would you like to kiss me?

Target: Yes/no

You : If yes, kiss... If no "Well I Didn't say you could any ways. Good Day"

This is in The Game By: Neil Strauss

This Works for me well almost everytime, you can use just about anything you can think of in the lines and routines area's providing you are proveing value of some sort towards the target... They dearly do love the Psycho-babble and Psedeo-psycic routines



[This message has been edited by OneOfMany (edited 10-09-2006).]
 #18 
Old 2006-10-09, 05:09
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1) Hey, how's it going?
 #19 
Old 2006-10-09, 05:19
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Australia
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Saturday night I went clubbing with my white friend who grew up around black guys. The club has four different music genres, each in a different room. He hooked up with a different girl in each room. How? Fucked if I know.

He told me it's all about the dance. In the RnB/House rooms he'd 'Crip walk' or 'Crib walk' (excuse me for noe being up to date with terminology, it was loud and hard to hear). That and he has no fear, being shut down doesn't hurt him. He literally laughs in their faces, and says "your loss". Often he'd even get things like "I would, but my boyfriend's here". Fucking sluts.

Also, he goes by the rule of probability. The more girls he hits on, the better his chances. He talked two girls into coming back to the hotel with us. They worked at his local video store. He also told them to delete his $80 fine.

It was crazy to watch.

Also, I've tried the Eyelashes line, back when I used to go to parties. These days, my game involves getting super-duper-uber-mega fucked up, getting to the most visible part of the club and dancing like a confident oaf. I understand the principals behind dancing, I just choose not to follow them. Ie. dancing like a retard. But it doesn't matter, because you're the center of attention. Be it good or bad attention, it's still attention. Then, usually, when I walk to the bar to get a drink I'll get hit on, and I just choose who I want.

Dress nicely, don't look like a freak, look inviting, don't be a loner, and picking up is easy.

Also, don't accept the first offer you get. Hold out for the best option.

*edit*

Also, I hate small talk, so when a girl starts it, I usually tell her that and try and bring things to the dancefloor. I go to clubs to get fucked up and dance, not to talk. I can do that any where else. Any way, talk is cheap, actions speak louder. Two people amazingly attracted to each other, using any excuse to touch each other, rub on each other, get close enough to kiss, now doesn't that say more than "hey, you're really beautiful. Where are you from? What do you do?" etc. I think there are a couple of girls I've kissed who I never even said boo to. Not a single word.

Oh, I also forgot to mention: When you're on E, you can just feel when some one else is. It's like you're in your own, little private universe. You're in the 'zone' together.



I don't have a way with words. But I have an amazing touch. So I try and increase my odds by using what I'm good at.



[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 10-09-2006).]
 #20 
Old 2006-10-09, 05:24
FCAdam FCAdam is offline
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*sails the ocean'o text*

*drowns*

One of many, that was the single most confusing paragraph i have seen in a while... wtf are you talking about with card tricks, i dont think i can confidently say wether or not that was stupid or not because i cant fully comprehend it...

My game is all in the hair, girls cant resist the curly hair Other that... well i duno i guess im screwed without my hair arent i... it comphensates for my half-assed hitting-on attempts
 #21 
Old 2006-10-09, 05:30
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quote:Originally posted by TooManyDoses:

How many times have you used that joke? Fuckhead.

Never as far as i can remember...but that could be the alzheimers...
 #22 
Old 2006-10-09, 05:32
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Australia
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quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:



Game is mostly body langauge.

Copy their posture, be masculine, smile, look them in their eyes = win.

I was told by a girl who's gotten every guy she's ever wanted that it's true about where a guys feet point.

If a guy wants a girl, his feet point in her direction.

Fuck, I meant to test that on Saturday...bah.
 #23 
Old 2006-10-09, 05:35
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Australia
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quote:Originally posted by OneOfMany:

1. Make eye contact, walk up with in three seconds from of to the side slightly ( self explanitory)

2. Run line ie. Best friends test, Smile Routine, OMG fight, curent event.. et cetera, use wingman if applicable

This are suposed to start a conversation with the Girl (Target) by getting their attention and proveing you have some sort of value aside from being the random creepy guy. For example the OMG fight works like this

You: (walk up to Target) OMG Did you see the fight outside Club/Cafe/buliding

Target: No, why what happened

You: These Girls just started going at it (insert details as desired)

Target: OMG wow blah blah blah

You: Blah blah blah

3. Engage in conversation, throw in a neg or two TWORDS THE TARGET ONLY, another Line/routine/magic trick/card trick/ psudieo-psycic et cetera involveing the targets friends

Neg: An almost, but not quite insult directed twords the target ie. Are those real nails? No.. well they look good anyways, oh, I wounder how long that has been there (in referance to a peice of lint on their shoulders you pick off), you have Beautiful eyes.. Can i touch them, I Like that skirt, seems like everyone is wareing them these days

Line Routine: Usully some kind of psudieo-psycic babble filled with truthisms about their personality ie. Palm Reading Create a yes ladder (the ovious answer to everything you say is OMG!!!11!! THAT SOOO true) with their responces

4. Isolate/ Time Constrate

Isolate: remove them from the group, Targets normaly travel in packs, say something along the lines of Well i havent been paying a lot of attention to your friend ( to the targets friends) mind if i steal her away for a sec?

Take Her off someplace, and say I can only stay for a few mineuts and run another line/routine such as number guessing (between one and ten, when rushed 70% of people pick 7) tarot Cards if you know how or like thing

5. Close

Leave... Try and get a number, e-mail adress, kiss, sex

My Fav: Well, I Have to go floss my cat.. Kiss Goodbye? (point to cheek) she either will or wont.. if she refuses just be like.. Well I Didn't say you could any ways. Good Day

This also works well with:

You: Would you like to kiss me?

Target: Yes/no

You : If yes, kiss... If no "Well I Didn't say you could any ways. Good Day"

This is in The Game By: Neil Strauss

This Works for me well almost everytime, you can use just about anything you can think of in the lines and routines area's providing you are proveing value of some sort towards the target... They dearly do love the Psycho-babble and Psedeo-psycic routines



You're obviously a virgin.
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Old 2006-10-09, 05:48
OneOfMany OneOfMany is offline
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In laymans terms.. You go up to a Girl, get them interested in you using an attention grabbing peice of fiction (ie the fight outside), be a bit of an ass (neg), be confidant that you CAN get the girl (isolate), throw in some kind of perosnality test type thing (girls seem to love that kinda crap) say you have to leave soon and get a number/email/kiss/sex0rs(close).

Yeh... Its not one line... Its a... way to get numbers/emails/kiss/laid
 #25 
Old 2006-10-09, 05:55
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Australia
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quote:Originally posted by OneOfMany:

In laymans terms..

say you have to leave soon and get a number/email/kiss/sex0rs(close).

We don't need you to dumb it down for us. It was already stupid as fuck to read.

Any way, any one who says 'sex0rs' isn't getting any.

Lastly, if you tell her you have to go, you actually have to go. And it's stupid leaving a club just so you can make a 'close'. Unless you have work/school/commitments early in the morning, there's no excuse not to party till sun up. So why leave and have a shitty time for some random girl?
 #26 
Old 2006-10-09, 12:37
BluryVision BluryVision is offline
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It's all about how they feel around you... Not what lines you throw at them. Although saying certain things can help you.

You just have to figure how to make people comfortable around you all the time. I suppose that's my 'game' heh. Becuase when someones comfortable, they can do anything.
 #27 
Old 2006-10-09, 12:46
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Rockford, IL
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quote:Originally posted by OneOfMany:

1. Make eye contact, walk up with in three seconds from of to the side slightly

2. Run line ie. Best friends test, Smile Routine, OMG fight, curent event.. et cetera, use wing if applicable

3. Engage in conversation, throw in a neg or two, another Line/routine/magic trick/card trick/ psudieo-psycic et cetera

4. Isolate/ Time Constrate

5. Close

Basic Pick up Stratagy from The Game by: Neil Strauss... I find it works almost every time



You've never been in love?
 #28 
Old 2006-10-09, 14:17
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Ontario Canada
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Depends on the girl. I don't consider them "games", either.
 #29 
Old 2006-10-09, 14:19
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London
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quote:Originally posted by OneOfMany:



You know how lame that sounds to people who don't know/give a shit what you're talking about.

*shakes head*
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Old 2006-10-09, 14:31
Trapped In A Box Trapped In A Box is offline
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quote:Originally posted by mr.nasty:



pop quiz hot shot.



Haha, I lol'd, I saw that movie again last night.
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Old 2006-10-09, 14:40
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Rockford, IL
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quote:Originally posted by jai614:

Originally posted by OneOfMany:



You know how lame that sounds to people who don't know/give a shit what you're talking about.

*shakes head*



It's 5 times as lame to those who do know what he's talking about and understand that it doesn't do shit but get you tail and hamper the growth of real relationships.
 #32 
Old 2006-10-09, 17:59
Newspaper Bandit Newspaper Bandit is offline
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All you have to do is act confident and make sure the girl knows what you want. Sometimes they're completley clueless and when you go in for the kill, they say, "Oh wow I thought we were just talking" or something like that.

Now, I'm not saying you should be like, "I want to fuck, now." But you have to be a bit forward with conversation and body language. Lean toward her and look interested. It helps if you suck at starting a conversation.

Anyway, most of that is pretty obvious but, well, this is the internet, and many people on the internet need the obvious pointed out to them when it comes to girls.

Oh and to that guy that wrote the 5 step program from that book, you like dick.
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Old 2006-10-10, 01:15
mr.nasty mr.nasty is offline
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quote:Originally posted by OneOfMany:

In laymans terms.. You go up to a Girl, get them interested in you using an attention grabbing peice of fiction (ie the fight outside), be a bit of an ass (neg), be confidant that you CAN get the girl (isolate), throw in some kind of perosnality test type thing (girls seem to love that kinda crap) say you have to leave soon and get a number/email/kiss/sex0rs(close).

Yeh... Its not one line... Its a... way to get numbers/emails/kiss/laid



I dont know why all the flames this guys game is pretty tight. If he wouldve worded it differently and not told you he got it from a book (no big deal) you guys wouldnt diss it.

The number one things getting a girl are: confidence, humor, showing them you are different from every other guy.

A hot girl gets hit on 100x a day what sepeartes you from the rest of those guys? Think about that answer and you have your game.
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Old 2006-10-10, 01:17
mr.nasty mr.nasty is offline
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quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Whatever happens, happens on its own.

Maybe for you I tend to control my own destiny.

If a hot girls sitting at the other end of the room im not going to sit there and hope she comes and talks to me, im going to go to her and make her realize how much she wants me.

"There is no girl in the world that doesnt want me, only some that dont know it yet"

-Me
 #35 
Old 2006-10-10, 01:18
mr.nasty mr.nasty is offline
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quote:Originally posted by jai614:

Originally posted by OneOfMany:



You know how lame that sounds to people who don't know/give a shit what you're talking about.

*shakes head*





This isnt the i dont give a shit/care about game thread is it asshole?
 #36 
Old 2006-10-10, 01:21
J*A*D*A J*A*D*A is offline
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eye contact, smile, introduce myself.
 
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