Is a German (our home language) saying which translates roughly as 'out of the mouths of children and idiots'.

Anyways

I got home at about 17:00, had been into the town here to pick up yet another new monitor for the eldest (the third this week!), to find a detective sitting in the living room interviewing my sons as possible witnesses in a rape case.

At the end of the interview the peeler turns to my eldest and says 'you went out with this girl earlier in the year? Was there...you know...any sexual relationship?'

My eldest replies 'Nope, i just fingered her' !

*weeps for the english education system*



[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 10-06-2006).]

Police...inside? No. No. That's not right at all.

Tell me you lectured him afterwards?

lol "no i just fingered her",funny shit,reminds me of a story a friend told me years ago,dont know if its true or not, he picked some chick up at a bar,they hit it off and decided to go out to his car and fool around in the parking lot,well it got a little cramped in the front seat and he asked the girl if she wanted to get in the back seat.she started crying and say's "but i want to stay up here with you"...i smile everytime i remember that story

quote:Originally posted by tatued30:

"but i want to stay up here with you"...i smile everytime i remember that story

I laughed.

You say peelers in England? I thought that was an over here thing.

quote:Originally posted by Zonko:

You say peelers in England? I thought that was an over here thing.

It's a London thing. 'Peelers' from Robert Peel, him who started the first police force in London.

Fucking Christ! When will you Brits, understand American, slang??

quote:Originally posted by Che Buddy:

Fucking Christ! When will you Brits, understand American, slang??

Most of us do. Your cultural imperialism has had that result.



[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 10-07-2006).]

He let the fucking police into your fucking house?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????????????????

No. Just no no no no no!!



I imagine the house of jackketch being quite abbatoir like. SO police inside would be bad.

Actually the police/CID are welcome and oft vistors to our house.

I'm on first name terms with a lot of them (went to school with a couple of them even).



Jackketch's Rule #3 : Never shit on your own doorstep.