Yea, as the title says. Theres a girl I like but she has a boyfriend at the moment. I know she likes me, absolutelty positive. And her boyfriend is a fag. Anyone got any good ways to sabotage this relationship without getting caught.

nothing will work, don't do it.

If the girl likes you she'd finish the fag for you no?

that's very machiavellian. i'm finding it hard to sympathize with your situation enough to want to give you advice.

[This message has been edited by lauren7249 (edited 10-03-2006).]

Just leave it be. If she liked you enough, she'd ditch her current guy for you. Don't be a fucktard and mess something up on the offchance that you might have a shot at her.

just flirt with her alot n try to make her like you even more, so that she breaks up with him.

murder/suicide

You're only going to embarass yourself and look like a desperate loser.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

that's very machiavellian

It's not very cunning or duplicitous, though. I'd say it's very asshole-ish.

I say have a fucking good go. Then I say I hope the boyfriend beats the shit into you.

If you're too stupid to figure it out yourself, you're too stupid to poach that guys girlfriend.

quote:Originally posted by wires:

You're only going to embarass yourself and look like a desperate loser.

Word.

Get your own fucking girlfriend. Jesus H. Christ.

Shoot yourself in away that gets your Brains all over her

name says it all

She doesn't like you, she just said she did because she felt bad saying she didn't. She obviously wants to be with her boyfriend, if she hasn't dumped him for you yet.

And would you honestly want to date a girl who tells you she likes you while she's in a relationship with another guy? What if she did that to you?

And you're a fucking prick, for wanting to interfere.

et tu brutus or whatever

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

She doesn't like you, she just said she did because she felt bad saying she didn't.

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And you're a fucking prick, for wanting to interfere.

If that were the case, then I'd say she is in the wrong for leading him on.

Chances are though, he just assumes that she likes him. Or maybe she's dropping false hints.

Either way, I'd stay away.

quote:Originally posted by PoPxNxRoLL:

et tu brutus or whatever

My sentiments exactly.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Originally posted by lauren7249:

that's very machiavellian

It's not very cunning or duplicitous, though. I'd say it's very asshole-ish.

QFT !

Ginsu knifes. Make 'im a bloody eunuch.

Sounds like some fucker I know who is trying to pull this shit on me. I've been with my girl for almost 2 years, and he is constantly telling her that he likes her. I've confronted him and told him whats what. He was a friend of mine before I got with her, but now I consider him to be quite vile.

you are a complete and total asshat. you dont deserve help, what you really deserve is a swift punch to the penis.

Shit like that is disgusting. If you cant win her on your own it means she isnt interested enough in you, and who the fuck are you to make a judgement on you being a better person than him? wanting to fuck up somebody's relationship puts you WAY below him.

fuck off. there is a reason she is with him and not you. See opening sentence.

quote:Originally posted by Brutus:

Yea, as the title says. Theres a girl I like but she has a boyfriend at the moment. I know she likes me, absolutelty positive. And her boyfriend is a fag. Anyone got any good ways to sabotage this relationship without getting caught.

-1 Meaning, beyond help!

quote:Originally posted by Panicofbeliever:

If the girl likes you she'd finish the fag for you no?

She's practicin flirting on you to spice up her bf's relationship - just leave it we dont wnat a nice guy like you getting hurt!

quote:Originally posted by wires:

You're only going to embarass yourself and look like a desperate loser.

Word.

That is a terrible and extremely shitty thing to do.

If she really liked you, she would have already dumped the fag.

You are powerless, mislead, and need to get on with your life instead of ruining other people's happiness.

Go to their house when they've having a quiet, loving night in, and commit suicide in front of the house, slashing your wrists open and writing "I LOVE YOU ......" in huge letters on the pavement.

Then jump through the window, grab teh boobz and shoot yourself in the head.

That will screw 'em up pretty bad