Sex and AffectionAnything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.
I would tell you this in person, but I've seen you once and now I don't remember what you look like.
An albino redneck is in love with you. She is writing your name with hearts around it. I've had to listen to mindless ramblings about your eyes for way too long. Please stab her in the neck.