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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2006-10-03, 23:39
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camaro_racer88 
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Man oh man if your bored read this
Alright if any of you remember the "christian girl" posts' a while back, well I broke up with her and was finally getting over her.
I get on live links which is a phone chat...
After a while I get this message from a girl saying she was older than me but liked younger guys and wanted to know more about me etc.
We have been talking for a few days on the phone then I find out that her mom is missing in our town and the girl her mom went to lunch with that day was found dead, so they are looking for her moms body. She was on the new, She is 5'5 125 lbs, the only down fall about her is she has 40 something double D's. They are fucking huge..
Well we were talking about what we drive, and I have been wanting to do something with my truck, lift it more, or trade it in etc..
Turns out she owns the biggest fucking truck acc. store here. She is going to get me a 3+ft lift on my truck, new tires, wheels, etc... what ever I want for FREE!!!
She does have a couple of kids from a previous relationship but thats no biggey, they are 10 or something, anyway we start talking sexually, and she fucking squirts too.
long story short I am going over there tonight to fuck the shit out of her and also record videos of her and I fucking, her squirting etc. if you guys em'.
Damn and I lucky or what, also I am only 18y/o so me getting my truck basically "pimped" and having a relationship with her. damn its been one hell of a week.
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#2
 2006-10-03, 23:46
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zxcvzxcvzxcv 
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Re: Man oh man if your bored read this
this is cool, post the videos tonight
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#3
 2006-10-03, 23:47
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Re: Man oh man if your bored read this
So what happened with the christian girl?
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#4
 2006-10-03, 23:51
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camaro_racer88 
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Re: Man oh man if your bored read this
I sent out the porn videos of her and I to her family, and friends to show how much of a slut she was and lieing behind her back.
She still says its not true, but I know she was cheating on me is why I dumped her even though the relationship was going good for a change.
As for the videos, I will post them when I get back home, I am spending the night out there so it might be a day or two.
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#5
 2006-10-04, 00:26
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Re: Man oh man if your bored read this
quote:Originally posted by camaro_racer88:
= the only down fall about her is she has 40 something double D's. They are fucking huge..
quote:Originally posted by camaro_racer88:
She does have a couple of kids from a previous relationship but thats no biggey,
If you ask me, your priorities are fucked.
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#6
 2006-10-04, 00:28
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fullcircle 
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Re: Man oh man if your bored read this
quote:Originally posted by camaro_racer88:
Damn and I lucky or what, also I am only 18y/o so me getting my truck basically "pimped" and having a relationship with her. damn its been one hell of a week.
Nice work.
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#7
 2006-10-04, 01:49
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Re: Man oh man if your bored read this
am i the only who's not impressed, and slightly repulsed?
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#8
 2006-10-04, 01:52
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Re: Man oh man if your bored read this
quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:
am i the only who's not impressed, and slightly repulsed?
No...but he's still in machismo fantasy land, so it's an accomplishment in his mind.
Grats man.
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#9
 2006-10-04, 01:58
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ajardoor 
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Re: Man oh man if your bored read this
Did I ever tell anyone here that my favourite cereal is Special K? I know, most people think it's a women's cereal, but I still think it has unisex appeal.
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#10
 2006-10-04, 02:10
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Belle 
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Re: Man oh man if your bored read this
quote:Originally posted by ajardoor:
Did I ever tell anyone here that my favourite cereal is Special K? I know, most people think it's a women's cereal, but I still think it has unisex appeal.
What ever happened to regular K?
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#11
 2006-10-04, 02:18
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Re: Man oh man if your bored read this
quote:Originally posted by ajardoor:
Did I ever tell anyone here that my favourite cereal is Special K? I know, most people think it's a women's cereal, but I still think it has unisex appeal.
My favorite club drug is Special K, which is close enough.
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#12
 2006-10-04, 05:51
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XHippie HunterX 
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Re: Man oh man if your bored read this
Try not to be too dissapointed if shit doesnt work out the way you expect it to. I hate to be the bearer of bad news here, but this sounds like something you would find on the news; "Older woman seduced 18yo and then brainwashes him to preform acts of satan woship and necrophelia"
But good luck. Btw any truck with a 3ft lift is going to be a waste of fucking time. By the time it gets that big it is no longer functional, and in all likelyhood it will be lifted using blocks and not a true suspension lift (since this all would have to be custom). And those blocks would make it impossible to do any kind of offroading, or anything but a smooth paved road for that matter.
Plus you would look like the tool with the small penis who gets his truck raised to compensate.
But post the videos. and good luck.
(sorry i know the mechanical part didnt really fit in here, but oh well)
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#13
 2006-10-04, 06:50
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PoPxNxRoLL 
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Re: Man oh man if your bored read this
quote:Originally posted by camaro_racer88:
We have been talking for a few days on the phone then I find out that her mom is missing in our town and the girl her mom went to lunch with that day was found dead, so they are looking for her moms body. She was on the new, She is 5'5 125 lbs, the only down fall about her is she has 40 something double D's. They are fucking huge..
I'm confused... where this fits in... who's mom...
so while we are waiting for those videos, what about the ones with the christian girl?
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#14
 2006-10-04, 07:01
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Mike Dogg 
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Re: Man oh man if your bored read this
quote:Originally posted by camaro_racer88:
I sent out the porn videos of her and I to her family, and friends to show how much of a slut she was and lieing behind her back.
She still says its not true, but I know she was cheating on me is why I dumped her even though the relationship was going good for a change.
As for the videos, I will post them when I get back home, I am spending the night out there so it might be a day or two.
That's pretty savage, although it was stupid of her to let you record her having sex.
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#15
 2006-10-04, 07:04
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Man oh man if your bored read this
quote:Originally posted by Belle:
What ever happened to regular K?
'Special K takes the blues away..'
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#16
 2006-10-04, 07:17
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Re: Man oh man if your bored read this
quote:Originally posted by Byss:
My favorite club drug is Special K, which is close enough.
 I'm immune to Special K. It takes atleast 300mg to make me feel threshold effects (It's so slight I wouldn't even be able to tell you what it feels like). My mates were taking 100-125mg and K-holing, so I know it was good stuff.
[/tanjent][/sad]
Well, atleast if some one tries to shoot me with a tranq-gun full of K, I'll be able to escape. Woo!
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#17
 2006-10-04, 08:07
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samo tvoja 
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Re: Man oh man if your bored read this
quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:
am i the only who's not impressed, and slightly repulsed?
No, Definitely not.
*Also .. dont you think it would be better to leave her alone, You only want sex from her and she has children.. shes probably really lonely and is just looking form comfort.
[This message has been edited by samo tvoja (edited 10-04-2006).]
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#18
 2006-10-04, 08:16
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XHippie HunterX 
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Re: Man oh man if your bored read this
quote:Originally posted by samo tvoja:
No, Definitely not.
*Also .. dont you think it would be better to leave her alone, You only want sex from her and she has children.. shes probably really lonely and is just looking form comfort.
Wrong. He also wants expensive free shit for his car, so not only is he using her for sex, but hes also trying to weasle shit out of her at the same time.
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#19
 2006-10-04, 11:43
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Re: Man oh man if your bored read this
Aren't you the god lover that would never have sex before marriage, wtf???
Or am I thinking of someone else?
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#20
 2006-10-04, 12:04
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infinities edge 
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Re: Man oh man if your bored read this
quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:
Wrong. He also wants expensive free shit for his car, so not only is he using her for sex, but hes also trying to weasle shit out of her at the same time.
Pfft... Just ignore all that and remember that he is posting videos here after, that's all that matters. =)
Congrats man.
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