what about when ur not making out, you're just "snuggling" on the couch or watever watching a movie. What do you do when you get a boner then?

You push it into her vagina.

quote:Originally posted by p0niti:

You push it into her vagina.

You must be a sex addict. I suggest you seek counceling.

that's fine too.

It happens.

It's natural.

It's okay.

Once you're comfortable with your partner, it doesnt matter in the least. Usually it just becomes a prelude to intercourse. Or one of the standard lines 'Not tonight honey, I have a headache' or 'I'm too tired'

quote:Originally posted by p0niti:

You push it into her vagina.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Or one of the standard lines 'Not tonight honey, I have a headache'

I don't understand that one at all. It is so obviously a cop-out. Who cares if you have a headache, you can still fuck.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

'I'm too tired'

Now that one is valid... I've even used it many times. (Actually, I just pretend that I'm sleeping until she goes to sleep, and then I don't have to worry about fucking).

quote:Originally posted by p0niti:

You push it into her vagina.

meh i ussually have a stag while im snuggling/spooning my gf in bed, it doesnt bother her she said she finds it comforting.

Press it against her and hump.

Interestingly enough, I don't seem to get hard unless I am extremely excited about this girl.

Like I can go down on a girl, finger her and not get hard...

It takes a lot for a girl to get me up.

i find it hot and would start playing with it. end of story. besides, who really watches movies these days anyway? once i have a distraction like that, i'm getting laid or so help me.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

'Not tonight honey, I have a headache'

That excuse is invalid. Sex is great for headaches.

quote:Originally posted by TuxeyM:

It takes a lot for a girl to get me up.

Are you sure you arent gay?

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

i find it hot and would start playing with it. end of story. besides, who really watches movies these days anyway? once i have a distraction like that, i'm getting laid or so help me.

Now if that doesnt give you hope i dont know what will. good answer.

quote:Originally posted by Molotov Everything:



well you could whip out the ol flesh snausage to see if shes really into you and decides to smoke it or "push it into her vagina"

quote:Originally posted by p0niti:

You push it into her vagina.

I don't know how aroused I actually get from snuggling/cuddling usually not too much. But when this girl laid her head in my lap, and put her hand right on my crotch last week....it was a semi. Then, when we were making out/fondling, it was pretty solid. Good thing too, cause she totally grabbed my junk!

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

i find it hot and would start playing with it. end of story. besides, who really watches movies these days anyway? once i have a distraction like that, i'm getting laid or so help me.

Marry me.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

i find it hot and would start playing with it. end of story. besides, who really watches movies these days anyway? once i have a distraction like that, i'm getting laid or so help me.



Said it for me

Get a boner and I'm in there

quote:Originally posted by UnforgiVen3:

Marry me.

too late she's mine, and yes, it's fun watching movies with her.

quote:Originally posted by p0niti:

You push it into her vagina.

I'd like it, snuggling with a guy then feeling him get hard turns me on. Who knows, it could lead somewhere for you.

quote:Originally posted by TuxeyM:

Interestingly enough, I don't seem to get hard unless I am extremely excited about this girl.

Like I can go down on a girl, finger her and not get hard...

It takes a lot for a girl to get me up.



No, that's just the erectile dysfunction.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

i find it hot and would start playing with it. end of story. besides, who really watches movies these days anyway? once i have a distraction like that, i'm getting laid or so help me.

Where exactly on Vancouver Island are you from!?

when that appends she usually like do you have a boner !? i go ...why wouldnt i ...im lieing beside the most beutfull woman ever ...she blushes then we make out ...life is great

xax- not again. how old are you? stop being so happy dude.

when i am with my chick and have a bone, i poke her with it, so she knows. she asked me to.

quote:Originally posted by EsKiMo:

too late she's mine, and yes, it's fun watching movies with her.

heyyyy it's you. haha i thought it was some other strange totse boy pretending i was his.

but no, it is you, and i am yours.

and fuck we have some good times with movies (...on in the background). in fact i could go for a movie date right about now. or maybe 2 or 3.

EDIT:

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Where exactly on Vancouver Island are you from!?

i moved. i'm in vancouver now, stalker.

[This message has been edited by YouLookFourteen (edited 10-05-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

i moved. i'm in vancouver now, stalker.

I live in Surrey...

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Where exactly on Vancouver Island are you from!?



And here ladies and gentlemen we have the very elusive species known as totseus creepus loserus. Rampant in certain parts of web forums it can be found fantasizing about girls it will never have and praying to god one day it will lose its virginity.



[This message has been edited by EsKiMo (edited 10-05-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by EsKiMo:



And here ladies and gentlemen we have the very elusive species known as totseus creepus loserus. Rampant in certain parts of web forums it can be found fantasizing about girls it will never have and praying to god one day it will lose its virginity.

Lol. Someone is scared of losing their girlfriend to someone better.

Hey, how about another Vancouver meetup...

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

I live in Surrey...

fuck.

quote:Originally posted by EsKiMo:



And here ladies and gentlemen we have the very elusive species known as totseus creepus loserus. Rampant in certain parts of web forums it can be found fantasizing about girls it will never have and praying to god one day it will lose its virginity.

babe, you're mean. may i remind you that we're both on this same loser forum? i mean, we KNOW we're cooler, but as far as appearances go...

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Lol. Someone is scared of losing their girlfriend to someone better.

Hey, how about another Vancouver meetup...



goodluck with that bud

quote:Originally posted by EsKiMo:

girls it will never have



Obviously you do not know gadzooks very well.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Lol. Someone is scared of losing their girlfriend to someone better.

you couldn't handle me. and he is the best guy i could ever ask for. i do not deserve the way he loves me and i adore him beyond reason.

but i support this alpha-male e-fight for the purposes of my own amusement.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

you couldn't handle me.

I never implied that I would even want to touch you. Just so you know. I would need to see pics before judging that...

I don't fuck just anyone.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

I never implied that I would even want to touch you. Just so you know. I would need to see pics before judging that...

I don't fuck just anyone.

You're coming onto girls over totse, I think that says enough about you're current female situation right there.

i meant in a more...personality/emotional sense.

and there are pictures of me here, but i don't tend to use totse as a dating service.

quote:Originally posted by EsKiMo:

You're coming onto girls over totse, I think that says enough about you're current female situation right there.

Or... Just maybe...

The fact that you are taking this all so seriously says something about your female situation...

I think you have some paranoia or maybe some trust issues to work on.

Oh.. and I'm hardly "coming onto girls over totse".. I asked her where she lived out of curiosity. Rough approximation, not an exact address or something.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

there are pictures of me here

Where exactly?

ok, let's end this, shall we? it's probably irritating as hell for everyone else.

1) i moved here from the comox valley. it's mid-island.

2) i love my boyfriend very much, he's so good to me. even though i do obnoxious things like join totse haha.

3) we're in a long-distance thing right now, and yes, we're both very jealous people, so we probably both have a lot of paranoia issues if that's what you want to call it.

4) ...but no one could steal me, especially not through totse. :P and i think both of us realize that.

so yes, boners while watching movies...fun, imo. carry on discussing, totse.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

but no one could steal me, especially not through totse. :P and i think both of us realize that.

I'm way too lazy to seduce someone right now. Especially someone with a boyfriend. Even more especially over totse.

So yeah, where are those pics?

i donno. one of the picture posts or something. it's not really important, i'm not overly attractive. pretty average. i wouldn't waste your time looking if i were you. :P

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

I'm way too lazy to seduce someone right now. Especially someone with a boyfriend. Even more especially over totse.

So yeah, where are those pics?

You're a crafty one, eh?

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

i donno. one of the picture posts or something. it's not really important, i'm not overly attractive. pretty average. i wouldn't waste your time looking if i were you. :P

Alright, I'll just take your word for it.

quote:Originally posted by Psionicist:

You're a crafty one, eh?

What are you implying, exactly?

quote:Originally posted by TuxeyM:

Interestingly enough, I don't seem to get hard unless I am extremely excited about this girl.

Like I can go down on a girl, finger her and not get hard...

It takes a lot for a girl to get me up.

Wow, this sounds exactly like me. Granted, I've never had sex, but that's not relevant in this discussion.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

What are you implying, exactly?

that you're a fuckin creeper. what don't you get?

quote:Originally posted by EsKiMo:

that you're a fuckin creeper. what don't you get?

Lol. I love how I struck a nerve so badly within you somehow.

Hey.. I'm closer in proximity to your girlfriend right now...

How does that make you feel?

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Lol. I love how I struck a nerve so badly within you somehow.

Hey.. I'm closer in proximity to your girlfriend right now...

How does that make you feel?

quit being an asshole.

there are pictures. i am not some hotass stripper who will come do you. i am normal, regular, nothing special, etc.

quit trying to intentionally piss him off.

let's all grow up here and stop hijacking the thread.

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[This message has been edited by YouLookFourteen (edited 10-05-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Lol. I love how I struck a nerve so badly within you somehow.

Hey.. I'm closer in proximity to your girlfriend right now...

How does that make you feel?

haha no nerve was struck, I just want to make sure you know what kind of a loser you are. I've never felt one bit of anger throughout this whole thread. I don't like you for the simple fact that I know people like you and they are the grossest kind of people in the world. That's all.

EsKiMo; You are so lucky I don't have time for MySpace...

YouLookFourteen; I'm sorry. I'm only appologizing to you though. You seem nice. Your boyfriend, on the other hand, has something stuck up his ass. Maybe you could help him remove it.

Eskimo, Gadzooks is just fucking with you and you totally took the bait.

I didn't take the bait, i'm just not a lie down and roll over kinda guy.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

EsKiMo; You are so lucky I don't have time for MySpace...

YouLookFourteen; I'm sorry. I'm only appologizing to you though. You seem nice. Your boyfriend, on the other hand, has something stuck up his ass. Maybe you could help him remove it.

don't worry about it, let's just drop it shall we. and he's a nice boy. in fact he's cooler than me.

i was making out with my girlfriend. She got a boner and I was completely cool with it.

quote:Originally posted by the racial janitor:

i was making out with my girlfriend. She got a boner and I was completely cool with it.

What?



Shemale?!

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Originally posted by p0niti:

You push it into her vagina.

LOL YouLookFourteen's boyfriend is acting like a little bitch. LOLOLOLOL

I find it hilarious how n00bs react to simple totse humour.

Obviously gadzooks was being serious

Also, as the reg dates show, EsKiMo told YouLookFourteen about totse, since he's registered earlier. Anyway, let me tell you now, that in a little bit, you will realise that it's the worst mistake you can make on totse. After you guys break up, you're just going to visit totse to solemnly ruin each other's experiences on here.

Hear me now EsKiMo, make a new account while your current one is still shit, and don't tell her what your new username is. I guarantee you, you will thank me later.

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he's just protective.

he probably already has. :P

and it's not a big deal. if he wanted me to leave, i would leave. how many people do you know whose girlfriends could handle totse? it's not real life. if he didn't want me here, i wouldn't come here. i don't come to annoy him, i come because some stuff is interesting and i have an opinion on it. however i'm sure it's a pain in the ass if he wants to bitch about me but knows i would read it.

can this be over now?

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

he's just protective.

he probably already has. :P

and it's not a big deal. if he wanted me to leave, i would leave. how many people do you know whose girlfriends could handle totse? it's not real life. if he didn't want me here, i wouldn't come here. i don't come to annoy him, i come because some stuff is interesting and i have an opinion on it. however i'm sure it's a pain in the ass if he wants to bitch about me but knows i would read it.

can this be over now?

Yeah, exactly what Goregasm used to say when we were going out. Then I broke up with her for being a whore, and the only reason she would come on/comes on totse, is to troll me and be a little bitch. She used to say that she wouldn't come to totse either. Then I noticed she made a thread complaining that I was too possesive and what not. Of course that pissed me off, so I made a thread telling about how much of a whore she is, and then I just ended it there. I can give you a 90% guarantee that if you guys break up on bad terms, you will fuck with each other on here. And he has my sympathies, because he was stupid like I was and told his girl about totse. As you spend time on totse, you learn things, certain "rules" per say. One that I had to learn the harsh way was that you never tell you gf about totse. Looks like he's gonna have to learn the hard way too.

you know, maybe not everyone's like you and your ex.

i'm not saying the whole boyfriend/girlfriend on a forum thing isn't a recipe for disaster, i'm saying at some point you have to grow up.

What an excellent thread!

EsKiMo, you are a complete twat.

Kudos to gadzooks for making me laugh.

Oh and back on topic, I don't tend to get a hard on from just "snuggling" or watching t.v. Not since I was 14 or something.

Go on Gadzooks, keep the ball rolling. I am very amused at this esk-emo (lol) getting vexxed over the internet.

haha. I forgot what this thread was about while reading it.

but I remember it was something fun.

quote:Originally posted by BluryVision:

esk-emo

I lol'd.

But seriously though, I told YouLookFourteen that I would stop. Sorry guys.

Oh, and on the topic of couples on totse, I would never introduce a girlfriend of mine to totse. I don't really tell anyone in real life for that matter.

But maybe that's because totse is like my sanctuary away from real life. I need it, and it can't be mixed with my real life.

i just control myself when i feel like bitching about something. plus i'd get labelled as an attention whore, being a girl and all. it usually works better to just talk to him than whine about it on totse, so that's never been a problem.

i feel really bad about hijacking this thread though haha. and quit putting down my boyfriend guys, he's awesome. it's not his fault every male on totse sees me as a crotch and not much else.

in any case. sooo...boners and snuggling. pros? cons?

i...really...don't see any cons. but yes, let's discuss that again. because it's, you know, the thread topic and everything.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

in any case. sooo...boners and snuggling. pros? cons?

i...really...don't see any cons. but yes, let's discuss that again. because it's, you know, the thread topic and everything.

I don't really snuggle with any girl I'm not already fucking, so this is kind of a non-issue for me.