I got a little 'tense' you could say and came back to my dorm room to rub one out real quick before going back to the library to do some more studying.

As soon as I start ejaculating (all over myself) I hear my door being unlocked by my roommmate. Quick as I could, I pulled my shirt over my unzipped, unbelted shorts and clicked off the video screen. Roommate came in, walked around the room for a second (totally unawares), dropped some shit off and left, shutting the door behind him, leaving me sitting here with cum all over my stomach/pubes/shirt thanking God I did not just get totally busted spanking my monkey.

Then I started laughing and figured this was Totse-worthy.

You should have cummed all over him then ho-slapped him for walking in on your "private reflection".

'I almost got caught pleasuring myself. lol'

Totse worthy? Barely, if at all.

S+A worthy? Not even close.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

'I almost got caught pleasuring myself. lol'

Totse worthy? Barely, if at all.

S+A worthy? Not even close.

Shut the fuck up. Who fucking asked you?

should have told him to come over there and run cleanup duty.

There's a shitload of masturbation stories on here...most are pretty funny.

www.yarr.org (http://www.yarr.org)

Just finished wanking and was lying on my back (it was a good tug) and I didn't feel the second load coming. Shot myself in the mouth, had to run through the hallway to the bathroom to spit that shit out.

big deal, my last roommate found my vibrator.

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Shut the fuck up. Who fucking asked you?

Whats that in the sky? It's a bird. It's a plane. It's superdyke!

I'm sorry if hearing about college guys fapping on the couch is the closest you get to any action, but I dont really want to hear your lip. Now why dont you go practice your sandwhich making technique and maybe someday you'll find someone a nice african boy thats willing to venture into your bedroom.



EDIT: Also, your vocabulary leaves something to be desired :\

[This message has been edited by SilentMind (edited 10-03-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

big deal, my last roommate found my vibrator.

Big deal, that'd be like my roommate finding porn and lotion. So what, everyone knows everyone else masturbates.

Imagine your roommate walking into your room while you are in the throes of an orgasm...

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

'I almost got caught pleasuring myself. lol'

Totse worthy? Barely, if at all.

S+A worthy? Not even close.

Don't dilute my story down to that shit. I was ejaculating on myself as my roommate walked in the door, but I managed to avoid an extremely embarrassing encounter. That's comedy

Come on dude, you give Totse too much credit.

quote:Originally posted by activepsycho:

I was ejaculating on myself as my roommate walked in the door, but I managed to avoid an extremely embarrassing encounter. That's comedy

There have been many times I've had my parents walk in while I ejaculated into my underwear. That's not funny and neither is yours.

Actually, your roommate probably does know and is just pretending he doesn't to prevent things from being akward.

I can one up that though this isn't me. One of my friends came back to his room one day and i think the door was open (they have a triple room so it isn't like a view into their room) the tv was on jerry springer and his roommate was bareassed naked watching porn on his computer. The guy said "leave im trying to pleasure myself!" and by the time my friend got down to the bathroom i think or something not very far away, his roommate had finished up and gotten dressed and met him. THat kid is crazy!

quote:Originally posted by EssJay:

There have been many times I've had my parents walk in while I ejaculated into my underwear. That's not funny and neither is yours.

Ok, dude, all you're trying to do is shut me down. I get it. But that's just you being a dick.

It IS funny. Humor is perceived differently by different people though, so I guess that's just your view. Don't go shitting on my parade though man, damn.

quote:Originally posted by EssJay:

There have been many times I've had my parents walk in while I ejaculated into my underwear. That's not funny and neither is yours.

I disagree. I've been roaring laughter because of this thread.

quote:Originally posted by EssJay:

. Shot myself in the mouth, had to run through the hallway to the bathroom to spit that shit out.



wtf is up with you? do you not swallow?

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Whats that in the sky? It's a bird. It's a plane. It's superdyke!

I'm sorry if hearing about college guys fapping on the couch is the closest you get to any action, but I dont really want to hear your lip. Now why dont you go practice your sandwhich making technique and maybe someday you'll find someone a nice african boy thats willing to venture into your bedroom.



EDIT: Also, your vocabulary leaves something to be desired :\



So, what you're trying to say is, not only are you gay, but you're also a nigger?

I'm not in the least bit surprised, now.

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

So, what you're trying to say is, not only are you gay, but you're also a nigger?

I'm not in the least bit surprised, now.

I'm not gay, I'm bi. Get it right bitch.

And I'm neither a nigger, nor do I have anything against black people. http://tinyurl.com/r2tot

But apparently, you're a racist as well as a homophobe. My, but you're open-minded.

Every time you open your mouth to speak, you make yourself look like more and more of an idiot. By all means, continue on. Your incessant personal attacks speak volumes of both your skill at debating, and your malicious unfounded points of view about...just about everything else.

quote:Originally posted by EssJay:

There have been many times I've had my parents walk in while I ejaculated into my underwear. That's not funny and neither is yours.

Actually, that is pretty funny.

quote:Originally posted by activepsycho:

I got a little \'tense\' you could say and came back to my dorm room to rub one out real quick before going back to the library to do some more studying.

As soon as I start ejaculating (all over myself) I hear my door being unlocked by my roommmate. Quick as I could, I pulled my shirt over my unzipped, unbelted shorts and clicked off the video screen. Roommate came in, walked around the room for a second (totally unawares), dropped some shit off and left, shutting the door behind him, leaving me sitting here with cum all over my stomach/pubes/shirt thanking God I did not just get totally busted spanking my monkey.

Then I started laughing and figured this was Totse-worthy.



I fapped.

What the fuck would the expression be on your face, like a mix of 'oohh yeaah' some 'GTFO'

>_O!