not that i have a date to fuck.

BUt anyways, what kind of moves would i put on a girl if i wanted to screw on the first date?

Money, and large amounts of it

My friends and I came off a month DET on an aircraft carrier once, and we had a party at my place that night. Two of my friends invited over this chick from next door for a drink since they saw her on the stoop. She smiled and said maybe, and went back in; 30 minutes later, she showed up asking about that drink.

One of the guys got completely hammered like he always does. The other one was there to have fun, the same as everyone else. I did the same thing, had no idea I was going to bone her the next night.

I think it needs to be already in her mind that she wants dick regardless of relationship status. Or I got lucky and met an easy girl.

I can't believe the first response wasn't alcohol. I suppose totse's more creative than I knew. Anyways, that's mine.

I think sylph is right; it's alcohol. Although, I've fucked girls on the second date, or just a few days after I've met them, and no alcohol was involved. Always fun!

quote:Originally posted by Ali G in da house:

Money quote:Originally posted by Byss:

to buy quote:Originally posted by sylph:

alcohol.

Well first you'll want to put on your wizard cloack and hat...

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Well first you'll want to put on your wizard cloack and hat...

and then cast Lv. 8 cock of the infinite

Rohypnol.

'snuff said.

Dude fucking cut that bitches throat then you got her forever...or at least until she begins to rot...

but seriously just get hammered and take back to your place if you own one

You must use teh p00!

quote:Originally posted by d1rty piss stool:

You must use teh p00!

Feces FT.....ew.

If the word "EASY" is written all over her forehead.

Say the words "do you want to fuck?"

Every guy wants to fuck on the first date. But girls are different. They like to get to know you, and after a while of going out, they begin to fall in love with you, then they express it.. through sex. Although you want to do it on the first date, you shouldnt rush it, it will come to you if she loves you enough. Just do everything you can for her, be nice to her, tell her you love her alot, and before too long you'll be riding that shit.

so, it looks like alcohol is a good waqy.

BUT

im not 21.

so how iwll i get the alcohol?

and whaqt if the eprson im dating is a straightedge?

lol @ trend called "straightedge"

...lemonade + rohypnol.

By starting this thread, you have confirmed that any advice on this subject we give you will be totally ineffectual because you never get fucked by any female or male, period.

The Tao of Steve

1. Be without desire

2. Be excellent

3. Be gone

Covers confidence, assertion, and yearning. She'll call that same night or the next wanting to 'hang out'. This, however, is not a method or a process, but a way of life - it is part of your very being when you hold the truth behind it.

However, it is foolish to try and 'act' it...leads to nothing but misery and an increased sex drive. You'll get pussy if you can fake it well enough, but if it's not real, you're still gonna feel lonely when the girl's gone...and you're not gonna be able to keep the act up.

Be the centre of attention in a good way.

Smell nice

be charming and confident

Dress well

Kiss well

Be from a social class or locally defined staus above hers

Get her very drunk

if you arnt a completly scummy looking guy, ask 20 different random women if they want a fuck. if that doesnt work, ask 20 more.

fuck i got ur solution.

baseball bat to the head. fuck body

quote:Originally posted by spinnersean:

Be the centre of attention in a good way.

Smell nice

be charming and confident

Dress well

Kiss well

Be from a social class or locally defined staus above hers

Get her very drunk

He sounds like it may work with an easy chick.

Personally, I've never done the whole fucking a guy without dating him thing. But if I were to hmm.. He'd have to be hot as all hell, very clean, I'd have to be single, very horny, and slightly drunk.

Oh, and it'd have to be someone I'd never see again.

If a girl wants too fuck me on the first date I don`t want her.

Alcohol! Yes.

That's how I ended up in bed with my female friend, anyway.

Massive attraction.

Alcohol contributes to that.

honestly- if you're going out looking for sex, you're not going to get it.

the only way you're getting laid on the first date is by surprise.

what's wrong with actually getting to know the chick anyway?

quote:Originally posted by WannaFuckWannaSex0r:

not that i have a date to fuck.

BUt anyways, what kind of moves would i put on a girl if i wanted to screw on the first date?

Man Ive seen your pic and you are gunna be even getting a date let alone gettting to fuck on the 1rst date.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:



He speaks the truth!

quote:Originally posted by WannaFuckWannaSex0r:

so, it looks like alcohol is a good waqy.

BUT

im not 21.

so how iwll i get the alcohol?

and whaqt if the eprson im dating is a straightedge?

Alcohol is fucking easy to get. Ask somebody outside the shop, or, if you have older friends, get them to do it.

chloroform

quote:Originally posted by 556:



what's wrong with actually getting to know the chick anyway?

girls are bitches

Move to Australia.

Shizzam!!!

yeah, in australia we can drink at age 18 and lots of people get drunk at parties at age 14.

quote:Originally posted by Pseud0nym:

yeah, in australia we can drink at age 18 and lots of people get drunk at parties at age 14.

same here in the uk also a lot of people(including me) can get served for alchol in pubs at around 15/16

Fuck, I'm an Aussie and first bought goon from a store when I was 14, almost 4 years ago now. I didn't even look 18, this guy would serve anyone who was older than 12. Fuckin' A. Haven't actually been back to buy more though, it was $10 for 4 litres of this goon, tasted like shit.

Back on track, take her to a movie, then dinner, then get hammered.