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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2006-10-01, 19:50 |
Tripping_Hobo_Hunter 
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 Tired of using my hand.
I'm pissed off because my girlfriend is on vacation with her parents right now. They won't be back for a while. I don't have a fleshlight or anything like that. I'm tired of whacking off with my hand. Any suggustions on improvised pleasure devices?
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#2
2006-10-01, 19:52 |
XHippie HunterX
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Re: Tired of using my hand.
Cucumber. Or stick your dick in a warm potato.
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#3
2006-10-01, 20:06 |
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Re: Tired of using my hand.
www.yarr.org (http://www.yarr.org)
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#4
2006-10-01, 20:09 |
ShouldTrip
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Re: Tired of using my hand.
Splurge, get a prostitute.
Have a good excuse ready for when your girlfriend tells you that it "burns when she pees" in a few months though.
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#5
2006-10-01, 20:11 |
frinkmakesyouthink
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Re: Tired of using my hand.
quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:
www.yarr.org (http://www.yarr.org)
I saw the funny side
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#6
2006-10-01, 21:58 |
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Re: Tired of using my hand.
There are guys who don't have fleshlights? What is wrong with you?
Anyways, microwave a banana peel, it's pretty good.
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#7
2006-10-01, 22:14 |
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Re: Tired of using my hand.
Why dont you just find a temporary substitute? Theres really no shortage...
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#8
2006-10-01, 22:47 |
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Tired of using my hand.
Long bracing walks and cold showers.
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#9
2006-10-01, 23:02 |
sylph
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Re: Tired of using my hand.
Cheap liqor and a hooker.
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#10
2006-10-01, 23:06 |
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Sitting on a dildo chair
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Re: Tired of using my hand.
fill sandwhich bag w/ lube.
stick lube in matress, pump away....not that great but easy.
p.s dont eat from that bag
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#11
2006-10-01, 23:19 |
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Re: Tired of using my hand.
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
Long bracing walks and cold showers.
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#12
2006-10-02, 11:53 |
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Re: Tired of using my hand.
Rub your dick on the mattress. No hands masturbation.
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#13
2006-10-02, 18:00 |
duck_dojo
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Re: Tired of using my hand.
pet dog + dog food = hands free happiness
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#14
2006-10-02, 23:10 |
Cosmo Memory
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Re: Tired of using my hand.
In between the couch cushions.  |
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#15
2006-10-03, 03:26 |
Cpt.Winters
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Re: Tired of using my hand.
Poor you! Tired of using your hand, bah!
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#16
2006-10-03, 03:29 |
PoPxNxRoLL
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Re: Tired of using my hand.
give yourself a numby.
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#17
2006-10-03, 13:20 |
UnforgiVen3
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Re: Tired of using my hand.
Sit on your hand so it goes numb, and tie a rubber band around your penis so it also goes numb- when you fap, it's like noone is getting a handjob |
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#18
2006-10-03, 18:25 |
Amos
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Re: Tired of using my hand.
quote:Originally posted by UnforgiVen3:
Sit on your hand so it goes numb, and tie a rubber band around your penis so it also goes numb- when you fap, it's like noone is getting a handjob
best idea ever |
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#19
2006-10-03, 18:53 |
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OPS 2A building 688-6911(b)
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Re: Tired of using my hand.
www.jackinworld.com (http://www.jackinworld.com)
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