Now, I'm alittle drunk here, but I'm trying to keep it together long enough to make this post, so try to bear with me, ok folks? Here goes:

My best friend bet me that I could not live one week according to a Queen song. I said "Sure I could!" so the bastard picked "Fat Bottomed Girls."

I should have seen that coming, but I was drunk at the time. Big surprise.

So, in order to make 100 bucks (The bet, you see) and not in fact lose that amount to my friend, I have to try and nail this marginally overweight cashier at the grocery store where I work. Now, I'm more into curvy chicks anyway, but she's pushing the boundaries of my flub tolerance all the same. That, and she's not that pretty. She has amazing hair, though... pretty much her only good feature.

She's a fucked up chick. Her dad's an alcoholic and she basically comes from a broken home. Add to that she doesn't want to be like her sister, who is a stripper.

So, any ideas, Totse? Help me out here, folks. I lurk in this forum alot and there are alot of informative posters in here.

Daterape drugs. Be a terrible human being and play off her problems.

Yeah... no so good if I get caught, with that suggestion though. It's cool though, keep trying.

Fuck that, bang her stripper sister.

I would make the attempt except that she's even fuglier than the chick I'm trying to nail. Ugh.

Although If I pretended she were somebody else, it could work.

Okay, all humanitarian issues aside... she's ugly, she's messed up, all you have to do is hit on her and act like a white knight, you know, like you give a shit about her problems. Then you comfort her, and by comfort her I mean sneakily fuck the hell out of her, and then dump her and leave her suicidal.

Probably best not to do this to a girl you actually work with dude, but that's your call.

Win that 100 bucks, buy me a beer? Wha-chow!

I'm wondering if that'll work becaus e she's all about "fixing herself" and shit. Maybe I should just kick my friend in the balls and declare "Bet Over!" I mean, I do work with her, you're right it's not wise.

Still though, nay other thoughts before I lose the ability to type?

quote:Originally posted by Surak:

I'm wondering if that'll work becaus e she's all about "fixing herself" and shit. Maybe I should just kick my friend in the balls and declare "Bet Over!" I mean, I do work with her, you're right it's not wise.

Still though, nay other thoughts before I lose the ability to type?



be like, "come out with me for a drink, you need a fun time!" then get her drunk and let her come to you.

chances are, after that she won't expect much, so you won't have to deal with her thinking you love her or something.

edit - you should also get drunk, so as not to look like a creep. also it will make her seem attractive, and give you an "out" later.

edit 2 - i think the "bet over" thing is best. i mean it's unethical to do the above.



[This message has been edited by lauren7249 (edited 10-01-2006).]

^^ yeah i was going to put taking her to the bar/club and/or just plain getting her drunk.

But flood control wouldnt let me edit it and i got bored.

listen to her. but mine is still easier.

"I made a bet for $100 that I could sleep with you. Do you think I have any chance at winning?"

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

^^ yeah i was going to put taking her to the bar/club and/or just plain getting her drunk.

But flood control wouldnt let me edit it and i got bored.

listen to her. but mine is still easier.

Flood control doesn't effect edits...