The most effective form of birth control in the world is Linux. Second is Dungeons & Dragons.

It's true.

ive been hearing good things about suicide too.

there was an article on it in my paper this morning.

I ST4b @ U from my parent's basement with my 12" p3n0r!!!111

And mon ami, i'll assume that you are infact making an astute comment on geeks and sex and not spamming *cough * hint *cough*

OMG RLY!!!!!!111 one

ai betr get owt teh waiy then

and the wii is going to get you laid, right?

Hey, I play DnD and I have no problem getting laid...it's just something you don't talk about on first dates. There is nothing wrong with creativity and hanging out with anti-social weirdos.

you'd think warcraft would be, but...

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

And mon ami, i'll assume that you are infact making an astute comment on geeks and sex and not spamming *cough * hint *cough*

Depends on how much box rooting is going on. You might need to use a trojan, or go in through the backdoor.

Sometimes, I get a 411 error.

Ah, I forgot to add, that a nice book on object-oriented dating design patterns (http://snipurl.com/y6s2) is always a good thing. It's hilariously awesome.

quote:Originally posted by Kai:

Depends on how much box rooting is going on. You might need to use a trojan, or go in through the backdoor.

Sometimes, I get a 411 error.

Beware of honey traps...

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

you'd think warcraft would be, but...

http://media.putfile.com/PurePwnage-WoWisafeeling

Au contraire.

Not to mention, leaving a fake name and number...

Celibacy is still the best contraceptive.

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

Celibacy is still the best contraceptive.

Celibacy is best reinforced through D&D.

quote:Originally posted by Kai:

http: //media.pu tfile.com/ PurePwnage-WoWisafeeling (http: //media.pu tfile.com/ PurePwnage -WoWisafee ling)

Au contraire.[/B]

my boyfriend used to be #1 in north america at wow. i've always sort of thought it was cool...

except for that time he completely ignored me when i was at his house. in a skirt. and he played it instead.

[This message has been edited by YouLookFourteen (edited 10-06-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

my boyfriend used to be #1 in north america at wow. i've always sort of thought it was cool...

except for that time he completely ignored me when i was at his house. in a skirt. and he played it instead.



What a nerd.

quote:Originally posted by Kai:

Ah, I forgot to add, that a nice book on object-oriented dating design patterns (http://snipurl.com/y6s2) is always a good thing. It's hilariously awesome.

OO programming is like Paris Hilton. Give me proceedures, anyday and I will type all over that.

[This message has been edited by ArgonPlasma2000 (edited 10-06-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

I ST4b @ U from my parent's basement with my 12" p3n0r!!!111





lol y u stab me?

quote:Originally posted by Kai:

The most effective form of birth control in the world is Linux. Second is Dungeons & Dragons.

It's true.

Finally a post that made me laugh pretty good.

The best contraceptive is a well placed bullet.

its anal, no doubt

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

my boyfriend used to be #1 in north america at wow. i've always sort of thought it was cool...

except for that time he completely ignored me when i was at his house. in a skirt. and he played it instead.



I can ignore nothing that is pretty and in a skirt. It's my greatest weakness.

I'm pretty sure stairs are the best form of birth control.

No dears, a BABY is definitely the most effective form of birth control. It never failed that just as my husband was about to impale me upon his pike staff...The baby would vomit/poop/start screaming and destroy the mood. After a while we just learned to hurry, but for those first few months, sex was a distant memory.

quote:Originally posted by Kai:

The most effective form of birth control in the world is Linux. Second is Dungeons & Dragons.

Quoted for hilarity.

quote:Originally posted by Kai:

The most effective form of birth control in the world is Linux. Second is Dungeons & Dragons.

It's true.

I really dont get this though.

Are you being amusing and stating that the aforementioned are so much fun that sex is simply not important?

If so, yay.

If you're simply being a twat and trying to act all superior to people who happen to have a few innocent interests, I mock you. You sad sad person .

Either way..

are we talking about interests now?

mine are gas rc

and mc farlane figures

bothering the gf is one too

So dungeons and dragons aren't cool with the ladies eh? well that just...

*rolls d20* 12

sucks.

quote:Originally posted by Violent Monotreme:

So dungeons and dragons aren't cool with the ladies eh? well that just...

*rolls d20* 12

sucks.



Goddamnit you're making me very horny recently.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Goddamnit you're making me very horny recently.

You wouldn't be so horny if you knew I was actually a gnome ilusionist wizard that has a tendancy to kill inocent children because he was teased as a child.

firing of a shotgun in the pussy works wonders ive been told.

I coded a D&D game that worked in a Linux enviroemtn (this isn't a typo, either. This is a Linux-style environment. )... Does that mean that girl I knocked up cheated on me with her brother again?????

[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 10-11-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Kai:

The most effective form of birth control in the world is Linux. Second is Dungeons & Dragons.



Third is Bcup's personality.

no your all wrong the best form of birth control is anal..... lots and lots of anal

the second best is a horrific deformity of the genital region

spinning back kick to the girls lower stomach.

works wonders for those "late" precautions.



ultra

The best contracepive is being a white guy in Harem.

You are all wrong, the best way is to only sexor girls who haven't went through puberty yet.

*Is disappointed by the lack of buttsecks*

*dry humps Violent Monotreme*

better?

*phew*

I have my Linux Partition, and I play NWN which runs on the D&D ruleset.

Should be safe, unless a sexy night elf comes along...

- Rabb

I wanna go to the local warhammer games night, but I think I'd orgasm upon arival.



Not joking now, seeing a room full of cute guys with nicely painted armies, is really..really.. hot.

phew, im safe from being ravaged by evil women

@yoyobek, you shouldnt ask about all that white goo on their hands.



[This message has been edited by ronin (edited 10-12-2006).]

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaastration!

I used to work at a place that sold gaming cards. I've seen some guys do ridiculous things when girls came in to the store, even moreso if they wanted to play a game.

quote:Originally posted by Kai:

I used to work at a place that sold gaming cards. I've seen some guys do ridiculous things when girls came in to the store, even moreso if they wanted to play a game.

Really?

Usually when I go into a games shop I'm treated like everyone else. There have been weird occaisions like the time I stumbled into some fucking elitist MTG tournament full of bitchy middle aged men, and I was met with such hostility I fled. But apart from that, people have allways been cool.

quote:Originally posted by ronin:



@yoyobek, you shouldnt ask about all that white goo on their hands.





It's bone white citadel paint, silly!

ANAL

Best form of birth control: Raid. Huff it.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Really?

Usually when I go into a games shop I'm treated like everyone else. There have been weird occaisions like the time I stumbled into some fucking elitist MTG tournament full of bitchy middle aged men, and I was met with such hostility I fled. But apart from that, people have allways been cool.

Generally, I'd see them try and show off, talk about how they were the best player in, or some bullshit. I've seen them give up entire decks before to girls coming in.

Funny story, I actually knew one of the girls that would come in to the store. She would act all flirty with all the guys, get some free shit, have them give up some pizza or whatetever while she was there... and then after the gig was up, me and her would go hang out. It was the perfect crime.

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quote:Originally posted by Kai:



Funny story, I actually knew one of the girls that would come in to the store. She would act all flirty with all the guys, get some free shit, have them give up some pizza or whatetever while she was there... and then after the gig was up, me and her would go hang out. It was the perfect crime.

That's fucking nasty.

I hate girls like that. There's appreciating a little help, and then there's just being a manipulative fucking cunt.

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

At least you didn't say abstinence.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

I ST4b @ U from my parent's basement with my 12" p3n0r!!!111





lol y u stab me

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

That's fucking nasty.

I hate girls like that. There's appreciating a little help, and then there's just being a manipulative fucking cunt.

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

What, you think you've never seen guys who pull shit like that as well..?

Last login: Sat Oct 14 17:47:24 on ttyp1

Welcome to Darwin!

night-visions-computer:~ nightvision$ uname -a

Darwin night-visions-computer.local 8.8.1 Darwin Kernel Version 8.8.1: Mon Sep 25 19:42:00 PDT 2006; root:xnu-792.13.8.obj~1/RELEASE_I386 i386 i386

night-visions-computer:~ nightvision$

O yea, t3h sex.

quote:Originally posted by titan88:

Last login: Sat Oct 14 17:47:24 on ttyp1

Welcome to Darwin!

night-visions-computer:~ nightvision$ uname -a

Darwin night-visions-computer.local 8.8.1 Darwin Kernel Version 8.8.1: Mon Sep 25 19:42:00 PDT 2006; root:xnu-792.13.8.obj~1/RELEASE_I386 i386 i386

night-visions-computer:~ nightvision$

O yea, t3h sex.

LOL..after a 6 month absence i booted up Knoppix STD this evening and indulged. Sweet Jesus but i had forgotten how good it can be

Strangely enough , twas Kai in his former incarnation as Trusouljer who first introduced me to the illicit pleasures of Knoppix STD...

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

I wanna go to the local warhammer games night, but I think I'd orgasm upon arival.



Not joking now, seeing a room full of cute guys with nicely painted armies, is really..really.. hot.



!!! Since when does anyone else on Totse play Warhammer?!

*gestures suggestively to meticulously and obsessively painted and modeled miniatures* 1000 pts of Thousand Sons, 2000 pts of Tzeentch Mortals, and $2,000 worth of various books. Check it out, yo(yobeck).

quote:Originally posted by Kai:

The most effective form of birth control in the world is Linux. Second is Dungeons & Dragons.

It's true.

No no no....

WORLD OF WARCRAFT

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Strangely enough , twas Kai in his former incarnation as Trusouljer who first introduced me to the illicit pleasures of Knoppix STD...



Kai was trusoljer?

Also, Kai doesn't get laid because he uses synthesizers.

I endorse this thread.

ts

quote:Originally posted by Tru_Souljer:

I endorse this thread.

ts

A ghost?!

DO NOT SPAM!

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 10-15-2006).]

First of, the poster above me has waay too much time on their hands, but meh.

Secondly, the best form of ontraception is a big triple of PROPER bohemian-style absinthe. IF you can focus on anything itll be amazing, let alone having sex. Other than that, just feingig interested in anything the woman has to say seems to lead to no sex.

Why wasn't this thread closed... 60 posts ago?

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Why wasn't this thread closed... 60 posts ago?

Because i needed the laughs...sad man that i am. However as the walrus said to the carpenter 'the time has come'.