Ok I have a chemistry project with these 3 girls, which all at least look good (theres one really hot one). They are sophomores and I'm a freshman (Yea..I know). I pretty much feel no chance with them I know, but they are a little slutty. They were "eyeing" me and talking about something definitely about me and they have "slept together in the same bed" Lol. I have that feeling like that's what's gonna happen (At least a blowjob), but I could be wrong. Any advice in the event I get extremely fucking lucky?

I'm praying for it lol

...not going to happen.

Chances of rain in Oregon Today: 85%

Chance of you getting any: 0%

Wanna know my secret from highschool?

I NEVER hit on (Ect) girls I went school with.

I guessed..Unfortunately, I'm one to hope for an inexistent miracle.

You remind me of how many let downs I had at high school. Oh the memories.

When going over your chem project, tell them about a bonus lab.

The only ingredient:

Semen.

Probably not. Hit on one of them and you can get a GF.

quote:Originally posted by Belle:

When going over your chem project, tell them about a bonus lab.

The only ingredient:

Semen.

I LOL'ed hard.

quote:Originally posted by Phaint:

I LOL'ed hard.



The funny thing is, I'm dead fucking serious.

You'll get a laugh or a hand-job, depends on your delivery.

You could at least try, dont go looking for a quick blow job right away or what ever because i highly doubt youll get that but you could possibly get a kiss or a girl.

Edit-If you have some balls and after a while you realzie that you might possibly have a chance then actually the extra lab thing could be good. Be like "well anyone wanta help with the extra credit lab? Ill need some help since it requires semen any volunteers?" And then if they laugh and obviously are not going to get any farther with them you can play it off as a joke. The fact your a freshmen seriously henders you to. If you were a freshmen girl then maybe because younger for guys is good but with girls they like older.

[This message has been edited by AprenticeChemistBITCHS (edited 10-06-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Belle:



The funny thing is, I'm dead fucking serious.

You'll get a laugh or a hand-job, depends on your delivery.

Or a weird-ass look and a reputation for being a pervert at my school

quote:Originally posted by Phaint:

Or a weird-ass look and a reputation for being a pervert at my school

Naw unless your school really fuckign sucks then tahts definatly not going to happen. IT TOOK A LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT for me to get that kind of rep and even then its not that strong of a rep. Im a big comedy guy and any chance I get i joke, and lots of times sexually. With anyone and anywhere, hot teachers, hot girls, ugly girls, guys, boys, even sheep(jk... or am i), but everyone just thinks its funny no one really labeled me a pervert.

quote:Originally posted by Belle:

When going over your chem project, tell them about a bonus lab.

The only ingredient:

Semen.

Winner.

quote:Originally posted by Trunkmonkey:

Chances of rain in Oregon Today: 85%

Chance of you getting any: 0%

Wanna know my secret from highschool?

I NEVER hit on (Ect) girls I went school with.

You live in Oregon?

-F☺rd