Ok, my (female) frien is coming to stay over in two days! I need to act fast! What can a guy do to make himself more 'apealing' to a woman? Guys, share secrets, girls, tell me what I have to do!

(ps. she might be sleeping in my room )

quote:Originally posted by Great_Zombie_Jesus:



(ps. she might be sleeping in my room )

I'm sorry, but I laughed. So hard.

Nice fantasy...

Clean up. Messy rooms arent sexy.

I would Honestly Put some Candles around your room. You dont have to light them when shes around, however I would try to set off the impression that they have been used. You dont even have to do shit to them other than that. However just hint around what you use them for.

What! It is true! I have a pic (non-naked) of her on my computer (and I'm not posting it to you sick fucks) I also have her e-mail. She is an old friend. I could go on...

Summary: IT IS TRUE

quote:Originally posted by Diplomatic_grief:

Clean up. Messy rooms arent sexy.

I have a very clean room I used to have heaps of clutter but I just threw it all out.

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quote:Originally posted by Diplomatic_grief:

I would Honestly Put some Candles around your room. You dont have to light them when shes around, however I would try to set off the impression that they have been used. You dont even have to do shit to them other than that. However just hint around what you use them for.

Or you could just leave used condoms lying around.

No need for hinting at anything that way.

quote:Originally posted by Great_Zombie_Jesus:

What! It is true! I have a pic (non-naked) of her on my computer

No pic, no chick. We need proof before we can advise you.

Looks like the situation may just remain "at hand", if you catch my drift.

Leave piss/shit stains everywhere, girls love that.

And greet her with a punch in the face, she'll be all over you.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

No pic, no chick. We need proof before we can advise you.

Looks like the situation may just remain "at hand", if you catch my drift.

Drift Caught.

She Is probally my oldest friend. The answer is no out of respect for her. I don't want her pic anywhere TOTSE.com.

If I was lying, I could of simply got an image off google, or an image of Will Smith (http://online.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/fresh-prince-bel-air.jpg) but that Is all the proof I want to give.

But It remains true...

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Lol, I'm just messin' with ya. I don't really like posting pics of people I know either.

Anyway, you could always try asking a black dude for advice. (http://tinyurl.com/fgjr2)

You say she's a friend... how good of friends are you? Because you might just be wasting time and effort...

I was her first crush

She also had a thing for me this year, but It was breif and insignificant.

Need help!

I don't really know if there's anything that you can do in only 2 days to make yourself "more appealing".

Personally, I would probably get some alcohol... It would loosen both of you up... Make things flow easier. You don't have to get completely hammered.

Lol, other than that, I dunno...

Grow some balls.

Get some confidence.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:



Personally, I would probably get some alcohol... It would loosen both of you up... Make things flow easier. You don't have to get completely hammered.



I will do that, but instead of alcohol i will use weed! Everybodys happy!

No. You fucking suck if you're going to try seducing a chick with weed. Drugs ftl.

*Coughs hysterically*

You: Hey baby, now that i just coughed up a lung and am too stoned to make my penis work- wanna have sex? I think it'd be really trippy to myself screw yo.

Doesn't work so well does it?

Go get some wine or something romantic like that. Doesnt matter if its good or not, you can get a fuckin $5 bottle, and i'd be willing to be neither of you would know if it was a good or a bad wine.

cut fingernails and toenails, shave and get a haircut.

Definite shave, don't hint at things till shes tipsy, always stay one drink behind her.

Apart from that, she's your friend for fucks sake!

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

*Coughs hysterically*

You: Hey baby, now that i just coughed up a lung and am too stoned to make my penis work- wanna have sex? I think it'd be really trippy to myself screw yo.

Doesn't work so well does it?



That's an unlikely scenario. Only little bitches cough when they smoke weed. Taking smaller tokes = no cough.

Weed makes people more horny than ANY other substance I know of, except possibly coke. Weed has NO effect on getting an erection. How ever, it does have an effect on how long it takes to orgasm. A good effect. When I'm stoned, I can not for the life of me come in less than an hour.

So it'd be more like:

"Hey, wanna toke up?"



*both get stoned*

*both get super honry*

*start fucking like crazy animals*

*one hour later she collapses onto the bed stating she hasn't been fucked like that in....ever*

I doubt it. I've never been less horny then when i was stoned. Plus again, if you're trying to seduce her then weed is not the way to go.

I would go with alcohol, but not too much. I had a friend who I new was attracted to me, got her drunk, but pissy drunk. She ended up calling her boyfriend to pick her, cuz she knew I was gonna get dem drawz.

Or... Roofies, but thats just wrong, or is it.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

That's an unlikely scenario. Only little bitches cough when they smoke weed. Taking smaller tokes = no cough.

Weed makes people more horny than ANY other substance I know of, except possibly coke. Weed has NO effect on getting an erection. How ever, it does have an effect on how long it takes to orgasm. A good effect. When I'm stoned, I can not for the life of me come in less than an hour.

So it'd be more like:

"Hey, wanna toke up?"



*both get stoned*

*both get super honry*

*start fucking like crazy animals*

*one hour later she collapses onto the bed stating she hasn't been fucked like that in....ever*

QFT.

It makes it more...spiritual too, I think. Like your bodies are connected as one and shit, lol.

First of all

you must smell clean

no particular cologne or anything

just smell of shampoo and soap

Which I assume you would anyway but seriously, it does help lots.

Specially if you make sure your willy is clean too =)

Have nice hair - don't wear a hat.

Wear jeans + cool belt

Make sure you have no eyebogies

Trim your pubes

Basically all the advice I can give right now but I'm sure you do most of that stuff anyway

don't put out candles or buy wine. she's your friend, so you have to make it look like things "just happened." having candles and wine is going to make you look like you planned it, which is a bit creepy since this isn't a date. or is it?

I think lauren missed the point, the candles and wine should be around as a sorta "i keep shit like this just in case i need it" type thing.

But id agreed dont have candles lit and shit set out and prepped when she gets there. And dont chill red wine.

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

I think lauren missed the point, the candles and wine should be around as a sorta "i keep shit like this just in case i need it" type thing.

But id agreed dont have candles lit and shit set out and prepped when she gets there. And dont chill red wine.



i got the point. i don't think it would seem like that, though. it would seem like, "i am attemping to orchestrate a seduction."

Probably been stated, so re-stressing I guess.

Be CLEAN.

Clean shaven, clean hair.

Smell good.

Clean house.

Make sure your house smells good too! No old food containers sitting around! No boxxers on the floor!

Bed=made with fresh bedsheets!

Nice jeans nice belt like the other guy said.

New well fitting shirt. Not too big, not too tight.

Make sure your socks aren't gross either. As in old, ripped, or stained.

Clean shoes.

hmm.. work on clearing up your skin if you have any issues like that.

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

I think lauren missed the point, the candles and wine should be around as a sorta "i keep shit like this just in case i need it" type thing.

But id agreed dont have candles lit and shit set out and prepped when she gets there. And dont chill red wine.

Keep red wine chilled, but not a full, unopened bottle. Maybe 1/2-2/3 full...make it look like when you DO seduce, you're not an asshole 'get her drunk and take advantage' seducer.

Subtelty is key. Though it helps if you have a subtle but successful personality to begin with.

Edit: Chilled in your fridge or icebox...not sitting out in a bucket of ice, lol.

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quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

I'm sorry, but I laughed. So hard.

LMAO.

quote:Originally posted by PoPxNxRoLL:

Roofies