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Old 2006-10-01, 05:52
MomentaryLapseOfReason MomentaryLapseOfReason is offline
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Default I'm in heaven right now...

It's 1:45am on Saturday night, and I'm in her room. She's next to me, sleeping on the bed. She looks like an angel. The past few days have been unbelievable, and I look forward to the next two days. I've waited so long, and I've finally come to see her. It's better than I could have ever imagined. I love this girl, and I've just proven myself that nothing will keep me from her, not even a constant pain in my abdomen that feels like someone is stabbing me.

I know you guys probably don't care, but I just had to share my feelings with someone. This has been so wonderful, and I wouldn't trade it for the world. I never thought I'd have the chance to experience a love like this, but here I am. And I'd be right back in bed next to her if I didn't have this pain; I don't want to wake her up with my shaking.

All I can really say is I think I've made the best choice I possibly could, and I regret nothing about the past 8 months. =)

Edit- Pictures, fool!

Us together (http://tinyurl.com/h7hgm)

Proof 1 (http://tinyurl.com/ffsab)

Proof 2 (http://tinyurl.com/gy33o)

She's HAWT. (http://tinyurl.com/eukgv)

[This message has been edited by MomentaryLapseOfReason (edited 10-01-2006).]
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Old 2006-10-01, 05:58
Surak Surak is offline
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Dude

Have that looked at, trust me it could be your appendix. I've have taht happen to me, and even though I'm drunkard right now, I'm serious.
 #3 
Old 2006-10-01, 05:58
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Good on ya, mate
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Old 2006-10-01, 06:05
Gackt Gackt is offline
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Who's the lucky girl?

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Old 2006-10-01, 06:07
kennyonfire kennyonfire is offline
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thats awsome! i hope that feeling lasts more than just a few more days!
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Old 2006-10-01, 06:12
MomentaryLapseOfReason MomentaryLapseOfReason is offline
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quote:Originally posted by kennyonfire:

thats awsome! i hope that feeling lasts more than just a few more days!

I have to go back home on Monday. =(

And Gackt, you'd know her as "Pirate Hippie".
 #7 
Old 2006-10-01, 06:12
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Why do you only look forward to the next two days?

edit: oh, nvm, you answered it just now

[This message has been edited by IDontLoveYou (edited 10-01-2006).]
 #8 
Old 2006-10-01, 07:10
pianoSpleen pianoSpleen is offline
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Eh.
 #9 
Old 2006-10-01, 07:12
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Congrats! Not everyone is that lucky.
 #10 
Old 2006-10-01, 07:23
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Wauw, one of our moderators had real-life sex0r.
 #11 
Old 2006-10-01, 07:24
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Waaaitaminute....

Pirate Hippie is lying right beside you?!
 #12 
Old 2006-10-01, 07:34
UnforgiVen3 UnforgiVen3 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Chinese Food52:

Waaaitaminute....

Pirate Hippie is lying right beside you?!



Yep. She's gonna make admin for this.... :P
 #13 
Old 2006-10-01, 07:42
lauren7249 lauren7249 is offline
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you mean you guys had never met before this??
 #14 
Old 2006-10-01, 08:38
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Major league congrats and best wishes to you both

DO get that pain checked out asap!

*cough* it's been a while since the last totse wedding *hint* *cough*
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Old 2006-10-01, 08:48
Valis Valis is offline
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quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

It's 1:45am on Saturday night, and I'm in her room. She's next to me, sleeping on the bed. She looks like an angel. The past few days have been unbelievable, and I look forward to the next two days. I've waited so long, and I've finally come to see her. It's better than I could have ever imagined. I love this girl, and I've just proven myself that nothing will keep me from her, not even a constant pain in my abdomen that feels like someone is stabbing me.

I know you guys probably don't care, but I just had to share my feelings with someone. This has been so wonderful, and I wouldn't trade it for the world. I never thought I'd have the chance to experience a love like this, but here I am. And I'd be right back in bed next to her if I didn't have this pain; I don't want to wake her up with my shaking.

All I can really say is I think I've made the best choice I possibly could, and I regret nothing about the past 8 months. =)



I am happy for you. It really sounds like you are doing good. But I agree, you should see a doctor about that, so at least you know what is happening.
 #16 
Old 2006-10-01, 08:51
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I thought you were like 40, and pirate hippy like 16.
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Old 2006-10-01, 09:41
Elephantitis Man Elephantitis Man is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

I thought you were like 40, and pirate hippy like 16.

I think MLOR is a bit younger than that.

I thought Pirate Hippie was a midget...
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Old 2006-10-01, 10:04
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quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

I thought you were like 40, and pirate hippy like 16.

Nah man, Meta's 40. These two are youngsters.
 #19 
Old 2006-10-01, 10:12
Mr.Happy Mr.Happy is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Aseren:

Wauw, one of our moderators had real-life sex0r.

Two of them. This has to violate some kind of law of physics.

I'm most awesomely happy for you both. Glad everything went so brilliantly. Except for your appendicular agony, anyway. But yeah, way to go. Couldn't happen to nicer people .
 #20 
Old 2006-10-01, 13:05
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Glad to hear it. You know that you two have my best wishes.

Take pictures. Make memories. Enjoy it.
 #21 
Old 2006-10-01, 13:11
ShouldTrip ShouldTrip is offline
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Make sure it's not infatuation!

I'm happy for you. This day-n-age, it's hard to find the nice calm of being with someone you love.
 #22 
Old 2006-10-01, 13:24
dathnoth dathnoth is offline
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this thread is pointless without pics
 #23 
Old 2006-10-01, 15:05
Zinedine Zidane Zinedine Zidane is offline
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POSTING IN A STICKY!
 #24 
Old 2006-10-01, 15:09
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So what's up with that stomach pain? Is it like chronic, or what?

Good for you guys finally meeting! Glad it's going so well.
 #25 
Old 2006-10-01, 15:27
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I looooove you, mlor. And umm *passes out*

EDIT- loooove her too <333333 for everyone!

[This message has been edited by SodaGuy (edited 10-01-2006).]
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Old 2006-10-01, 18:56
Pirate Hippie Pirate Hippie is offline
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Old 2006-10-01, 19:02
Underscore Underscore is offline
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Awwww....sweet.

And that's serious, not sarcasm.

+1 for love.
 #28 
Old 2006-10-01, 19:06
xarf xarf is offline
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you two have my best wishes
 #29 
Old 2006-10-01, 19:10
Evil Doom Flask Evil Doom Flask is offline
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Woo a proper internet romance
 #30 
Old 2006-10-01, 19:14
Habanero Habanero is offline
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go buttfuck her and film it for totse
 #31 
Old 2006-10-01, 19:14
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quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

And I'd be right back in bed next to her if I didn't have this pain; I don't want to wake her up with my shaking.

I feel for you; I'm almost always in some sort of pain or another. I hate the human body. Always has to be going wrong and ruining shit. Go to a doctor, man.
 #32 
Old 2006-10-01, 19:21
Isobutane Isobutane is offline
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I haven't smiled like that in a long time=]
 #33 
Old 2006-10-01, 19:25
Gamba Gamba is offline
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You should guys take picture of both of you, or I seriously call sheniningans.
 #34 
Old 2006-10-01, 19:37
MomentaryLapseOfReason MomentaryLapseOfReason is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Gamba:

You should guys take picture of both of you, or I seriously call sheniningans.

Pictures will come as soon as I upload them to my comp. We still need to get a decent picture of both of us where we actually look presentable. More of a problem with me, really. =P
 #35 
Old 2006-10-01, 19:37
The Tormentor The Tormentor is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Gamba:

You should guys take picture of both of you, or I seriously call sheniningans.

+1
 #36 
Old 2006-10-01, 19:38
MomentaryLapseOfReason MomentaryLapseOfReason is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

So what's up with that stomach pain? Is it like chronic, or what?

Good for you guys finally meeting! Glad it's going so well.

Nah, it just seemed to creep up on me, almost like the onset of appendicitis. It started to hurt quite a bit, but I didn't want to wake anybody up and be a bother about it.
 #37 
Old 2006-10-01, 19:38
KwinnieBogan KwinnieBogan is offline
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You people make me happy. good on you.
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Old 2006-10-01, 19:45
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quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

Nah, it just seemed to creep up on me, almost like the onset of appendicitis. It started to hurt quite a bit, but I didn't want to wake anybody up and be a bother about it.

Push lightly on the area it hurts in, if it hurts when you push, that's normal but you should still see a doctor, but if it hurts when you release pressure it's appendicitis.
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Old 2006-10-01, 19:52
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(smiles) is this gonna be ANOUTHER rape case. you can tell me i wont say anything(quick, call the feds!)
 #40 
Old 2006-10-01, 19:52
MomentaryLapseOfReason MomentaryLapseOfReason is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Bipolar Rocket:

Push lightly on the area it hurts in, if it hurts when you push, that's normal but you should still see a doctor, but if it hurts when you release pressure it's appendicitis.

Well, it is the next day, but when I pressed on it, it would hurt, and it would hurt worse when I would exhale. Everything seems fine now.
 #41 
Old 2006-10-01, 20:11
gam3r_with_revenge gam3r_with_revenge is offline
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Kool
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Old 2006-10-01, 21:29
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I hope you give her aids and she gives you crabs.

...Someone had to say it.
 #43 
Old 2006-10-01, 21:39
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I wish I could be a mod...
 #44 
Old 2006-10-01, 22:02
Psionicist Psionicist is offline
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Best luck, you two. =D
 #45 
Old 2006-10-01, 22:24
Cloaked Dagger Cloaked Dagger is offline
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This thread makes me happy.
 #46 
Old 2006-10-01, 23:23
MomentaryLapseOfReason MomentaryLapseOfReason is offline
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Pictures have been brought unto you.
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Old 2006-10-01, 23:28
Bipolar Rocket Bipolar Rocket is offline
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quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

Pictures have been brought unto you.

...

Where?
 #48 
Old 2006-10-02, 01:00
MomentaryLapseOfReason MomentaryLapseOfReason is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Bipolar Rocket:

...

Where?

Original post.
 #49 
Old 2006-10-02, 01:09
lauren7249 lauren7249 is offline
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you guys are soooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!!!!
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Old 2006-10-02, 01:18
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I'm happy for you MLoR.
 #51 
Old 2006-10-02, 01:19
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quote:Originally posted by Euda:

I'm happy for you MLoR.
 #52 
Old 2006-10-02, 01:21
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modsecks!

Congrats mlor.
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Old 2006-10-03, 23:33
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quote:Originally posted by Cloaked Dagger:

This thread makes me happy.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

I'm happy for you MLoR.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Major league congrats and best wishes to you both

DO get that pain checked out asap!

*cough* it's been a while since the last totse wedding *hint* *cough*
 #54 
Old 2006-10-03, 23:36
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If I had posted a post-lay post I'm pretty sure it would have been locked.

Fuck mods posting whatever they want.
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Old 2006-10-03, 23:48
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quote:Originally posted by Killmikey9:

modsecks!

Congrats mlor.

Modsecks.... rofl.
 #56 
Old 2006-10-04, 00:30
Havoc737903 Havoc737903 is offline
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Firemen have longer hoses...
 #57 
Old 2006-10-04, 00:41
akiratheoni akiratheoni is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gackt
quote:Originally posted by Euda:

I'm happy for you MLoR.
 #58 
Old 2006-10-18, 01:16
Jerusalem Jerusalem is offline
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SHE A BUTTERFACE
 #59 
Old 2006-10-18, 02:09
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I happy for ya man, but jesus christ you have big hands
 #60 
Old 2006-10-18, 02:10
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Conrats on the whole "S3ck0rz with Pirate Hippy thing" If you get married, can I be your E-best man?
 #61 
Old 2006-10-18, 03:21
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Heh, it's pretty cool to hear you two are still togeather.
 #62 
Old 2006-10-18, 03:35
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Grats man, everyone always thought it was a joke... but I guess not.
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Old 2006-10-18, 20:19
Mellow_Fellow Mellow_Fellow is offline
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Some might reach for the cigs...you reach for the mouse and keyboard

Nice pics dude, things sound good.
 #64 
Old 2006-10-18, 22:48
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I feel happy for you MLoR.
 #65 
Old 2006-10-18, 23:01
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, congrats? yes.

btw, that picture with mlor hugging ph, mlor kinda looks scary - like he is staring into your soul or something, sorry, but i'm weird xD.
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Old 2006-10-19, 02:53
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quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

Inot even a constant pain in my abdomen that feels like someone is stabbing me.

]

This could be either your appendix, or a kidney stone. I had a kidney stone at 12, it hurts like a motherfucker.
 #67 
Old 2006-10-19, 03:00
MomentaryLapseOfReason MomentaryLapseOfReason is offline
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quote:Originally posted by OrganizedChaos:

This could be either your appendix, or a kidney stone. I had a kidney stone at 12, it hurts like a motherfucker.

...Umm, it's been about 2-3 weeks with no trouble.

Thanks, but I'm all good now.
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Old 2006-10-19, 03:12
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quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

It's 1:45am on Saturday night, and I'm in her room. She's next to me, sleeping on the bed. She looks like an angel. The past few days have been unbelievable, and I look forward to the next two days. I've waited so long, and I've finally come to see her. It's better than I could have ever imagined. I love this girl, and I've just proven myself that nothing will keep me from her, not even a constant pain in my abdomen that feels like someone is stabbing me.

I know you guys probably don't care, but I just had to share my feelings with someone. This has been so wonderful, and I wouldn't trade it for the world. I never thought I'd have the chance to experience a love like this, but here I am. And I'd be right back in bed next to her if I didn't have this pain; I don't want to wake her up with my shaking.

All I can really say is I think I've made the best choice I possibly could, and I regret nothing about the past 8 months. =)

Edit- Pictures, fool!

Us together (http://tinyurl.com/h7hgm)

Proof 1 (http://tinyurl.com/ffsab)

Proof 2 (http://tinyurl.com/gy33o)

She's HAWT. (http://tinyurl.com/eukgv)



Cool man. Im happy for you !

You got yourself a real catch, she is pretty decent looking. I didnt read everyones posts but how did you hook up with her????

anyways peace,
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Old 2006-10-19, 03:14
MomentaryLapseOfReason MomentaryLapseOfReason is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Nikkuh:

Cool man. Im happy for you !

You got yourself a real catch, she is pretty decent looking. I didnt read everyones posts but how did you hook up with her????

anyways peace,

Met her on Totse, actually. Talked with her on MSN, and things just progressed.
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Old 2006-10-19, 03:51
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gay
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Old 2008-01-12, 15:51
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lolololololololololololol
 #72 
Old 2008-01-12, 16:02
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lolololololololololololol

Fuck you.
 #73 
Old 2008-01-12, 16:34
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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she looks like she eats granola and drinks soy milk and used to cut herself.

idjits make idjits happy

unless you're the fireman in that case you aren't an idjit
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Old 2008-01-12, 16:48
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There was no need for this to crawl out of its grave and I'm going to put a stake in it so it stays put from nowon. If either the OP or the lady concerned disagree then they should email me.
 
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