Yea, do you ever wish you had the sex organ of the opposite sex?

I totally have penis envy, when i think about masterbating, wanking off sounds like so much more fun, i hardly ever masterbate because it's freakishly hard imo.

Also i would love to manhandle a girl and rape her, but i dont have the equipment to do that.

Furthermore, i know when i cum but its never overly obvious, i want to really ejaculate.

I mean dont get me wrong i love my vagina, its just sometimes, i have penis envy, anyone else?

I was just talking about this with a girl last night...she wants a penis for a day and I want a vagina for a week. The only thing I found weird was that she only wanted a penis for one day...that's hardly enough time to wank like a chimp and have a fuck-a-thon.

I don't think that classifies as penis/vagina envy though...but more like twisted sexual fantasy.

Real penis envy is transgender.

Vagina Envy...

Yeah I have that

But its more like C cup tits envy

quote:Originally posted by pulsera:

Also i would love to manhandle a girl and rape her, but i dont have the equipment to do that.

Is rape your fantasy, or power?

I used to have organ envy, but now I like to be dominant, and a cock is better for that.

I definitely wouldn't mind having a pussy for a week. Multiple orgasms? Fuck yeah.

Power i guess, but isnt that what rape is about, being in control. Domination is fun, and my girlfriend so likes to be dominated.

i like the organ, but i don't want one on my body. i want one on a man's body, and that man can be on my body....we all win.

not really. penises are great.

I can wank anywhere, anytime.

but ejaculating isnt very fun, just messy

That's what assholes, vaginas, and mouths are for...no cleanup necessary.

I've got mad penis envy. It just seems like it'd be so much more fun and way less complicated. How many guys do you know who have a hard time orgasming? Exactly.

I look at my boyfriend when he's lounging around naked and sometimes I just burn with jealousy. He looks so beautiful and natural, he doesn't have to shave his legs or his armpits, get brazilians, etc. He can just exist and he's perfect as is.

i love my wood.

I can stand and pee, make it go up-down, bust in bitches eyes, give it cool names like "de rod"... "cain".

but shit, why would you want to rape?!?

btw, i wouldn't want a vagina, not much you can do with it .

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

and I want a vagina for a week.

How much would it suck if that happened and it was the one week a month you'd rather not have one?



Honestly, I've really never had any vagina envy. Ive thought "I wonder what sex feels like for women compared to how it feels to me" but that's not envy in any way.

Vaginas just seem so much more high maintenance.

Then again, I wouldnt have to worry about getting kicked in the crotch as much when Im kickboxing. And I could play golf from the ladies tee, that could save me strokes on some holes (man, golf is full of double entendre isnt it?).

I have penis envy bad

I've had like 4 dreams when I'm a boy and I instantly try to jack off

it's a different sensation in each dream

Think about it

the only penis like organ we have is the clitoris

and it's like a 1000th the size and all covered up.

I've only been wet like 3 times in my whole life... it's so hard

and I've never been sure if I've orgasmed or not

I've told my boyfriend I want to swap for a penis but he just thinks it's weird.

quote:Originally posted by PieGirl:



I've only been wet like 3 times in my whole life... it's so hard

and I've never been sure if I've orgasmed or not

Wow. I've never been able to get my girl off, even after almost a year of trying, but at least she's always dripping when we start.

Thats kind of sad :\

But on topic, I would love to have a vagina. And a set of tits to match.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

I've got mad penis envy. It just seems like it'd be so much more fun and way less complicated. How many guys do you know who have a hard time orgasming? Exactly.

I look at my boyfriend when he's lounging around naked and sometimes I just burn with jealousy. He looks so beautiful and natural, he doesn't have to shave his legs or his armpits, get brazilians, etc. He can just exist and he's perfect as is.



i feel the same way. guys have it so easy.

quote:Originally posted by jai614:

btw, i wouldn't want a vagina, not much you can do with it .

wrong!

Actually, I've never wanted a vagina.

I'm pretty stoked to have a penis. It flies true when the time comes.