I've always been fond of pet names for body parts for the purpose of flirting in code.

Help me name her boobs.

Before somebody says, "Useless without pics" I'll have them up tomorrow. Meantime, any ideas?

I was thinking fountains of plenty or something to do with fertility/nurturing.

edit= url for pic http://tinyurl.com/esqzh

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Willy and Sam.

Edit: That song is way too catchy.

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The Mountains of Madness.

quote:Originally posted by 256:

The Mountains of Madness.



She laughed, thank you.

Muhammad and Jihad.

Tom, Dick, and Harry.

quote:Originally posted by Jewbacca:

Tom, Dick, and Harry.

lawl

Mine are 'Weapons of Mass Distraction'

"I know what you ladies are asking yourself, and yes, I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the Octagon. But I also nicknamed my testies. The left one is James Westfall, and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang."

- Brian Fantana.

Now, if we switch it round to your lady friend...

"I know what you fellas are asking yourself, and yes, I have nicknames for my boobs. The left one is Jane Portfall, and the right one is Proffessor Caroline Soundland."

I give up.

The chumps

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Mine are 'Weapons of Mass Distraction'

well i have nothing to say on this topic exce- (distraced by boobs)

CALL THE UN!!!!!! those are weapons of mass distraction!!!!TERRORIST!

sorry that was lame but im bored.

A girl I knew used to call them her 'friends'; she liked to joke that that everyone liked her 'friends' more than they liked her.

so who won?

cuz I put lots of work into mine.

I'm the winner!

WINNER!

WINNER!

WINNER!

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

I'm the winner!

WINNER!

WINNER!

WINNER!

agreed...now pics? sorry someone in the thread had to say it

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

I'm the winner!

WINNER!

WINNER!

WINNER!

i worked way harder than you!

quote:Originally posted by outsmartyouwithignorance:

agreed...now pics? sorry someone in the thread had to say it

Yeah, right. Just because I've got breasts, doesn't mean I'm gonna let you drool all over them.

Haha hahaha

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Yeah, right. Just because I've got breasts, doesn't mean I'm gonna let you drool all over them.

Haha hahaha

WTFs the point then?

:P

/joking/deadpan.

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Yeah, right. Just because I've got breasts, doesn't mean I'm gonna let you drool all over them.

Haha hahaha

you're aware i was joking right?

ive got my owen breasts...

I haven't named mine and neither has my boyfriend. I usually just call them my boobies. I hate the words boobs, tits and breasts. Especially breasts, it makes me cringe when I hear someone say it.

*wonders if Xiao calls hers 'dirty pillows' ?(Carrie) *

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I'm a fan of the really obscure sounding words for boobs, like 'baps' and 'mams' and 'nangs'

B1 and B2

The Two D Humps (named after the slang term "the three day hump"), if they're double Ds.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Especially breasts, it makes me cringe when I hear someone say it.

A guy commented on a lady friend of mines 'breasts'

Me = WTF?? Did you just say breasts?

chesticles is a funny one....

*i'll be quiet now*

quote:Originally posted by ronin:

chesticles is a funny one....

*i'll be quiet now*

I lolled, hard.

quote:Originally posted by outsmartyouwithignorance:

agreed...now pics? sorry someone in the thread had to say it

As promised:

http://tinyurl.com/esqzh

saggy and droopy?

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

saggy and droopy?

loooooooooooooooool

i have the best, tweedledi and tweedledum

ugly and ugly

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

saggy and droopy?



FTW

"Needs" and "Silicone"?

"Lost" and "Erection"?

quote:Originally posted by 256:

The Mountains of Madness.

Never ending grimmness.....these mountains which I heart.....

quote:Originally posted by Henry the VIII:

As promised:

http://tinyurl.com/esqzh



How about "Get news boobs or gf ASAP!"

Those aren't nice boobs.

I do salute for posting pix.

quote:Originally posted by Henry the VIII:

As promised:

http://tinyurl.com/esqzh





Wow.

Just wow.

I have a deep seeded respect for any man that can bury his face in those every night. I sure couldnt. She must have a hell of a personality.

Those are old woman's tits. Where d'you find her? Care home for the elderly?

their his own and i would call them sloppy joes

Ewwwwwww >_< I'd call them 'WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!'

Hey, they're "mine" in the sense that she and I are the only people playing with them.

You got better boobs to post, let's seem 'em.

Otherwise, stick to the question, interesting names for them.

I'd say, "I wish I had more."

As in, I wish I had more hands so i could give those tits four thumbs down.

Ugly and Fugly.

Droopy and Snoopy.

Sag and Bag.

quote:Originally posted by Knobchops:

I'm a fan of the really obscure sounding words for boobs, like 'baps' and 'mams' and 'nangs'

flappy baps

chain-gang nangs

Gus and b dub you guys just fucking made my day with 5 minutes of laughter.Respect.

How old is....that...?

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Those are old woman's tits. Where d'you find her? Care home for the elderly?

Yerr. I concur!

quote:Originally posted by Henry the VIII:

Hey, they're "mine" in the sense that she and I are the only people playing with them.

You got better boobs to post, let's seem 'em.

Otherwise, stick to the question, interesting names for them.

/waits for CarbonB to post his stunning hot pix.

quote:Originally posted by reggie_love:

How old is....that...?

Five months younger than I am.

"the milkman and the cheesemaker"